Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Even though Sage Monarch Melon Eater’s old body had already been drained of its power and blood, it was still the body of someone who was at the Eighth Stage Profound Sage level.

Thus, the liver was still very strong, and Song Shuhang’s knife couldn’t damage it at all.

It was too hard.

At the end of the day, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song was only a cultivator who had just entered the Fourth Stage Realm. In ancient times, getting to his level merely meant being qualified to leave the sect to gain experience.

Song Shuhang complained, “This liver is too hard!”

At this time, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was busy taking out the whale meat from the first pot in preparation for the second procedure. Without looking back, she replied, “Rest assured, this liver doesn’t have cirrhosis.”

Song Shuhang: “…”

Was Immortal Fairy teasing him?

“How do you cut the liver of an Eighth Stage Profound Sage?” Song Shuhang asked.

“Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, please try cutting it with saber intent.” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue still did not turn her head as she said, “How can you say you’re the first Sage in a thousand years when you’re this cowardly when facing a liver?”

“Immortal Fairy, it’s not like you don’t know that my title of ‘first Sage in a thousand years’ is completely false. Moreover, my saber intent is… Just forget it, I’ll try it out,” Song Shuhang replied as he tried to use his saber intent.

Although it was a ‘saber intent armor’, it did still increase his damage by a little bit.

Song Shuhang controlled his saber intent and infused it into the kitchen knife. At the same time, he tried to control the saber intent’s ‘degree’ as much as possible. He did his best to prevent the saber intent from completely forming armor, and only wanted it to attach itself to the knife.

However… he failed.

After the saber intent wrapped the kitchen knife, a small and exquisite armor condensed directly on it and suited it up.

Song Shuhang: “…”

At this point, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue turned her head. “Pfff~”

She almost forgot that there was something wrong with Song Shuhang’s saber intent.

Song Shuhang felt his liver was in great pain. He gritted his teeth as hard as he could and chopped at the liver with the kitchen knife.

“Clang!”

Once again, the sound of metal hitting each other rang out, with sparks flying everywhere.

Song Shuhang said, “Nope, I still can’t cut it.”

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said, “As a man, stop complaining. Find a way to cut it; otherwise, I also won’t be able to handle such a large liver.”

Song Shuhang asked, “Immortal Fairy, do you not have any means to make it softer first?”

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue shrugged her shoulders.

Song Shuhang sighed, and said, “Sure enough, I’m going to have to get Senior White to come in. He has now become a Profound Sage, he would definitely have no problem dealing with this liver.”

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s ears moved slightly.

In fact, she had been waiting for Song Shuhang to say these exact words.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, as the most famous Immortal chef in the world of cultivation today, had the ability to cook an ‘Eighth Stage Profound Sage Whale’. As such, she would naturally have the means to soften the Eighth Stage Profound Sage ingredient.

However, she wanted to be in the kitchen together with Venerable White.

It was simply a scene that she dreamt of.

She and White would cook in the kitchen, and while cooking, she could take the opportunity to feed him. Just thinking about the scene brought her great joy.

However, she was too embarrassed to directly call White to come. As such, she could only use this roundabout way to call White over to the kitchen through Song Shuhang.

If Song Shuhang knew what Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was thinking, he would stare at the sky and sigh, saying, “People in the city sure are scheming!”

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Song Shuhang ran out of the kitchen and saw Senior White, Little Cai, and the Great Northern Emperor playing cards.

They seemed to be playing the game “Fight the Landlord”, and Senior White was the landlord.

When Song Shuhang came out, he only saw the scene of a calm Senior White who was constantly throwing cards like crazy.

The Great Emperor and Little Cai were completely dumbfounded; they almost no longer had any cards in their hands.

Song Shuhang stroked his forehead. When playing this kind of luck-based game with Senior White, he wouldn’t play at all unless he was ready to cheat.

Song Shuhang said, “Cough~ Senior White, the liver in the kitchen is too hard, I can’t cut it. Can you come in and help me out?”

Senior White nodded, and was just about to reply.

At this time, the Great Northern Emperor put down his cards, and said, “I’ll go instead, I suddenly don’t want to play cards anymore.”

After he said that, the Great Emperor ran into the kitchen.

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At this time, inside the kitchen.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s face was slightly red, and her hands were shaking as she carefully sliced a piece of whale meat and made it into the first dish.

This small piece of whale meat had been given extra care by her from the beginning, and after completing several procedures, she finally arrived at the finished product.

After that, she held the piece of whale meat with chopsticks and took a deep breath to force herself to calm down.

When she heard footsteps coming from behind her, she smiled and turned around while holding a piece of whale meat. “You’ve finally come. It just so happens that the first dish is already complete, you can have a taste of it first.”

As she said this, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue extended her hand out and held out the whale meat.

In Immortal Fairy’s imagination, the scene would go like this—White would push through the door and come behind her. At this time, she would pick up the piece of whale meat and nonchalantly bring the whale meat to White’s mouth, letting him taste this secretly produced whale meat. After that, ‘White’ would open his mouth wide and, with an ‘ah~’, eat the whale meat.

Just thinking about this scene made Immortal Fairy Bie Xue feel really happy. She had always wanted to feed ‘White’ with her own hands.

Expectations were always full of wonder.

However, reality was often cruel and full of thorns.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue ‘nonchalantly’ turned around while holding the whale meat, but her hand froze the moment she saw the man behind her.

The ‘cold and handsome’ face of the Great Northern Emperor reflected in her eyes.

The Great Emperor was handsome, but if he wasn’t smiling, his handsomeness would appear as cold ice that would never melt.

The smile on Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s face froze, and her cheeks became red.

Little did she expect that it would not be ‘White’ that would come in but the mysterious ‘Senior Beifang’.

This Senior Beifang’s aura was completely restrained. Coupled with Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s preconceived belief that it would have been White that would have appeared, this scene was just a disaster waiting to happen.

So embarrassing!

This script is wrong!

I really want to dig a hole and hide inside it!

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s hand, which had extended out, froze in place. The smile on her face became rigid as her entire body began to petrify.

Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, you have to die! Besides her embarrassment, this was the only thought in Immortal Fairy’s mind.

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The Great Northern Emperor also felt very embarrassed.

Immediately as he came in, he saw Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, who looked like a peach blossom, smile brightly at him with a piece of whale meat held in her chopsticks, bringing it over to his mouth.

However, as she was halfway through her actions, she had become petrified.

The Great Northern Emperor recalled that when Song Shuhang had come out, he had called Sage White into the kitchen to help. With his rich life experience, he was immediately able to guess what had happened.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue must have been waiting for Sage White, and had not expected that it was him who was going to help out in the kitchen.

Both people were extremely embarrassed and frozen in place.

After a while, seeing that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was really about to become petrified, the Great Northern Emperor sighed.

Although he cultivated the ice element, he was actually a very gentle man.

The Great Northern Emperor opened his mouth, and with an ‘ah~’, he ate the whale meat that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue had brought over.

Afterward, he felt a great fragrance fill his mouth as dozens of different flavors burst inside his mouth like a bomb.

The taste did not lose out to the cuisine of the top immortal chefs of the ancient Heavenly City’s time.

Furthermore, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue had mastered more sophisticated cooking techniques, and had more advanced equipment. As such, the overall taste was of an even higher grade than those of the ancient Heavenly City’s era.

The Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was indeed worthy of being the top immortal chef in the world of cultivation of her time.

Little friend Song Shuhang’s recommendations were really great.

“It’s delicious, Fellow Daoist’s cooking is truly at the top of the entire universe.” The Great Northern Emperor revealed a warm smile. When he smiled, the coldness completely disappeared, and he instantly transformed from an ice-cold man into a warm and gentle man.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue felt her face heat up.

If I didn’t already have ‘White’ in my heart, perhaps I would like this Senior Beifang, Immortal Fairy secretly thought to herself.

This Senior Beifang was really a gentle person.

Additionally, he was also handsome and only slightly worse compared to White.

The Great Northern Emperor said, “Little friend Shuhang said that you needed some help? Should I cut this liver first?”

“Mm-hm.” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, whose face had turned red, nodded.

“Leave it to me.” The Great Northern Emperor grabbed a kitchen knife. The same kitchen knife exuded an extraordinary power in the hands of the Great Emperor.

After a few cuts, the hard, iron-like liver was cut into thin slices.

The Great Emperor asked, “Is there anything else I can help with?”

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue replied, “Senior, you can help by putting those into the fifth pot and stewing them in low heat. After that, there are still three more procedures.”

After the embarrassment had passed, Immortal Fairy quickly entered into working mode.

With the help of the Great Northern Emperor, the Eighth Stage Profound Sage whale feast made rapid progress.

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Outside.

Senior White had suddenly found great interest in ‘playing cards’.

Song Shuhang naturally couldn’t just abuse himself, so… he brought out Lady Onion and let her replace him in taking part in the battle.

At the same time, Senior White released his own monster tree on Song Shuhang’s suggestion.

The game turned into a four-player game—it was no longer ‘Fight the Landlord’, and was ‘Big Two’ instead.

Song Shuhang pulled out his phone, logged into the Nine Provinces Number One Group, and scrolled through the chat.

Coincidentally, True Monarch Eternal Fire was online.

True Monarch Eternal Fire sent him a private message. “Fellow Daoist Shuhang, you were looking for me?”

“Yeah,” Song Shuhang replied. “Senior Eternal Fire, I met a scholar at sea near Wenzhou City. He was probably Daozi, the head of the 13 Tribulation Transcenders of the scholarly faction. He looked exactly like the statue that I had seen back then.”

Song Shuhang did not mention Daozi’s erratic behavior for the time being.

True Monarch Eternal Fire went silent.

After a while, he replied, “…Little friend Shuhang, the Daozi you saw, was he in a good condition?”

When Song Shuhang heard those words, he had a feeling. “Honestly speaking, it appeared like there was something wrong with his mind.”

True Monarch Eternal Fire sighed, and replied, “Indeed, the one who you saw was our ancestor, Daozi.”

Eh? Has the scholarly faction always known about Daozi’s situation?

True Monarch Eternal Fire said, “Thank you for telling me about this, little friend Shuhang. I will send someone to the sea area to see if they can find ancestor Daozi. Also, little friend Shuhang, I have something to ask you. It’s about the transferring of the Heavenly City’s fragments.”