Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 1849: This is karma

Song Shuhang tried summoning Senior White Two several times without success.

I would never have expected that the ❮Braised Heavenly Tribulation❯ would make Senior White Two so angry. Hehehe, in the future, if there comes a day when I want to anger Senior White Two, can’t I just make use of the ❮Braised Heavenly Tribulation❯?

No… I need to stop right away!

I must never let this kind of thought that’s easy to detect surface in my mind in the future!

Song Shuhang’s strong desire to survive allowed him to forcibly put an end to his previous line of thought.

There was definitely no problem with thinking about certain matters in your mind, but when it came to thoughts directly related to Senior White Two, you were simply looking for the fast lane to death.

I have to apologize to Senior White Two.

Song Shuhang patted his cheeks.

Senior Skylark did not have her bone of eternity right now. As such, it would be extremely dangerous for her if she were to head to the Netherworld Realm alone to fight the fat ball. This time around, she would stay dead if she died.

This was a serious matter.

After properly arranging his thoughts, Song Shuhang summoned Senior White Two in his mind again.

[Senior White, Senior White, it was my mistake when I mentioned the matter regarding the heavenly tribulation. Can you please reply when you see this message? Would you like to join us in fighting the fat ball?] Song Shuhang felt that fighting the fat ball should be one of Senior White Two’s favorite hobbies.

Before he met Song Shuhang, Senior White Two’s life mostly revolved around eating, sleeping, and fighting the fat ball.

Of course… It had come to his mind that a verbal apology might not be enough.

And so, Song Shuhang began to think. Should I go to the Netherworld Realm to capture a demonic tribulation, and then make it into an immortal dish? For Senior White Two, an immortal dish made from the demonic tribulation should be similar to how we see the ‘Braised Heavenly Tribulation’.

If not that, I could also try making the ❮Smoked Inner Demon Tribulation Slices❯. Although the inner demon tribulation is a kind of heavenly tribulation, its attributes are more inclined to neutrality. In addition, evil demons of the Netherworld would also have to go through inner demon tribulations, so Senior White Two shouldn’t be averse to it.

[Hello~ The Senior White you are trying to reach is currently exercising to lose weight. Please avoid tempting him with food.] Suddenly, Senior White’s mechanical voice sounded in Song Shuhang’s mind.

“…” Song Shuhang.

Senior White Two, you are already so handsome, so why are you even trying to lose weight?

Song Shuhang asked, [Senior White, can we talk?]

[Buzz~ The Senior White you are trying to reach is currently exercising to lose weight. If there is nothing important, please avoid disturbing him.] The mechanical voice sounded once more. It sounded like an automatic reply.

“…” Song Shuhang.

He did not give up just yet and tried contacting Senior White Two several more times. However, every time he did, he would receive a reply that sounded like it had been pre-recorded.

Losing weight truly is bad. Speaking of which, why did Senior White even think of losing weight?

Song Shuhang thought for a while.

Hmm, wait…

This seems to be my fault as well.

Song Shuhang rubbed his cheeks forcefully, his liver aching.

The bitter fruit he had planted was doomed to end up in his mouth one day.

This was karma!

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber asked, “Shuhang, have you contacted that person?”

He was surprisingly calm and composed as he stayed by Song Shuhang’s side, waiting patiently.

Song Shuhang shook his head, and replied, “We might have to wait a bit. That person… cannot be reached at the moment. I will try to contact him again after a while. When is Senior Skylark going to the Netherworld Realm?”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said, “I’ll ask.”

He took out his phone, violently tapping on the screen several times as he looked for Skylark’s contact number.

As he watched, Song Shuhang grew worried that Senior Thrice Reckless might end up directly destroying the phone if he tapped even a little harder.

After Thrice Reckless found her number and dialed it, the call quickly connected.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said, “Hello, Senior Skylark. Where are you right now?”

“Yo, Thrice Reckless, you actually took the initiative to call me?” Skylark’s voice, which sounded surprised, came from the other end.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber responded, “This is a serious matter. Senior Skylark, where are you right now, and when are you heading to the Netherworld Realm?”

His drunkenness seemed to have dissipated a little, and he spoke rather clearly.

Skylark said, “I was just preparing to enter the Netherworld Realm. However, I’m planning on heading to the scholarly faction first to borrow a treasure from Fellow Daoist Eternal Fire.”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber replied, “True Monarch Eternal Fire is with me. We’re currently at Heavenly Field Island.”

Skylark said, “Eh? What a coincidence. So Eternal Fire isn’t at the scholarly faction? Well, no matter, I’m familiar with the people of the scholarly faction. I can just look for other fellow daoists to borrow that treasure.”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber went silent for a moment, and then suddenly said, “Senior Skylark, you couldn’t have already entered the Netherworld Realm, could you?”

Skylark replied, “How could that be? If I were already in the Netherworld Realm, then how could you call me?”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber asked, “That’s… true. Then why don’t you come to Heavenly Field Island to join the other fellow daoists of the group?”

Skylark calmly said, “No, I don’t want to involve the fellow daoists of the group in this; I can handle things on my own. Fear not, I’m just going to get what is mine back. I won’t directly face off against that existence from the Netherworld. Even if I do end up in a confrontation, it would only be with my old body, and I happened to have left a few safeguards in it that only I would know of. After all, nobody understands my old body better than I do.”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber responded, “Alright, I understand.”

“Wait.” Song Shuhang suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly said to Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, “Senior Skylark’s old body is no longer in the hands of that existence from the Netherworld. Therefore, the treasure that Senior Skylark wants to retrieve is very likely to have been transferred to another body.”

Back in Jiangnan University Town, the fat ball had used Skylark’s old body to approach Song Shuhang to read his memories. But in the end, that operation ended in failure, and Skylark’s old body, which was under the control of the fat ball, was hit by Song Shuhang’s Impregnating Gaze and Embryonic Gaze combo. Afterward, the fat ball’s clone used all its energy to take the bone of eternity, bringing it back into the Netherworld Realm.

Therefore, Senior Skylark’s plan of using the ‘safeguards’ of her old body to retrieve the bone of eternity was no longer feasible.

“…” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber.

He quickly relayed this information to Skylark.

On the other side of the call, Skylark went silent.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber frowned. He always felt as if Skylark wasn’t in the right state. Her main body couldn’t have already run into the Netherworld Realm, only leaving a clone to receive his call, right?

[№ Tyrannical Song, my master, who is currently exercising, asked me to tell you something: Don’t let your blue-haired senior go to the Netherworld Realm. The fat ball’s consciousness and the bone of eternity have occupied a new body, and are heading to the main world.] At this moment, the voice of the Little Sun, You’re Busy T233, sounded in Song Shuhang’s ear.

Song Shuhang said, “The fat ball is coming to the main world again?”

This was bad news. Every time the fat ball came to the main world, it would always look for a chance to fight him..