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Chapter 450 Villain Cultivator 2.0 (4)

Chapter 450 – Villain Cultivator 2.0 (4)

After entering the goblin universe, Mao Miaomiao couldn't see or feel anything for a long time. However, while he was in a soul state, he was fully conscious.

Nothing felt worse than being stranded in darkness without five senses. Mao Miaomiao could only maintain his sanity by thinking of past memory.

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Mao Miaomiao had no idea how long he got stuck in the soul fragment. When he woke up, he found himself looking at a tall tree in a forest. However, he was in a body of an infant.

Miaomiao noticed his small physique. He looked around and saw a shabby basket. In addition, thin fabric covered his body, and he didn't wear any diapers. No sign of humans was in sight.

'Oh, boy.'

He tried to scream and attract some attention, hoping to see the faces of his parents. However, nobody showed up.

'Huh? Wait a minute.'

Miaomiao tried to sit up, but his infant's physique was too weak. He couldn't move an inch.

'Hey!'

He couldn't talk either.

"…"

Miaomiao sighed and took a deep breath. He recollected his thoughts and tried to summon Xiaomao's system, which had been implanted into his soul.

DING

System messages appeared.

<This is Xiaomao. If you're reading this, that means you've safely reincarnated into the Goblin Overlord Universe. The planet that you're born in is called Yemod, the same planet that the protagonists' leader was born. Both of you reincarnated at the same time, but you are half the world away.>

Miaomiao loved this setting. With the same starting point, he was confident that he could surpass the local protagonist in this race for power.

<The only protagonist's name you need to remember is Swain. He's the 9th prince of the Yeduk Kingdom. Before the reset, he got his hands on a heavenly fate crystal by chance. Because of his increased luck, he became the top genius of his generation. He specialized in sorcery and mana manipulation. At the age of 10, he completed 10 mana circles and became the first grand mage. When he was 15 years old, he opened his dantian universe, mastered a cultivation method, and became the youngest immortal. Five years later, he attained godhood and conquered the Yemod planet. Then, he waged war with the Goblin Overlord's followers for 5,000 years until he found the Samsara River. The rest is history.>

Miaomiao pursed his lips as he found this protagonist mediocre.

'Meh, he's just another silver-spoon-fed prince type. He's nothing special.'

As if Xiaomao had predicted Miaomiao's thoughts, the next message warned him.

<If you think that Swain is mediocre because of his royal blood, you'll be in trouble. Swain was an illegitimate child of the king. All princes, princesses, and the queen wanted him dead. His mother died young, and his servants looked down on him. He struggled on his own and rose up as an underdog in a harsh environment. After his mother died when he was six, he was forced to repel assassins and poisoners around him. Do you think he's normal if he can survive countless assassin attempts as a child?>

"…"

<To be honest, I think you're at a disadvantage here. Swain still has all memory of his previous life, and he has the experience of a quasi-entity. His strength will grow so fast that he might even advance to the deity stage before he reaches 10 years old.>

<Anyway, your only advantage is the soul-bound weapon that Swain doesn't have and your experience as a full-fledged entity. You know how the dantian universe works, and I'm here to guide you. It's not like you don't have a chance against him.>

The pros and cons were still there. However, Miaomiao had another concern - He was stuck in a forest in a basket. He didn't seem to have a parent to look after him.

In short, Miaomiao might not even get a chance to join the race! He might even die before he could speak the first word!

But again, Xiaomao had foreseen everything. He informed Miaomiao of a piece of good news.

<Anyway, we won't have to worry about that issue. The avatar I chose for you has a Goblin Sage's bloodline and a fate crystal's bearer's blood, so you should be able to use both the mana-cultivation method and the Qi-gathering method. Also, I've already informed the goblin overlord to support you. If everything goes according to the plan, she should be arriving within a day after you read this message. Be sure to survive until then, or… I'll have to reset the universe again.>

"…"

When Miaomiao first worked with Mu-Nyang, he got an orc bloodline before Xu Chu and Lilith awakened his Devil's bloodline, turning him into a proper angel. Discovering that his temporary body had a goblin and a human bloodline, he was not amused.

'Goddammit, Xiaomao! I thought you would reincarnate me as a human. Why goblin of all people?!'

Miaomiao raised his arms and looked at the color of his skin. It was slightly green. However, his fingers and arm's length were the same as a human infant's.

While Miaomiao inspected his body, something approached him. A shadow loomed over the baby basket.

It was a heinous goblin with long fangs. It carried a dagger, but it wore nothing else.

"BABY HUMAN! FRESH FOOD, GOB!"

Miaomiao deeply sighed. He gave up struggling.

'What can I do in this situation? Punch him with my baby fist? I can't even feel my Qi. This is hopeless.'

The goblin raised its dagger, planning to stab Miaomiao.

However, Miaomiao suddenly opened his eyes. He calmly smiled at the goblin and laughed.

'Go ahead and do it. Make it quick.'

The goblin stared at the smiling baby and paused. His jaw slightly dropped. His pupils dilated, and the killing intent dispersed.

"Baby… gob?"

The goblin dropped his dagger and gently carried the baby in his arms. Although he was as small as a dwarf, his arm strength was comparable to adult humans, and he had no issue carrying a chubby infant.

"Gob baby. Must. Protect, GOB!"

'Huh?'

Miaomiao was surprised. He was prepared to die and be eaten. However, this guy suddenly had a change of heart.

The goblin carried Miaomiao with one arm. He put the dagger in the basket and brought it with him. His nimble legs kicked the ground and sprinted into the forest.

'Eh? Wait a second. I'm being kidnapped! HELLLLP!!'

Miaomiao wanted to cry but he had no tears. He screamed. However, he sounded like he was laughing.

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An hour after a goblin had left, a refined sharp-eared woman arrived at the place where Miaomiao had been. She had black eyes, long dark blue hair, a small nose, long ears, and a slender body. Had she stood next to Nymph, the latter would have cried because Shuri's otherworldly beauty overshadowed her. Her only clothes were the fabric makeshift bikini for her breasts and a short towel to cover her bottom.

She was the former owner of this dantian, Shuri. After Shuri had entrusted her dantian crystal to Xiaomao, her soul had been residing here, trying her best to reclaim her dantian universe. Unfortunately, Swain was too strong, and she failed miserably.

Xiaomao had informed her about the reset and the reinforcement. Thus, Shuri came here to pick up Miaomiao.

But Miaomiao was not here.

Shuri sat down and looked at the ground. She could still feel the karma of Miaomiao and the scent of Xiaomao.

"I'm sure he was here."

Shuri inspected the ground. She noticed the small footprints of a mortal goblin and the traces of a human knight. The goblin footprints came from the west. Meanwhile, the humans were from the East.

The goblin overlord looked up. She calmly followed the footprints of a mortal goblin. After all, mortal goblins were born carnivorous, and they wouldn't hesitate to eat human babies.

After following the trail for 10 minutes, Shuri came across a local goblin nest, which was a crevice between two five-meter-tall boulders. The holes were so small that a human couldn't possibly crawl into the gaps between the rocks.

Shuri looked at the holes and gazed at her body, especially her bountiful breasts and hips. She clicked her tongue.

"This is annoying."

Shuri grabbed the two boulders and pushed them apart.

RUMBLE

The boulders rolled to the sides, revealing the interior of the goblin nest.

"GOB?!"

The mortal goblin panicked. He took out a dagger and pointed at Shuri. Behind him, the basket of a half-human half-goblin child was still there. As for the child, he was laying on a large rock while the goblin was in the middle of cleaning his butt with a dirty piece of cloth.

Shuri blankly stared at the goblin and the child.

"What are you doing?"

"G-Gob? Me. Gob-Baby. Raising, GOB!"

"That boy belongs to me."

"…"

The goblin trembled in fear as it sensed the overwhelming mana circles in Shuri's heart. It cried in fear while it slowly picked up Miaomiao and raised it, presenting it to the goblin overlord.

"H-Here, GOB!"

"Hmm."

Shuri nodded in approval. Then, she looked at the face of Miaomiao, the rumored assassin that Xiaomao always spoke highly of.

"BOOBA! BOOBA!"

Miaomiao drooled while he extended his hands, reaching out to touch Shuri's ample breasts.

"…"

Shuri's expression turned dark. Seeing how perverted Miaomiao was, she changed her mind.

"Forget it. You raise him. I'll give you some food and milk for the baby."

The goblin stopped crying. He gazed at Shuri with bright eyes, "Me. Baby. Raise, gob?"

"Yeah. Also, be careful about him. Keep him away from other female goblins or human seedbeds. Otherwise, no goblin will ever find a mate."

"Gob?"

Shuri snorted and pulled out a book from her cleavage. She tossed it on the goblin's bed.

"I'll find you a proper nest. Pack your belongings and come with me."

"Me. Baby. Raise, GOB!"

The goblin put a broken clay bowl and a dagger into the baby basket. Then, he carried Miaomiao with one arm while his other arm brought the basket with him.

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Meanwhile, Miaomiao heard everything. He was heartbroken.

'WRRRYYY!? MAH BOOBIES! I WANT TO SUCK THOSE TITTIES! LET ME HAVE EM, PLEASE!'

Miaomiao wholeheartedly cried.