Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 1844: Shuhang, you’re crazy!

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Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

When Song Shuhang approached Heavenly Field Island, the island-guarding formation around it quickly opened a path for him to enter. Fortunately, before Senior Tian Tiankong had gone drinking, he had arranged for his disciples to keep watch over the formation so that Song Shuhang wouldn’t end up locked outside the island.

After Song Shuhang entered the island, he adjusted his posture slightly, and landed at the place where the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were having the banquet.

There, the immortal chefs of Heavenly Field Island and Song Shuhang’s disciple, Chu Chu, were busy at work. Chu Chu was helping these veteran immortal chefs, and gaining experience from them.

When Song Shuhang landed, he saw Thrice Reckless Mad Saber running frantically inside the hamster wheel.

Eh? If I remember correctly, the voice I heard behind Soft Feather in the call wasn’t Senior Thrice Reckless’ voice, right? Song Shuhang thought to himself. Did the person in the hamster wheel change while I was flying over?

“Little friend Shuhang, you’re finally back.” Senior Yellow Mountain was calmly seated on one of the seats. He smiled gently at Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang asked, “Senior Yellow Mountain, you haven’t drunk too much, have you?”

Senior Yellow Mountain smiled slightly and said, “My alcohol tolerance is actually pretty good, so you don’t have to worry about me. Anyway, you went out to look for ingredients, right? Did you find what you were looking for?”

Song Shuhang said, “I did. However, the ingredients are quite large, so I had to store them elsewhere first. I’ll bring them out in a while.”

“Senior Song, Senior Song, where’s the meteor shower?” Soft Feather rolled over on the grass with the Almighty Merchant’s sheet wrapped around her, stopping in front of Song Shuhang. She stared at him with shining eyes.

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly. “Soft Feather, I really can’t do that kind of thing.”

“But Father said before that he created a meteor shower for my mother back then, and it was very gorgeous.” Soft Feather blinked.

“…” Song Shuhang.

So this is actually Senior Spirit Butterfly’s fault?

Huh, weird. Since that was something done by Senior Spirit Butterfly in the past, and Soft Feather now wants to see it, then shouldn’t Senior Spirit Butterfly be doing his best to make her happy?

With Senior Spirit Butterfly’s character and strength, he should have quickly gone and brought a huge meteor over before exploding it above Heavenly Field Island to create a meteor shower.

So why isn’t that happening?

Song Shuhang turned his head and found Senior Spirit Butterfly… Then, he saw that Senior Spirit Butterfly and Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue, who both had clearly drunk too much, were looking at each other intently.

“What are Senior Spirit Butterfly and Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue doing? They aren’t competing on who can drink more, are they?” Song Shuhang worried.

The potency of Lady Kunna’s wine was too domineering, and even Eighth Stage Profound Sages wouldn’t be able to handle it. With the two seniors having already drunk so much, it was very possible that they were indeed competing.

Competing on such a thing was very dangerous, so why didn’t the other seniors stop them?

“There’s no need to worry. My dad and Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue are just playing a little game. The ‘look at each other, don’t talk, don’t move’ game. Whoever blinks, talks, or moves first loses,” said Soft Feather while rolling around on the ground, wrapped in the sheet.

“…” Song Shuhang.

Soft Feather said, “So, Senior Song, the meteor shower.”

It seemed that she was very intent on seeing a meteor shower.

“When the banquet is over, we can try setting that up.” Song Shuhang could only reply this way. When Soft Feather sobered up a bit, she shouldn’t be this focused on meteor showers, right?

“Okay.” Soft Feather nodded obediently. She tightened the sheet around her body before rolling away into the distance, rolling all the way to Doudou and Chu Chu….

“Little friend Shuhang, what ingredients were you looking for? And what do you need us to do?” Medicine Master took Riverly Purple Mist’s hand and came to Song Shuhang’s side.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator and Young Master Phoenix Slayer followed.

Song Shuhang said, “Hehe, Seniors, see for yourself.”

Afterward, he looked for an open space before stretching out his hands, and saying, “Ingredients, come out!”

With a burst of electric arcs and dazzling light, long strips of Third Stage tribulation lightning appeared one after the other by exiting the Inner World.

“The h-heavenly tribulation?” Medicine Master’s eyes widened at the sight of the tribulation lightning.

I can’t be wrong. This is definitely the lightning from the heavenly tribulation. As a cultivator, I might sometimes have trouble discerning other forms of lightning, but I would absolutely never misrecognize the lightning from the heavenly tribulation!

“Tribulation lightning?!” Young Master Phoenix Slayer jumped back on instinct, afraid of being affected by the tribulation lightning before him.

Venerable Yellow Mountain looked at the seals on the strips of tribulation lightning and said calmly, “There’s no need to be afraid. This lightning has already been sealed, and it seems to be Fellow Daoist White’s sealing technique. Has Fellow Daoist White returned?”

From the looks of things, Senior Yellow Mountain really hadn’t drunk much, and was still very sober.

Song Shuhang replied, “It was Senior White’s clone that was sent over to help me with sealing the lightning tribulation.”

True Monarch White Crane, who was in the form of a petite woman, swiftly came to Song Shuhang’s side and asked, “Where’s Senior White?”

Although it was only a clone, it was still a clone of Senior White.

“He’s currently exploring the Southern Autumn Temple. He should come out in a while,” replied Song Shuhang. He then stepped forward, stretched out his hand, and lightly pressed on the sealed tribulation lightning.

Touching the familiar lightning, Song Shuhang pulled out the recipe for the ❮Braised Heavenly Tribulation❯ and reviewed the steps to making it.

True Monarch White Crane’s wings drooped to the ground, clearly showing that it was feeling listless.

“Wait a minute, I have a question,” said Medicine Master. “Where are the ingredients? Where are the ingredients that you needed my help with?”

Song Shuhang turned around, displayed his pearly white teeth to the seniors, gave a thumbs-up with one hand while patting the ‘sealed heavenly tribulation’ with the other, and said loudly, “These are the ingredients!”

“…” Venerable Yellow Mountain.

“…” Fairy Lychee.

“Have you drunk too much, little friend Shuhang?” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator asked while rubbing his temples.

Song Shuhang replied, “No, not at all. Although I did drink a little, I’m still very sober.”

“It looks like he has indeed been drinking too much,” Venerable Yellow Mountain concluded.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer stepped forward, touching Song Shuhang’s forehead. “You don’t seem to have a fever, so why are you talking such nonsense?”

“I’m going to make some ❮Braised Heavenly Tribulation❯. Seniors, watch me show off my skills and experience with the explosive taste of the heavenly tribulation!” Song Shuhang patted his chest confidently.

He had acquired Demon Emperor Hezhi’s immortal chef inheritance from the other party’s demonic god pillar. Besides that, he had also won Demon Emperor Hezhi’s demonic chef heart from that mysterious young senior.

With these, he had the confidence to tinker with the ❮Braised Heavenly Tribulation❯.

Senior Yellow Mountain asked, “Fellow Daoist White knew you were going to make this ‘Braised Heavenly Tribulation’?”

Song Shuhang nodded and replied, “Yup. Senior White is also looking forward to the completion of the ❮Braised Heavenly Tribulation❯.”

Senior Yellow Mountain responded, “Very well, I understand. Then, everyone, let’s cooperate with Shuhang. Just take it as we’ve drunk too much and have gone crazy.”

“Don’t blow up my Heavenly Field Island.” Senior Tian Tiankong let out a faint cry.

Song Shuhang said, “The first step to make the dish is to take the sealed Third Stage lightning tribulation and place it inside a magical treasure. Afterward, a medicinal liquid that ‘liquefies energy’ must be added into the magical treasure. I’ll be relying on Medicine Master for this medicinal liquid.”

As for a magical treasure that could store the lightning tribulation, that could be left to him!

Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, and summoned the Four Kings’ Walls, the Immortal Fairy Monster Cat’s Divine Gate, and the Ferocious Camel’s Rock from the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Combined Magical Treasure, and used them to form a closed box.

After that, he threw the sealed tribulation lightning into the box.

At the same time, the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group came over to assist him in moving over the lightning.

During the process of throwing the lightning into the box, the drunk Dharma King Creation grabbed the Big Dipper, which was amidst the lightning, and threw it into the box….