Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 1861 One person, one side

In the next moment, Song Shuhang saw a beautiful meteor shower appear in the sky. The meteors streaked across the night sky, littering it with beautiful streaks of light. It was an absolutely stunning scene.

It was as if a god had smashed a star apart specifically to create a meteor shower.

“So beautiful- It’s a lot more beautiful than what I imagined,” Soft Feather said with great satisfaction. She rested her head on Sixteen’s knee, and looked up at the starry sky with a satisfied look on her face. “Thank you, Senior Song. Thank you, Senior Almighty Merchant.”

“I…” The Almighty Merchant had his hands raised stiffly, still accumulating power. Then after a while, he squeezed out a sentence. “F*ck, someone stole my business!”

“???” Song Shuhang.

“Huh?” Fairy Almighty Seller looked at her master in surprise. This was the first time that she’d seen her master having his business stolen from him!

“I’m not the one who made this meteor shower.” The Almighty Merchant felt a stifled feeling in his heart.

For the first time in his life, just as he was about to complete a transaction, someone stole the job from him. Although he was giving away this meteor shower for free, he still considered gifting things a kind of transaction!

“Then, who made this meteor shower?” Song Shuhang asked curiously. He turned his head to look at Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly. If the meteor shower wasn’t made by the Almighty Merchant, the next most likely person to do this kind of thing was Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly.

As he turned to look at Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly, he saw the other party holding a glass of wine in his hand, taking small sips from it with a charming smile that made the hearts of the young girls in the surroundings beat wildly. It shouldn’t be Senior Spirit Butterfly, right? He’s too drunk to do such a thing.

Then, who was it? Song Shuhang thought to himself.

At this moment, Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword’s scabbard said, “It might be… because of us?”

Song Shuhang responded, “What?”

“Scarlet Heaven and the Great Southern Emperor are fighting, and the meteor shower __ 11

Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword suddenly had to stop talking

This was because the Almighty Merchant had rushed over, and grabbed it before shaking it violently using both hands. “So it was you, you’re the one that stole my business! How cruel, how ruthless… Give me back my business!”

“I didn’t do it on purpose! Also, I’m not the one at fault! I’m just a scabbard,” Scarlet Heaven Sword’s scabbard yelled. “Stop, stop shaking me! I’m going to break apart! Please control your strength…”

When someone at the Immortal Realm drank too much, things could get really troublesome.

When Song Shuhang saw the scene take place, he found himself laughing out loud for some reason. If Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword’s scabbard were to turn into a girl at this time, it would be a classic scene from a romance drama.

“Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword, you’re using the wrong lines.” Young Master Phoenix Slayer jumped off Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s head and said, “At this time, you should refute the other party loudly, and say something like ‘No, You’re the cruel one! You’re the ruthless one!’”

“…” Scarlet Heaven Sword’s scabbard.

When Young Master Phoenix Slayer jumped down, a visible expression of relief appeared on Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s face-his nightmares had finally ended, and were replaced by a beautiful dream.

Soft Feather rolled away from Sixteen’s lap and stretched her body. “Hehehe~ It doesn’t matter. I got to see a meteor shower, so I’m satisfied. I’m very happy today!” At this time, the black-skinned Soft Feather jogged over to her, then elegantly picked up a piece of Braised Heavenly Tribulation and fed it to Soft Feather. “Main body, this Braised Heavenly Tribulation tastes very good. Its ingredients should have received Senior Song’s massage technique. Here, try it.”

Seeing an inner demon act so obedient actually made her look quite pitiful.

Soft Feather opened her mouth, and ate the Braised Heavenly Tribulation. “YumDelicious.”

“Senior Song, Sixteen, I’m full. I’m going to get a cup of tea. Do you want some too?” Soft Feather asked, wrapping the sheet around her shoulders like a cape.

Su Clan’s Sixteen nodded slightly. “Sure. Thank you, Soft Feather.”

Soft Feather giggled, and said, “You’re welcome, just treat it as my payment for the lap pillow.”

Song Shuhang raised his head and said, “I want a cup too… Eh, wait, Soft Feather.”

He saw a small smudge of food at the corner of Soft Feather’s mouth. It should have been from eating the Braised Heavenly Tribulation just now. “Come here.” Song Shuhang reached out and poked the left corner of his mouth, motioning for Soft Feather to wipe away the food at the corner of her own mouth. “???” Soft Feather tilted her head and looked puzzled.

Su Clan’s Sixteen also saw the food at the corner of Soft Feather’s mouth. She smiled slightly, and like Song Shuhang, she pointed at the left corner of her mouth. “Soft Feather, there’s—”.

Before Su Clan’s Sixteen finished speaking, Soft Feather suddenly came over and stood in front of her. Her long legs reflected in Song Shuhang and Sixteen’s eyes.

Immediately afterward, Soft Feather leaned over Su Clan’s Sixteen’s face, and then kissed her left cheek.

“Mwah-“

Su Clan’s Sixteen was bewildered.

Afterward, Soft Feather turned around and moved closer to Song Shuhang’s face, and then kissed him lightly as well.

“Mwah,”

Her soft lips pressed against his cheeks, slightly damp from the Braised Heavenly Tribulation.

“Okay! There’s my good night kiss to you.” Soft Feather giggled. “I’ll go fetch your tea now.”

Song Shuhang quickly waved his hand. “No, that’s not what I meant.”

When Soft Feather leaned over to give him a ‘good night kiss’, Song Shuhang felt a sharp gaze sweep over him; it was from Senior Spirit Butterfly.

“Soft Feather, what I was trying to say was that you had food at the left corner of your mouth,” Song Shuhang explained quickly.

Soft Feather blinked, and then turned her head to face the black-skinned Soft Feather.

The black-skinned Soft Feather took out a small handkerchief, and wiped the food at the corner of her main body’s mouth.

“So that’s what it was. I thought that you two were pointing at your faces asking me to kiss you for good night.” Soft Feather giggled. “And here I thought that you two had drunk too much.”

“…” Song Shuhang.

“Then give me back my kiss!” Soft Feather said, stretching out her hands and pointing at her left and right cheeks. “One person, one side. Give me back the good night kiss.”

Song Shuhang waved his hands repeatedly. “There’s no need for that. There’s no need for that.”

The way Soft Feather’s brain was wired was really like a roller coaster. It was impossible to guard against.

“Fine, then you owe me. The next time you have the chance to pay me back, there will be interest!” Soft Feather tightened the sheet around her, took the black-skinned Soft Feather’s little hand, and jumped toward the Dragon Network Assistant in the distance to get some tea. “…” Song Shuhang.

At the side, after the continuous pleas from Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword, Almighty Merchant finally put it down.

Afterward, he yelled over to Song Shuhang, “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, I’ve gotten in touch with some of my contacts already. When do you want the fragments of the Eastern Spring Pavilion?” In the crowd, a certain Soft Feather’s ears perked up slightly.