All My Disciples Suck!-Novel

Chapter 176:

“???” When he arrived at Wang Lufei’s Dimensional God Domain, He Yiming looked back at the sect and then looked ahead.

The attic of the Dimensional God Domain was not a house.

It was a ship.

To be exact, it was a huge loft shaped like a ship.

This ship, He Yiming, was very familiar. It was the Going Merry*!

[TL/N: Straw Hats’ ship in One Piece]

The little lamb’s bow looked familiar and cute.

At the top of the building was a pirate flag.

The pirate flag of the Straw Hat Pirates.

If that was the case, He Yiming would not be so shocked.

“Happy Ramen Restaurant, it’s newly opened. Come and eat!”

“Chuyin’s concert is about to begin!”

“The latest batch of Soul Cutter Blades in the Shinigami Hall has been completed.”

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In the territory of the Dimensional God Domain, there were all sorts of houses with different shapes and styles. It was obvious that they were all of different styles.

Compared to the uniform structure of the Star Palace, the planning of the Dimensional God Domain was simply a piece of trash.

The house had one in the east, one in the west, and a roof that was covered by someone else. It was a mess, it was simply eye-catching.

Furthermore, ever since the Forging Hall had added dyeing machines and various processing platforms, players had been able to make all kinds of clothes, glass equipment, furniture, and other handicrafts.

As such, he and all of the players from the Star Palace all wore the Yan Huang Sect disciples’ robes and wore the cloaks that the Star Palace had sewn.

The players in the Dimensional God Domain were dressed in all kinds of clothes. Even their hair styles and colors were in a mess.

“The latest Soul Cutter Blade only cost 98 contribution points, not 998, not 999, just 98~~!” a player shouted loudly.

This player’s appearance was almost exactly the same as the Kuchiki Byakuya in Bleach.

He Yiming looked at his ID.

Scatter, Senbonzakura!*

[TL/N: An allusion to Byakuya’s famed attack]

Captain Byakuya started selling Soul Cutter Blade due to the pressure of life?

Well, it seemed to be quite reasonable.

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“Hold the grass, I was the one who took a fancy to this girl!”

“Bullshit, it’s clearly me!”

At this moment, the two players were so angry that they almost started fighting. He Yiming looked over and nearly fainted.

One with green hair and three Soul Cutter Swords at his waist. ID: Emperor Zoro.

The other player was in a black suit. ID: Handsome Sanji

He Yiming took a deep breath.

Suddenly, a burst of music sounded.

Moreover, this melody was extremely familiar.

He Yiming turned to look.

A strong player with a naked upper body had a golden dragon shadow on his back.

“Hmm? Could it be that this guy had activated the Five-Clawed Golden Dragon Ancestor bloodline? This is impossible!” He Yiming was shocked!

How could it be so easy to activate the True Dragon bloodline!

Moreover, he actually heard a familiar melody. Extremely passionate. It was as if the might of a True Dragon had erupted.

Wait!

This was a cultivation world, where did the BGM come from?

He Yiming looked carefully and almost vomited blood.

“Holy Dragon!” This player with the ID Holdy Dragon was holding a homemade accordion and playing the melody of Holy Dragon.*

[TL/N: Holy Dragon is kind of a famous auto-tuned/remix content. Here’s a sample https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jezJ8Dpsarw]

Then, the Dragon Shadow behind him used the same method as Wang Lufei.

First, he drew a golden portrait of a True Dragon, and then he activated Colored Arm and dissipated, forming a breathing lamp effect.

Yes, it was exactly the same as Wang Lufei’s sealed right hand.

This player with the ID Holy Dragon was playing Holy Dragon while playing the music.

Hold the grass, crazy!

He Yiming did not say a word as he walked around this B and headed towards the largest building, the Merry.

When he entered, He Yiming was stunned.

This… this…

He was going crazy!

He Yiming had originally thought that this loft was just a ship-like design, but it was actually an ordinary loft, divided into four or five floors.

In the end, He Yiming entered.

The entire ten meter tall building actually only had one floor?

And there was no foundation.

The entire Merry building was like a box that was upside down on the ground.

He Yiming turned his head and saw that there were cracks on the wall not too far away. Then, they were forcefully sewn together by a vine made from wood.

As a strong wind blew, the entire building swayed.

This…

This was a super tofu project!

“Ah! My flower!”

“Hei, what’s the taste of my thousand year kill?”

“The freshly baked Ramen takeout, who ordered it?”

“Quick, let’s take advantage of these sleeping Bs. Let’s draw on their stomachs!”

“Do you think I’m kidding? My six meter long sword!”

“No, because I’m even more awesome than you! My blade is ten meters long!”

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In the Merry attic, there were over a hundred players. Some of them were eating and drinking, some of them were practicing armed sex, and some of them were lying on the table and sleeping on their pillows.

Above him was an empty area that was more than ten meters wide. There were also players practicing Moon Steps. From time to time, players would fall down and scream.

“Everyone, I’ve developed another new power!” Wang Lufei leaped into the air and stood in the middle.

“Hehe, Brother Lufei is showing off again!”

“Brother Lufei, please begin your performance!”

“As expected of a man who wants to become the King of Cultivation!”

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Many people looked over and became excited.

“!” He Yiming’s eyes also lit up!

Had Wang Lufei developed another new skill?

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“Wood Technique, three-block bone balloon!!! Roar!” Wang Lufei roared. He activated Wood Technique and turned into a huge wooden ball that wrapped around his right arm.

This scene was as if Wang Lufei’s right fist had become a hundred times bigger.

Following Wang Lufei’s Colored Arm, the wooden ball was dyed black and fused with Wang Lufei’s right fist.

“Eat my move!” Wang Lufei roared and punched the ground!

An intense tremor erupted. A huge crater was created on the ground, and many players fell to the ground.

However, many huge cracks appeared in the attic of the Meryl. It looked like it could collapse at any moment.

“Wow! Brother Lufei is great!”

“I have my own skills!”

“Look at me!”

The other players could not help but step forward and show off!

“I’m Xiao Li’s throwing knife, and I’ll throw it!” A player with the ID: Xiao Li’s Throwing Knife suddenly flipped his palm and three Soul Cutter knives in the shape of throwing knives suddenly appeared.

Following the appearance of Colored Arm and Chidori, the player waved his hand!

Three throwing knives whistled out and pierced through the half-meter-thick wall of the Merry attic.

“I am Chen Beixuan! I, Chen Bei Xuan, am pretending to be boss, why should I explain it to everyone?”.The player with ID Chen Beixuan leaped into the air and used Moon Steps!

“True Martial Art Thirty-Six!” Chen Beixuan activated the Eight Gates Dunja, and his palm landed on it!

He directly punched out another palm print!

“It’s my turn!” A player with an ID Vegeta quickly jumped.

First, he skillfully brushed his long hair.

Then, Vegeta suddenly roared!

“Super Saiyan! Transformation!” The next moment, Vegeta’s hair was wrapped in an Colored Arm!

Following that, the white thunderforce wrapped around Vegeta’s hair. Under the stimulation of the electric current, Vegeta’s hair stood up!

This scene indeed looked a little like a Super Saiyan 1.

“It’s my turn! I’ll let you guys see what dragon-slaying magic is!”

“No, no, no, it’s my turn. I’m Ichigo, so I’ll let you guys see what I have!”

“Go away, let me show first! Hehehe, I’ll let you guys see how powerful the three points of the Origin Technique is!”

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One by one, the players squeezed into the middle of the stage and started to show off.

“…” He Yiming was dumbfounded.

But soon, there was a crisp sound of shattering.

The Merry building finally could not take it anymore and collapsed.