Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 1958: The largest obsession in the world

Daddy Turtle stared at Shuhang with his large eyes, seething with fury.

I’ve seen arrogance before, but never this much!

“No, wait, I didn’t get to finish my sentence. That’s not what I meant!” Song Shuhang, who was inside the immortal boat, loudly defended himself. “I just wanted to say that if you don’t twist my head, you’re a coward.”

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The black Scarlet Heaven Sword shook with laughter and said, “It would have been better if you hadn’t explained yourself.”

His taunting skills were already fully in play.

Sister White Dragon smiled and explained, “His brain and body have been separated, so he speaks without thinking.”

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“Dad, get him! Get him!” cried the female giant turtle of disaster.

“Hehehe, as expected of the first Sage in a thousand years, you really are something,” Daddy Turtle said solemnly. Afterward, he rubbed his front claws quickly, “Secret Technique: Myriad Threads Head-Twisting Spell!”

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Between his claws, there were wisps of energy lines, which could not be seen by the naked eye, that flashed forth.

In the next moment, strands of energy threads appeared out of nowhere and wrapped around Song Shuhang’s head. The offensive methods of the giant turtles of disaster all made use of their spatial talents.

The strands, which had formed from the spell, created a powerful twisting force around Song Shuhang’s head.

“Crack~”

Song Shuhang’s head was twisted around twice, and the silk scarf became a knot.

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“That’s creepy,” the black Scarlet Heaven Sword said. “Even owls can’t do that with their head.”

Senior White’s clone thought for a moment and said to everyone, [How about we take this opportunity to cooperate with the female giant turtle of disaster’s father and let him think that he’s succeeded?]

Su Clan’s Sixteen asked, [How do we do that?]

“Aahhh~” The virtuous lamia was the first one to understand what Senior White meant. She let out a scream in Song Shuhang’s voice, and then her body fell softly to the ground.

“Shuhang, your head! Your head!!” Senior White’s clone’s face still showed no emotion, but a panicked voice left his mouth.

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword followed and shouted, “No! Shuhang, no~”

Fairy Creation hurriedly came out but was unsure as to what to say. In the end, she gritted her teeth and sang, “Song~ Stupid~ Head~ Fell off~”

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Su Clan’s Sixteen pinched her chin as she wondered what line she should say that would fit the situation best.

While she was in thought, Daddy Turtle said, “Something doesn’t feel right.”

The female giant turtle of disaster said, “I saw Tyrannical Song’s head turned twice, and now it’s tilted.”

“Then it should have worked,” said Daddy Turtle. He stopped rubbing his hands and said, “I’ve already been merciful, Tyrannical Song. Now, be a man and take my beating!”

“Didn’t you twist my neck just now? Why should I allow you to beat me up?” Song Shuhang could not help but say. “In that case, you can continue twisting my neck. Even if you kill me, I won’t let you beat me up!”

Daddy Turtle sneered and said, “You won’t cry until you see your coffin, huh? If I use the Myriad Threads Head-Twisting Spell again, it won’t be as simple as just twisting your head. I’ll be directly screwed off!”

Song Shuhang picked up his head, opened the window of the immortal boat, and held it outside before shouting, “Then come! If I, Tyrannical Song, don’t scream in pain today, I’ll be your grandfather!”

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“Aahhh~” Fairy Creation decided to use Song Shuhang’s Four-Toned Scream Technique.

“F*ck!” The female giant turtle of disaster was startled.

Daddy Turtle, who was about to rub his front paws again, stopped in his tracks.

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Song Shuhang said, “I, Tyrannical Song the headless horseman, have never been afraid of others twisting my head off. I dare to take on all head-twisting secret techniques. I will never be afraid!”

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“Dad, just beat him up!” cried the female giant turtle of disaster. She found it difficult seeing Tyrannical Song in such a way.

Song Shuhang’s head chuckled, “Don’t think that you’re the only one who can call a helper over. I can do that too!”

And yet, the cheats at his disposal were almost gone.

Pavilion Master Chu had given Chu Two her three strands of hair a short while ago, and she could no longer extend any help at the moment.

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword’s energy had also been used up when fighting against the Immortal monster hunter.

Senior White’s clone was now a mascot. He had to reduce his energy consumption as much as possible so that he could stay with them for a while longer.

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Senior Ruler of Shadows, who he had summoned with the black cup, had already helped them. Unless he could bring another dish out from the ❮Heavenly Tribulation Grand Banquet❯, he would not be able to ask the other party for help.

However, he still had the Almighty Merchant’s summoning— insurance ticket.

Shuhang squeezed the insurance ticket.

It was something that had to be used only in times of need.

Come out, Almighty Merchant!

Song Shuhang got ready to use the insurance ticket.

“Boom~”

The sky above them suddenly turned dark.

Then, a black vortex appeared, powerful and majestic energy leaking from it.

Tyrannical and domineering energy exploded. This indicated the coming of a powerhouse.

“Is the Almighty Merchant making a grand entrance?” Song Shuhang wondered as he brought his head back to the immortal boat.

Eh?

Wait, that’s not right.

I haven’t activated the insurance ticket yet.

Who’s the big shot that’s coming?

The female giant turtle of disaster gritted her teeth and said, “It turns out that you have a helper too. Were you just stalling for time?”

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Daddy Turtle said solemnly, “Come back here.”

The female giant turtle of disaster hurried toward her father.

At that moment, a black light flashed from the vortex.

A humanoid figure jumped out of the vortex and landed lightly on the female giant turtle of disaster.

“It’s you big turtles again?” the figure said coldly.

Listening to the tone, it seemed that he had a very bad impression of the giant turtles of disaster… Perhaps he had even suffered losses in their hands in the past.

He stepped on the female turtle’s shell and flipped her over with a kick.

Taking advantage of her loss of control, he kicked her abdomen.

“Ah!” The female giant turtle of disaster was sent smashing down.

Her mouth opened wide and she vomited her stomach’s contents after being kicked in the abdomen.

A whole bunch of Skylark’s body parts spewed out of her mouth, forming a small hill.

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However, this amount was still less than half of the mountain of body parts lying in Song Shuhang’s Inner World… It seemed that this female giant turtle was not that old, which was why she had not collected as many parts as her seniors had.

Daddy Turtle’s figure traversed space, reappearing by his daughter’s side. He then lifted her up, pressed his paws on her, and repaired her damaged body.

Daddy Turtle’s dragon eyes stared at the figure in the air. This time, he had really been enraged, causing the mane on its dragon head to flare out.

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The humanoid figure had his arms crossed as he stood in the air. There was a vast amount of evil energy of the Netherworld that swirled around his body.

Inside the Inner Demon Cave, the Ruler of Shadows narrowed his eyes.

In his eyes, the entire scholarly faction suddenly burst into flames.

The flames of obsession had covered every inch of the scholarly faction.

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This was the largest and strongest obsession that he had ever seen.