Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Summary Bro!You wouldn’t believe this!Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday.Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang.Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries END me! Can you believe that?!I mean, I haveld some questionable ries about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need axe a skeln for something like that, right?RIGHT?!I managed escape through one of the mostnvenient andntrived get-aways in all of undead hiry, even managing pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later be better than I thought they’d be!From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?!A voice speaks me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something!Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle.Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up be a huge pain in my PELVIS!GAAAAH!Jeez this is happeningo fast!However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while!A new path of power!I can NOT be an undead!I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead!Immune the antics from both sides. Well... most of them!I’m no longer on the path for Undeath!Only Lifelessness awaits me!I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale!I am... SKULLIUS!And I’m not an UNDEAD!.......[Sneek Peek]“What kind of skills are these? What can I do with them? They better not be worthless VOW Bro!”[Please refrain from calling me- you know what, whatever! Scroll down access the actual descriptions about the skills].Um ok.Click.~~~[ Supreme Skill ][ Flesh It Like You Mean It | Lv. 1 ]Tired of looking dead? Are your eyes hollow? Do you need smile and show off something other than bones? Call on the power ofsmetic flesh and get a body that's your liking (not really).----[ Supreme Skill ][ Lifeless Evolution ]Tired of the same old undead evolutions? Is being undead not trendy anymore? Is your Lich a sockethole who doesn’t admire your efforts? Well then, try the Lifeless Evolution Package. For strong, unorthodox and peculiar evolutions that will knock your skull off.-IfyouareseeingthisinyourGuidancefielditmeansthatthisskillisbounyouandisnon-refundable-~~~I’m going regret this right?......You’re reading “Bro, I'm not an Undead!” on See all Hide