Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!



Chapter 436 – Cathulhu's Next Battlefield 

"Is it over?"

Mao Miaomiao sensed the death of Solomon. He wondered if there was any more fighting left.

Meng Xin looked up and stopped the karma purgatory rain. He closed his eyes and read the universal trend, calculating the future.

It took Meng Xin only 10 seconds for him to finish. His expression was ugly.

"Not yet. The Olympus is raiding the game worlds and Divine Theocracy Earth. They're still fighting."

Hearing Olympus's name, Mao Miaomiao cackled. He thought of Poseidon and Zeus, whom he had once tricked into killing each other.

"What's the deal with those small fries? We are sages, but they are merely deities. We can just squash them."

"Not anymore. Calculate your karma, Mao Miaomiao."

"Hmm?"

Mao Miaomiao dispelled the devil's armor and reverted to a black-winged angel. He pinched his fingers and calculated karma. Then, he saw a bitter fight between Hiiro Narukami and Zeus in real-time.

Upon seeing Zeus, Mao Miaomiao sensed something wrong. The aura of Zeus was different from the previous life. It was more refined and fierce.

Zeus was a sage!

"How the hell?!"

Meng Xin snorted and gazed at the Samsara River. He noticed the arrival of new souls from the game world, but most of them came from game world number one.

"I'm going to W-1 to support Zhuge Liang and whoever is fighting. Take care."

Meng Xin opened a dimensional portal and vanished into the energy gate. It was instantly closed after the Samsara God had entered.

Xiaomao reverted to the white-winged angel form. He deeply sighed, "I'm done here as well. Ah, father. I'll be returning your wives to your dantian universe."

Xiaomao transferred Eve, Lilith, Lilim, and Levy from his dantian universe to the outside world. The four girls appeared and immediately shrank, vanishing into Mao Miaomiao's dantian universe.

After collecting his wives, Mao Miaomiao gazed at his son. He wryly smiled, "I guess it's time to say goodbye."

"Just temporary, munya."

"I doubt we can meet again anytime soon."

"Nah. You still need to visit my dungeon and fix the goddamn OS. When everything is over, I'll give you a call, munya."

"Alright."

Mao Miaomiao laughed and patted Xiaomao's head. He no longer cared that Xiaomao was the reincarnation of a powerful expert from the higher realm.

"Take care of yourself. Oh, if you get to see Mu-Nyang on the other side, give him a kick to the butt. He has been useless in this fight."

As soon as Mao Miaomiao commented on Mu-Nyang, the latter screamed in frustration.

[Mu-Nyang]: "Who's useless, munya!? You barely contributed to the fight! Meng Xin and Xiaomao are the MVPs there!"

"Hey!" Mao Miaomiao laughed, "I was the party's tank! Chase is also an off-tank! We fulfilled our roles, you know?"

[Mu-Nyang]: "I don't give a crap, munya. Anyway, Pangu and Solomon are gone, but Olympus is sending its main forces to attack the four worlds. Just go and give the local a hand, will ya?"

"Meh, you're a slave driver."

Mao Miaomiao stopped bantering with Mu-Nyang. He swung his katana, cutting open three holes in the dimension.

The left one led to the Divine Theocracy Earth. The middle was the way to the game world number two, and the last one belonged to the third game world, where Slave Dungeon was located.

Mao Miaomiao looked at Chase and Xiaomao, "I'm going back to Earth. I think Hiiro needs extra plot armor. His opponent is too strong."

Chase looked at the portals and guessed that he might have to return to game world number two. He gazed at the portal to Earth as he missed his family.

Mao Miaomiao noticed Chase's look. He consoled him, "Just go do your job at World Two. Once everything is over, you can see your family again. I'll protect them in your stead."

"Alright, master. I'll do my best."

Chase turned around and bowed to Xiaomao. He then rushed into the portal to game world number two and disappeared.

Mao Miaomiao and Xiaomao gave each other a meaningful look one last time. The former nodded.

"See you soon, son."

Xiaomao nodded back, "Godspeed, pops. Don't bring home a new wife."

"Impossible."

"Tsk!"

The two men went on their separate way. Xiaomao returned to game world number three, hoping that his dungeon and the people there were alright.

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Four calamity fiends floated in space, staring at the massive water star at a distance.

Wei Zhi, Taotie, Anglerfish, and Hundun sweated profusely, glaring at the sage of water star with hatred. In front of them, the legendary figure, Poseidon, stood before them.

Behind Poseidon, an immortal from the Mermaid Kingdom giggled at them. Medusa, the last guardian of the border city, hugged the half-naked man from behind and mocked the group with her voice transmission.

"Weakling deities trying to stop a sage? Dream on, monsters! Look at my husband. He's now a sage!"

"Husband my ass," Anglerfish scoffed at Medusa as he knew her. "You slut simply switches sides as soon as things go bad for your faction. Now, you're selling yourself to the person who cursed you in the other life!"

"Wrong. Athena is jealous of me, so she cursed me. Now that the bitch is still in the Samsara River, I can get back on her and crush-"

BOOM

The muscular man with a naked chest punched Medusa in the face. Her head exploded, and she died on the spot.

"How annoying. Women these days can't be trusted."

Taotie and Anglerfish nodded, "Agreed."

Wei Zhi wryly smiled. She looked behind her and found the army of Asgard.

Odin, Thor, Loki, and Heimdall came with their deity golems, which Madoka and they had been working on. Although it was premature and incomplete, they brought them to battle Poseidon.

RUMBLE

While the staring contest continued, the deity-in-charge of the Mermaid Kingdom, Chang'e, finally made her appearance. She came out as a giant mermaid, holding a trident.

Looking at Chang'e, Poseidon lecherously grinned. He rubbed his chin and commented, "Chang'e, instead of serving Mao Miaomiao, join me and be my concubine."

Chang'e fluttered her green hair and smirked, mimicking Mao Miaomiao's ugly smile, "You just said that women couldn't be trusted. Are you going back on your words?"

"Let me correct myself. SLUTTY WOMEN can't be trusted. But you, dear fairy, you and your look are worthy of being broken. I can't wait to bring you to my chamber and ruin that confident look on your face. Do you know how many women I broke because of my trident?"

While talking, Poseidon's loin clothes were erected. Wei Zhi, Chang'e, and the Valkyries behind Odin had dark expressions due to their disgust.

Poseidon glanced at Wei Zhi, who inherited Wei Yuan's appearance. He smiled at her, "You too, little immortal. You are fine, alright. This is your last chance. Submit to me, and I'll make you the happiest woman alive."

Wei Zhi spat, "No, thanks. I have a boyfriend."

"Huh? Are you sure?" Poseidon laughed, "I'm sure that you're still a virgin. I can even smell it from here!"

"You…"

Wei Zhi was enraged. She unsheathed her king katana, but Taotie's mane coiled around her legs, stopping her from jumping to battle.

"Easy there, little girl. Instead of picking a fight with that guy, how about you go and talk to that woman among the Valkyrie troops. I think you two need to chat and resolve a few things before the fight."

Taotie pointed at Battlefield Warlord, the Valkyrie among Freya's troops. The woman also noticed their stare and glared back at them.

Then, Battlefield Warlord found Wei Zhi. The former clicked her tongue.

"Speaking of coincidence and fate, I hate that woman."

In front of the shadow of Wei Zhi, Freya turned around and glanced at her. She frowned, "You… you should return to that calamity fiend's shadow. If you two merge, you might be able to obtain the heavenly fate crystal and become a protagonist. That way, we can defeat Poseidon."

"I don't want to. In fact, I have another idea!"

Battlefield Warlord suddenly pulled out a broadsword and activated her domain. She pierced Freya's chest with it!

The sudden betrayal shocked the crowd. The nearby Valkyries bellowed in rage and attacked BW.

However, Poseidon had been watching them. He snapped his fingers, and BW was teleported to his side. The ocean god pulled BW closer and hugged her with one arm.

"Welcome to my domain, little Valkyrie."

Battlefield Warlord smirked, "I just wanted to kill my former master, though. I don't plan on joining you."

"Now, I like you even more."

Poseidon laughed and ripped BW's clothes and armor. He also grabbed the bloody broadsword and crushed it with his bare hand.

Upon losing all her clothes and weapon, BW was helpless. She looked at the sage, waiting for her demise.

However, Poseidon leaned closer and stole her first kiss. He let go of his soul-bound trident and started caressing her perky buttocks.

Everybody on Odin's side glared at the traitor and the lecherous sage in anger. Odin helped Freya up and fed her some elixir, which he had gotten from the Mermaid Kingdom.

Everybody looked helpless. Although they came here with 100,000 troops, none of them dared to make the first move. Moreover, there were troops in the water star behind Poseidon, intimidating them further.

They all prayed for one thing.

'Please return quickly, Mao Miaomiao, Xiaomao, Mu-Nyang. This world needs you!'

Heimdall thought of Ma Xingjuan, whom he had failed to defeat. Odin also thought of the Cathulhu Army, which had yet to arrive. They all wondered how long they had to buy time for the reinforcement to be here.

RUMBLE

While everybody watched how Poseidon molested Battlefield Warlord in space, a massive battleship came out from the game world number three. On the deck, a woman in white robes stood tall, gazing at the arrays of troops.

One of the sealed calamity fiends, the Calamity of Envy, finally came out.

Chang'e looked back and gazed at the woman. She knew this person well as they shared the same husband.

"You're finally here."