Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 1920: I actually have a very common face

Sixteen shook her head, and said, “I’ve never driven an immortal shuttle.”

Senior Turtle said, “I’m much more accustomed to just using spatial passages to travel. In addition, my turtle form isn’t suitable for driving a flying shuttle.”

Song Shuhang asked curiously, “By the way, Senior Turtle, what is your human form like?”

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After a monster cultivator reached the Fifth Stage, it could take on a human form. Since Senior Turtle was a Ninth Stage Tribulation Transcender Realm existence, it should have long acquired a human form.

Senior Turtle chuckled. “You want to see my human form?”

Song Shuhang said, “Well, I am a little curious.”

Senior Turtle said regretfully, “Unfortunately, you are not beautiful enough.”

Song Shuhang responded, “Huh?”

“I only show my human form to those who I think are beautiful enough.” Senior Turtle covered its face shyly with its forelimbs, and said, “I will only show the best side of myself to the person I like.”

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“…” Song Shuhang.

Su Clan’s Sixteen smiled and patted Shuhang lightly, comforting him, “Shuhang, you’re actually quite attractive.”

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The black Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “While you are worth a second look, you look quite plain at first glance.”

Song Shuhang looked up at the sky—this time he did not use the ❮Saber-Nurturing Technique❯ on the black Scarlet Heaven Sword.

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This was because he realized that the black Scarlet Heaven Sword seemed to have been looking for opportunities to pierce his heart recently, piercing it in all kinds of manners.

Afterward, it would trick him to use the ❮Saber-Nurturing Technique❯.

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At this time, Sister White Dragon said calmly, “Don’t listen to Fellow Daoist Turtle’s nonsense. Its cultivation technique is very special. It makes it difficult to show its human form. When it reveals its human form, it bursts out with its strongest power.”

“That sounds cool,” Lady Onion said.

Song Shuhang could not help but say, “Senior Turtle, isn’t your cultivation technique set in reverse? For normal monster cultivators, don’t they show their true combat power only after they show their true forms?”

“Who said that?” Lady Onion immediately said in disagreement. “My human form’s pure combat power is higher than that of my true form.”

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“…” Song Shuhang.

True Monarch Eternal Fire carried the shuttle into the yard and sighed. “Little friend Shuhang, the topic jumps so quickly even when you guys chat offline? Anyway, let’s get back to the main topic. Who’s going to drive the immortal shuttle?”

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Song Shuhang stood up, and he quietly reached out to touch his waist—his waist was perfectly fine.

He then opened his mouth, and said, “I’ve only driven an immortal boat once. It was a version modified by Senior White, so driving it didn’t feel much different from driving a normal car. In other words, I’m quite sure I can’t drive an ordinary immortal shuttle.”

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After saying that, Song Shuhang turned his head and looked at Fairy Creation, the virtuous lamia, and the black-skinned Soft Feather. Did any of these three fairies know how to drive?

The little heads of the three fairies tilted to the right in unison, and they all looked at Song Shuhang cutely.

It looked like they were acting out a play.

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “I know how to drive it, but my second form has no feet, and can’t drive it.”

“There’s nothing we can do. I guess we can only call a chauffeur,” said Senior Eternal Fire. He then took out his phone, and began swiping on its screen.

At the side, Song Shuhang’s face was calm.

Ever since Song Shuhang had experienced the limited flying swords and the Whizzing Flying Sword APP in the scholarly faction, he was no longer surprised when hearing about immortal shuttle chauffeurs existing in the world of cultivation. It now sounded very natural to him.

Song Shuhang suggested, “Senior, why don’t I just store the flying shuttle inside my Inner World, and then we fly to the scholarly faction on our swords and sabers.”

“Don’t, let’s just call a chauffeur. Anyway, it’s not that expensive to get one,” True Monarch Eternal Fire insisted. “To be honest… Fellow Daoist White’s flying shuttle is very exciting to ride. I feel that if you aren’t the one driving it, riding in it should be very enjoyable. While I don’t want to drive it, I still want to ride in it for a while. An opportunity like this is hard to come by, let’s not miss it.”

Song Shuhang always felt that True Monarch Eternal Fire was pulling everyone into a trap—he had already fallen into the trap himself, so he now wanted to pull a few more people to fall into it with him.

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“Come on, a fellow daoist has already accepted the request,” True Monarch Eternal Fire said. “The fellow daoist who took the request isn’t that far from us. They should arrive in 10 minutes at most. Let’s take a break and adjust our states.”

Su Clan’s Sixteen asked, “By the way, what about Senior White?”

True Monarch Eternal Fire replied, “He’s still in a daze inside the shuttle.”

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About 10 minutes later.

In the sky, a figure rushed over, and finally landed in front of Medicine Master’s building.

The person who had rushed over did not fly over using any magical treasure or weapon. He had run over solely using his two legs instead.

The man shouted, “Fellow Daoists, are you the ones who needed an immortal shuttle chauffeur?”

His voice was thick and magnetic.

When Song Shuhang listened to this voice, he suddenly remembered the voice of one of his teachers for some reason—it was the type of voice used when reading articles out loud.

“Yes, the door is open, please come in,” said True Monarch Eternal Fire.

After True Monarch Eternal Fire said that, the door opened.

A man with disheveled hair and cyan-colored modern clothes entered the yard.

He was clearly dressed neatly… But for some reason, he gave off the illusion that he was rather rough.

In addition, Song Shuhang also noticed that the shoes on the man’s feet were the other way around, with his left shoe on his right foot, and his right shoe on his left foot.

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After the man entered, he stretched out his hand and stroked his messy hair behind his head, revealing a very temperamental middle-aged man’s face. He had a face that would make others inexplicably trust him.

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“Eh.” When Song Shuhang saw the man’s face, he suddenly felt that it was very familiar.

There was a name in his heart that he wanted to call out, but when he opened his mouth, he discovered that he did not know the man’s name, and he did not even know who the man was at all.

This feeling reminded him of the senior from the Nine Provinces Number One Group whom he would only remember whenever he checked his phone’s contact list

He silently thought, Is my ‘everything I see feels familiar’ disease acting up again?

“Fellow Daoist, this is our immortal shuttle. Our destination is the scholarly faction,” said True Monarch Eternal Fire—when he saw this man, he also felt a strong sense of familiarity about him. Therefore, he did not even ask for the other party’s daoist name, and simply chose to trust him.

“No problem, the scholarly faction it is then. I’m very familiar with the place.” The man smiled gently.

The door of the flying shuttle opened, and the man swiftly entered the vehicle, “This immortal shuttle is awesome. Come on, everyone. The operation interface is not much different from that of a normal immortal shuttle. I’ll be able to drive it perfectly well.”

Su Clan’s Sixteen, Senior Turtle, Sister White Dragon, and Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword all entered the immortal shuttle.

Behind Song Shuhang, both the virtuous lamia and the black-skinned Soft Feather returned into his body.

As for Fairy Creation, she did not completely return into his body, and decided to leave her head silently poking out from behind Song Shuhang’s neck. Because of this, it looked as if Song Shuhang had two heads.

She was quietly looking at the man who was going to drive the immortal shuttle.

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As if sensing her gaze, the man turned his head, looked at Fairy Creation, and smiled gently.

In response to this, Fairy Creation was like a naughty student who had been discovered by the teacher in the middle of class, and she hurriedly returned into Song Shuhang’s body with a swoosh.

“Senior, do we know each other from somewhere?” Song Shuhang could not help but ask after stepping inside the flying shuttle.

The man laughed, and said, “I know you. You’re the first Sage in 1,000 years, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song. But you probably don’t know me. In fact, I have a very common face. When you look at my face, do you feel that I look familiar? But then after thinking about it carefully, do you feel that among the friends and people you know, there are many whose faces are similar to mine? Well, that’s because my face is very common. That’s why whenever people see me, they feel that I’m familiar. Hahaha.”

Song Shuhang and Senior Eternal Fire nodded silently.

“Sit down, everyone,” the uncle who was driving said loudly. He then grabbed the control stick of the shuttle, and started up the shuttle with one foot.

Boom~ Senior White’s immortal shuttle rose into the sky instantly.

It soared up vertically at a speed that seemed like something had exploded behind them.

The strong sense of weightlessness made Song Shuhang’s body stiff.

This immortal shuttle really has Senior White’s style… It pursues extreme speed and excitement.

In an instant, the shuttle had risen up high into the sky.

After slightly adjusting the angle, it rushed towards the position of the scholarly faction’s White Cloud Academy.

This flying shuttle was an imitation of the Universe-Piercing Flying Shuttle.

The Universe-Piercing Flying Shuttle was a work made by the sixth Wielder of the Will, and it was known to have the title of reaching the fastest speeds excluding spatial techniques! When it came to short-distance journeys, it was even faster than spatial techniques—spatial teleportation still needed one to open a spatial passage and enter before reaching the other side.

Although the imitation that Senior White had was not as good as the real one, it was a product of the joint efforts of Senior White and Senior White Two, so its speed was only slightly worse than the real one’s.

In its full-speed burst state, it was among the fastest across the entire universe.

Moreover, this uncle, who was driving the immortal shuttle, was clearly an expert at driving flying shuttles. As soon as they rose into the sky, he immediately pushed the shuttle to its fastest speed!

“Aaah~~” Lady Onion was the first to cry out. A pair of small hands stretched out from her onion sprouts, and tightly held onto Senior Turtle’s shell.

Su Clan’s Sixteen reached out and grabbed Song Shuhang’s arm. But when she did so, she found that Song Shuhang’s muscles were as stiff as iron blocks.

“Shuhang’s fear of extreme speeds and fear of heights is acting up again.” The black Scarlet Heaven Sword took the opportunity to send out a wave of heart-rending.

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth and slapped his face. “I’m fine, I can still manage. Besides, thinking about it carefully, this speed is actually very exciting.”

Su Clan’s Sixteen smiled slightly and squeezed Song Shuhang’s tight muscles.

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No matter how tough Shuhang’s words were, his body would still react very honestly.

At this moment, True Monarch Eternal Fire exclaimed, “There’s a plane ahead!”

…When driving immortal shuttles at high speeds in Earth’s atmosphere, the driving experience was generally quite awful. There were a lot of planes flying all over, and if one flew too fast, there was a good chance of crashing into a plane if they weren’t careful.

“Don’t worry, just leave this to me.” The uncle who was driving smiled gently, and his magnetic voice was particularly reassuring.

Afterward, the uncle suddenly steered the shuttle sharply, drawing a large beautiful arc and avoiding the plane perfectly, not affecting the flight of the plane in the slightest.

This was definitely a maneuver at the professional level.

Inside the immortal shuttle, Lady Onion screamed again and again.

Song Shuhang reached out and tightly held onto Sixteen’s arms.

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With the terrifying speed of Senior White’s immortal shuttle, the group soon arrived at the periphery of the scholarly faction’s White Cloud Academy from the Jiangnan area and landed steadily.

The door of the immortal shuttle flew open.

Senior Turtle calmly climbed out of the immortal shuttle, followed by the slightly wobbly-legged True Monarch Eternal Fire.

Su Clan’s Sixteen was in pretty good shape, and with a slight exertion of her legs, she jumped out of the immortal shuttle.

Then came Song Shuhang, who also jumped out of the immortal shuttle… However, when he was halfway through his jump, he suddenly lost his balance. Seeing that he was about to fall into the ground face-first, Fairy Creation stretched out both of her hands, and caught Song Shuhang with her arms.

True Monarch Eternal Fire turned to look at the driver’s seat, and said, “Fellow Daoist, we’ve arrived at the scholarly faction. How many spirit stones do you charge for your driving?”

But when he looked over, he discovered that the driver’s seat was empty.

The uncle who had been driving had disappeared.

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