Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 1103: The Learning God System is online

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

The last class of the morning continued.

Song Shuhang hid from his various friends and quietly sent a note to Senior White.

[Senior White, it’s almost noon. Do you want more food?]

Venerable White quickly replied, [I still want to try out some immortal dishes.] What Venerable White meant by saying this was that he wanted Song Shuhang to order food from Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, and that he had prepared the necessary spirit stones.

Song Shuhang replied, [No problem, Senior White. Do you want it now? I will send you the immortal dishes at once.]

Venerable White responded, [Ah? Shuhang, you already have the immortal dishes prepared? Haha, you really do understand me. Give me three minutes, and I should be done with this wave of the heavenly tribulation.]

Song Shuhang pinched the note and quickly destroyed it after reading it. This note must never be seen by True Monarch White Crane; otherwise, it would go crazy.

Three minutes later, Venerable White said, [Okay, next up is rest time. Send over the immortal dishes. By the way, send over some living spring water as well, I want to make some tea.]

Senior White really had a good time with his heavenly tribulation—he was able to enjoy his grind, while also enjoying food and tea.

The grinded heavenly tribulation was truly pitiful.

Song Shuhang replied, [Roger that.]

Then, he transferred the food box that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue had just brought over together with a portion of the live spring water to Venerable White.

[Senior White, this immortal feast was actually ordered by Senior White Crane.] After thinking about it, Song Shuhang still mentioned it to Senior White.

Venerable White asked, [Hasn’t White Crane returned to the West?]

Song Shuhang replied, [Senior White Crane has actually become my classmate.]

[Mm-hm… You got this!] Venerable White replied. He personally felt that White Crane was super troublesome, so after hearing that it had become Song Shuhang’s classmate, he could only quietly cheer him on.

[Also, Senior White. How long will it take for you to finish your grinding? PS: The guided missiles and the nuclear bombs you grinded are not easy to use in the main world, it’s quite difficult to get them to blow up. You need to go to the Netherworld Realm or the Heavenly Tribulation Realm to get them to detonate,] Song Shuhang reminded.

[Is that so? So if I want to study them, I have to go to the Netherworld Realm? That feels troublesome… In this case, I’ll come out after a few more waves. If it cannot be detonated in the main world, then the usefulness of these missiles and nuclear bombs becomes much lower,] Venerable White replied.

[Then, I congratulate Senior White in advance,] Song Shuhang replied with a smile.

Venerable White said, [By the way, Shuhang, when I got bored while grinding the heavenly tribulation today, I started developing the ‘Learning God System’. However, I am still unsure on what to use as a medium. Originally, the Learning God System was best fitted with glasses, but if you were to also use the glasses of the ‘Divine Beast Training System’, there would be a conflict.]

Senior White had started developing the ‘Learning God System’? In the time he was grinding the heavenly tribulation, Senior White not only had the time to play mobile games, but also the time to make a cheat-like [system]?

The Heavenly Tribulation would definitely be crying if it had tear glands.

But… the heavenly tribulation crying or not had nothing to do with Song Shuhang.

He was, on the other hand, very interested in Senior White’s ‘Learning God System’.

He pinched his chin as he thought, The medium is indeed a problem. If it were also to use glasses, then to use the ‘Divine Beast Training System’ and the ‘Learning God System’ at the same time… it would be like those short-sighted students who go to watch 3D movies, which would have them wearing two pairs of glasses.

Other than glasses, what else did ordinary students wear in their daily lives?

Contact lenses? Watches? Phones?

However, these things felt too much like ‘foreign objects’. Even if the system could be bound to the host, it would be very troublesome if the medium was lost.

So, would it be possible with something which was directly implanted into the human body?

No, it would feel fairly awkward and uncomfortable to have them implanted into the human body.

If implants weren’t the answer, and all the properties of the system had to be kept… Perhaps small tattoos would do.

If the person didn’t want a tattoo, it could even be a small spot, like a mole or whatever. The only thing was that it was still uncertain whether Senior White would be able to fit the system into such a small space.

So, Song Shuhang suggested, [Senior White, can the ‘Learning God System’ be transformed into something like a tattoo or a mole?]

Senior White said, [Well, it should be possible. I’ll test it out while I’m eating, and pass the finished product to you to try later.]

Song Shuhang replied, [Great.]

After replying to Senior White, Song Shuhang looked at Gao Moumou and Yangde, who were studying hard, and Tubo, who was sleeping.

Tubo was the guy who needed the ‘Learning God System’ the most among his roommates.

❄️❄️❄️

Approximately five minutes later, Senior White placed a sticker-like object in Song Shuhang’s hand.

Song Shuhang transferred the object outside. Then, he suddenly turned silent.

This sticker looked familiar… It reminded him of the Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique rune that had been gifted to him by Senior White. It had the same style.

If one were to look closely, they would be able to see that the sticker was a Calabash Brother.

Song Shuhang: “…”

There was no mistake about it, this tattoo sticker was absolutely an exact copy of the original ‘Ten Thousand Mile Flying Escape Technique’ tattoo. It seemed that Senior White had made a lot of ‘stickers’ back then, and he recycled them this time.

Where would it be best to place it? Last time, he unknowingly placed the sticker on his arm. He was sure not to make the same mistake this time, and would place it in a more secretive place. Otherwise, strangers would likely think that he had tattooed a Calabash Brother onto his arm, bringing him quite some embarrassment.

After giving it some thought, Song Shuhang opened the ‘shapeshifting brooch’ and used it on himself. Then, he lifted up his clothes and stuck a tattoo sticker above his waist.

Sticking it there, he didn’t have to worry about others seeing it.

Immediately after he put on the Calabash Brother sticker, a sweet voice echoed in his mind, Senior White had personally voiced the system.

[Ding dong~ The Learning God System is active.]

[System booting up 1%… 11%… 30%… 70%… 100%]

[The system has booted up. The Learning God System is being installed. Please wait patiently.]

The above sounds, including the ‘ding dong’ sound, were all pronounced by Senior White using a ‘robotic’ voice, and the text also appeared in Song Shuhang’s brain as subtitles.

Together with Senior White’s voice, there was also a thunderous background music, really bringing out the atmosphere of an epic movie.

If he heard it right, the thunder should be a sound coming from the heavenly tribulation.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Senior White was really very dedicated.

While listening to the sound, Song Shuhang imagined an expressionless Senior White recording these lines using a robotic voice. It felt funny.

[The Learning God System’s installation is complete, starting with the extraction of the host’s DNA and creation of personal files.]

So advanced? It even has the ability to extract DNA?

As Song Shuhang thought about it, a picture appeared in his mind.

It was just like the ‘build your own character’ screen that would appear when playing a game.

A 3D figure that looked exactly the same as him appeared, slowly spinning around in his mind.

What followed was an option for [Username] and [Password]. The text input interface was exactly the same as that of mobile games.

Yeah, Senior White had to have been playing mobile games when creating the ‘Learning God System’!

Song Shuhang sighed, entering [Path-Seeking Scholar] for the username, and ‘12345’ for the password.

[This username is available, you can continue.]

[The password is too simple. Please choose a more complex one. It is recommended to use letters from the latin alphabet, numbers, and symbols.]

Song Shuhang: “…”

Senior White, playing mobile games is bad for you. Also, isn’t it quite weird that the Learning God System even has the host register an account with a password?

After sighing, Song Shuhang started to enter the password earnestly: ‘SSH12378＠ #’.

Is this alright? They were Song Shuhang’s initials, and symbols were just added after.

[Password’s strength is ‘low’. Using a more complex password is recommended. Registration successful.]

[Host ‘Path-Seeking Scholar’, welcome to the Learning God System. The Learning God System is a helper for your studies. It will grow with you on the path of becoming a god of learning. In the future, it will serve you with sincerity.]

These lines were also read by Senior White in a ‘robotic’ voice.

Song Shuhang: “…”

The ’s lines had a strong visual impact; it seemed like an for a learning product.

Well, it’s fine as long as Senior White has fun.

After Senior White finished reading the lines aloud, the constantly spinning ‘3D Shuhang’ in his mind stopped turning. It then reached out and pushed forward.

Subsequently, the picture in Song Shuhang’s mind turned into two bronze gates, which were slowly pushed open.

This picture… forget it, let’s not talk about it. Anyway, it is the product of Senior White suffering from mobile game poisoning.

After the bronze door opened, a stats interface appeared in Song Shuhang’s mind.

[Host: Path-Seeking Scholar

System level: 1

Title: Rookie of Learning.

Learning level: University Sophomore

Learning God Points: 0]

[Ding dong~] Senior White’s emotionless voice echoed again. [Congratulations to the host for binding the system, 1 Learning God Point awarded]

Then, on Song Shuhang’s personal stats interface, the Learning God Points rose by 1.

[Ding dong, the ultimate goal of this system is an all-rounded development of morality, intelligence, and physique.]

[Novice Task: A learner who cannot speak more than 10 languages is not a good learner. Please use the wheel to pick a language and learn 10 everyday phrases. Success in learning will be awarded with 5 Learning God Points.]

Subsequently, a huge wheel appeared in Song Shuhang’s mind.

[Chinese, English, Russian, French, German, Japanese, Hebrew, Latin…] There was a long and messy list of languages on the wheel.

Song Shuhang even saw the choice of [Language of the Ancient Era] on the wheel.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Nevertheless, he reached out to spin the wheel.

“Whoosh～”

The wheel spun quickly.