Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 362 – Cat Dad's Father Is Not Impressed

Meowmeow had installed an alarm system for the dungeon in case intruders managed to find the dungeon's teleportation platforms. Even though the platforms were camouflaged as regular floor tiles, it was possible for players or intruders to stumble upon them by chance and accidentally activate it.

Whenever this occurred, everybody in the monitor room on every floor would hear a loud alarm and a siren. All lights in the console rooms would turn red, and the teleportation platforms would always automatically shut down.

DING

<Warning! Unauthorized Access!>

<Warning! Intruder Alert!>

As Mao Miaomiao stood on a teleport platform, which was hidden in the middle of the maze below the shallow water, the entire floor turned red.

Although Mao Miaomiao had shapeshifted into the war maiden, the security system of the dungeon didn't recognize him. It sent a loud alarm throughout the B1 level.

Consoles on every monitor room in the dungeon repeatedly spoke the lines and turned on sirens. However, as everyone was busy preparing for the next event, only a few staff members stayed on watch duty.

In one of the monitor rooms, a metal mannequin was there alone. She gazed at the CCTV monitor and found the culprit. But upon seeing a war maiden on the platform, she was confused.

"Bad? (Scarlet Ant?)

The mannequin scratched her head.

"Bad. Bad? Bad? (It's just one of the ants. Why the alarm? Is this a random drill?)"

As ant queens never stopped laying eggs, countless inexperienced or clueless ant girls often roamed the dungeon's top floors. Sometimes, they triggered the local traps or alarms by accident.

Warning sirens were uncommon, but the security officers in the monitor rooms got used to the false alarms, caused by these robotic ant girls. The metal mannequin shut down the siren and got back to her seat, lazing and dozing off on duty.

Other security officers in the other monitor rooms also noticed Mao Miaomiao, but they had the same idea – Everybody believed that the ant in the CCTV camera might have broken something on the platform. Thus, everybody turned off the siren and recorded the incident as a drill siren. In addition, they also registered the ant girl in the monitor as one of their comrades so that the dungeon wouldn't trigger the alarm again.

RUMBLE

As all monitor rooms unanimously shut down the alarm, the wallpaper on the B1 level returned to normal, and the teleportation platforms were reactivated.

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Mao Miaomiao flinched when the wallpaper of the maze turned red. He paced his breath and prepared for a siege combat against multiple immortals in the dungeon.

Betraying his expectation, the dungeon quickly reverted to normal. The red wallpaper reverted to yellow, and the ominous aura faded.

'Huh? It's that easy? I thought the dungeon was more sophisticated than that. Even Brocell's dungeon was a lot more threatening.'

Mao Miaomiao was disappointed in the dungeon's security system. He compared the living dungeon of a protagonist with Xiaomao's dungeon, and the quality, traits, and threats to outsiders were like night and day.

Brocell was the name of a dungeon master protagonist that Mao Miaomiao had murdered in his previous life. That man's dungeon was smaller than Xiaomao's. His minions were also weaker than Xiaomao's subordinates.

However, Brocell, as a dungeon master, was more resourceful and experienced than Xiaomao for sure. That protagonist's entire dungeon was his domain ability, and he could simply devour anyone inside his domain if the intruders weren't careful. Mao Miaomiao's subordinates once raided the dungeon and failed to kill Brocell. But after Mao Miaomiao mastered the karma severing techniques, he easily vanquished the crafty man and destroyed his soul, cutting his chance of reincarnating to the new world eternally.

'Now, I kinda regret it. The game worlds would have been a lot more interesting with that guy's perverted dungeon around. I miss that Stuck-In-Wall trap. I bet all male players would have fallen for that silly trap.'

Mao Miaomiao closed his eyes and thought of a hundred sets of round and white female buttocks extending from the dungeon walls. All male intruders could play with them. However, as soon as they inserted anything in any hole, their life force was instantly drained.

That snu-snu trap was still Mao Miaomiao's favorite. He couldn't get it out of his mind.

'I should make Xiaomiao create one of those. I want a room with a thousand different bottoms!'

While fantasizing, the dungeon window message popped up as the monitoring staff members added him to the dungeon population.

DING

<You have been invited to join the Slave Dungeon as a guardian.>

<Will you accept?>

Mao Miaomiao snapped back to his senses. He hovered his hand over to the [No] button as he disliked the position. However, his silly brain came up with a weird idea as usual.

What would Xiaomao's expression be once he discovered that his previous life's father was one of his minions all along? Would that give him a heart attack?

The angel in disguise giggled and pressed the [Yes] button.

DING

<You have joined the Slave Dungeon as a guardian.>

<BZZZ!>

<Fatal Error has occurred! You are not a lifeform of this universe!>

"Whoops. I forgot about that."

Mao Miaomiao grumbled as he remembered the deal he had with Mu-Nyang – For one million years, Mao Miaomiao would serve Mu-Nyang as the cat's henchman and hunt down every protagonist he encounter if necessary. In exchange, after one million years, he could leave this universe and access the higher dimension, where Mu-Nyang came from.

As a former outer god and a quasi-sage, his existence was not tied to this universe's laws and karma. Pangu and Solomon's game systems were unable to function normally on him, and he couldn't learn as many game skills as Xiaomao.

<MUNYA-MUNYA-MUNYA-MUNYA!>

<Fatal Error has been solved. You are no longer a member of the Slave Dungeon.>

<You are a guest of Slave Dungeon. You may freely explore the dungeon. However, attacking the local monsters will revoke your guest status. You cannot learn EXP in this dungeon.>

<This is Mu-Nyang's message; "Do not mess or get tied with your son's dungeon, munya! Do you know how hard it is to fix the bugs and glitches you father-and-son made, munya?!">

"Sorry, Mu-Nyang. I didn't mean to."

Mao Miaomiao laughed and touched the teleportation platform. He closed his eyes and sent his Qi into it.

The map of the entire dungeon entered Mao Miaomiao's mind. Upon noticing how large this place was, he was astonished. Then, he spotted his former friend, who now served as the dungeon's overseer.

Meowmeow

'That cathulhu is still around. I need to go there and say hello.'

Missing the orange cathulhu, Mao Miaomiao picked the B7 floor as his destination. Then, he teleported directly to the boss room.