Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

“Is this all right?” Song Shuhang said in surprise.

It looked like Lady Onion was forcibly suppressing the tears of the ❮Tome of Never-Ending Tears❯ through the anger brought about by the ❮Berserk Technique❯.

Lady Onion proudly said, “Of course. Ever since I tried this method out, it has worked every time. My ❮Tome of Never-Ending Tears❯ has already been upgraded to ❮Tome of Never-Dropping Tears❯. Hahahaha, after all, I am a genius… Aaaah~ Ah? Ehh?”

In the next moment, Lady Onion fell into a complete rage.

Joy begat sorrow, and that was that.

Lady Onion’s onion sprouts completely turned red, and her eyes seemed to lose their focus as she lost her senses.

“GRRAAAAAHH!” She made a roar similar to that of a beast… but while she was roaring wildly, her voice was still sweet and cute to listen to.

After that, Lady Onion madly rushed towards Song Shuhang.

It was clear that Little Cai and the monster willow Qing Wu were closer to her, but after she spotted Song Shuhang, she couldn’t stop herself from rushing towards him.

Song Sandbag, the best punching bag.

Song Shuhang: “…”

“Aaaaaaaaah!” Lady Onion roared. She extended her fists and pummelled Song Shuhang’s calf.

“Clang, clang, clang!”

A series of metallic sounds could be heard.

Lady Onion’s small fists were now coated with Second Stage true qi that could be said to be an entire level higher than before! It was a pity that Song Shuhang’s physique had also gotten stronger compared to before.

Now, Lady Onion’s fists could not even cause Song Shuhang to itch, let alone feel pain.

However, the berserk Lady Onion did not care about this at all. She continued to madly strike at Song Shuhang’s calf, jumping up from time to time to kick Song Shuhang’s knee.

“Clang, clang, clang! Clink, clink, clink!”

Song Shuhang sighed; it was a repeat of a previous scene. However, honestly speaking… he was not opposed to it.

Because while Lady Onion was in berserk mode, he could coordinate with her and use a godly skill.

Song Shuhang gravely said, “Come here, Lady Onion. Let everyone see how powerful you are! Secret Skill—sharp green onion getting unsheathed!”

Afterward, he spread his hands wide and held onto Lady Onion’s sprouts.

“Aaaaaaaaah!” “Lady Onion struggled desperately; she violently hammered Song Shuhang’s arm with her hands while her legs kicked wildly in the air.

When she realized that she could not break away from his grasp, she decisively used the godly skill, ‘sharp green onion getting unsheathed’.

“Shiing~”, a new onion sprout grew out of where the old one had previously been.

Just like a scabbard, it fell into Song Shuhang’s hands.

The newborn Lady Onion continued to jump around and punch and kick at Song Shuhang. This time she jumped higher so that her little fists could hit Song Shuhang’s chest.

“Bang, bang, bang!” Lady Onion’s fists pummelled Song Shuhang’s pectoral muscles.

Little Cai’s eyes lit up; she quickly grabbed her special phone and played a song.

“Hmph! It’s all your fault~ don’t coax me~ I want to cry, I want to beat your chest, bastard! Baa~ I’ll beat up your chest, you bastard! Hold me and take these punches to your chest! Bastard, I’ll kill you!”

Song Shuhang: “…”

Little Cai said, “Teacher, how’s the background music of your disciple?”

Song Shuhang responded, “I will blacklist you if you follow the virtuous lamia’s footsteps and blindly learn random things again.”

After saying that, he caught Lady Onion once more.

Both players cooperated once again as they both used the divine skill, sharp green onion getting unsheathed.

Player Song Shuhang acquired ‘a 300-year-old onion’s onion sprout’ × 2.

Little Cai: “…”

Qing Wu quietly turned her head as she wiped the tears in the corners of her eyes.

Profound Sage Tyrannical Song was truly worthy of being her Master White’s good friend—their attitude towards their monster pets were really similar. Whenever Master White lacked materials for making his ‘disposable flying swords’, she would have to sacrifice her branches.

As for Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, he had the habit to pinch off Lady Onion’s onion sprouts.

Qing Wu felt that she would be able to become good friends with Lady Onion in the future. There were simply too many common topics between them that they could talk about.

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Song Shuhang cooperated with Lady Onion, and after performing the secret skill 33 times, Lady Onion’s ❮Berserk Technique❯ finally came to an end.

Immediately after the berserk state ended, Lady Onion found that her legs were so weak that she could not even stand. Her entire body felt weak and very sore, and her true qi had been drained empty.

Lady Onion, who had already had a similar experience, immediately glared at Song Shuhang.

Afterward, she saw the pile of ‘onion sprouts’ beside him.

There was no doubt that these differently colored onion sprouts were hers.

“Waaaaah~” Lady Onion immediately began to feel intense sadness, and the ❮Tome of Never-Ending Tears❯ began to take effect. Her tears came pouring down, and she looked like she was going to cry herself to death.

At this time, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s voice came from the kitchen. “Shuhang, I’m lacking some onion sprouts. Do you still have any in stock? There’s simply too much whale meat this time, so I need a lot of onion sprouts. If you do, can you give me some? I’ll just owe you a favor.”

∑(っ°Д°;)っ! Lady Onion heard Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s voice and forcibly stopped herself from crying. She covered her mouth as tears continued to roll down from her eyes. Nevertheless, she did her best to keep herself from making a sound.

It was her archenemy, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue!

She was so proud of herself that she had forgotten that she was in the dwelling of her natural enemy.

It was extremely terrifying just thinking about it.

In other words, ever since a while ago until now, she had been dancing on the tip of a knife and rolling around at the edge of a lion’s mouth!

“Shuhang, I want to go back to the Inner World,” Lady Onion begged. “Actually, the size-reducing purse is also fine.”

Song Shuhang comforted her, saying, “Rest assured, everything has already passed. The effect of the ❮Berserk Technique❯ has already finished, you can go back to the Inner World and have a rest. I’ll call you when it’s time for dinner.”

“Waah, Shuhang, you’re so nice.” Lady Onion felt so moved that tears filled her face.

After that, she was sent to the Inner World by Song Shuhang.

Should I really bring out Lady Onion for dinner? Although it is a hard-to-come-by Eighth Stage Profound Sage feast, there will still be some of her green onion sprouts in the dishes, Song Shuhang thought to himself.

While he was in thought, he got the 33 onion sprouts that he had just acquired and brought them to the kitchen.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue praised Song Shuhang when she saw such fresh onion sprouts, and said that if he could provide more of them, she would gladly take them.

Song Shuhang smiled and shook his head.

Today, Lady Onion would no longer be able to use the ❮Berserk Technique❯. Moreover, it wasn’t easy to get these onion sprouts from her.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue added, “Alright, I will owe you since you gave me these onion sprouts. After the Immortal Feast is over, I’ll make several immortal dishes for you… And of course, you’ll have to take care of the ingredients.”

Immortal Fairy felt like she had become a private chef for Song Shuhang. Recently, she was making more and more immortal dishes for Song Shuhang.

After gaining Immortal Fairy’s favor, Song Shuhang responded with a smile. To actually be able to get Immortal Fairy Bie Xue to make immortal dishes for him, he and his friends would surely have quite the wonderful food in the future.

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Immortal Fairy and the Great Northern Emperor were still hard at work, cooking the Eighth Stage whale meat.

The Great Northern Emperor was very attentive, and cooperated with Immortal Fairy Bie Xue seamlessly. Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was someone who had been cooking for many years, but she had never met with such a great helper.

After Song Shuhang delivered the green onion sprouts, he left the kitchen and went back to the living room.

The monster willow Qing Wu stayed beside the big cocoon which contained Senior White. She had completely accepted her status as a monster pet.

As for Little Cai, she was just waiting for Song Shuhang to return.

After seeing Song Shuhang coming out, Little Cai happily said, “Teacher, can we start studying the ❮Thirty-Three Divine Beasts ‘Technique❯?”

Song Shuhang said, “Alright, but before we can have you learn the cultivation technique, I will have to give you a test to see which chapter of the ❮Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique❯ suits you best.”

Little Cai asked, “How are you going to test me? Teacher, did you take a test as well?”

Song Shuhang said, “Yeah, it was Senior White who had tested me before. However, after reaching the Fourth Stage, I now also have a way to test you to see which one suits you best.”

With a thought, the fat whale illusory core swam around inside his life dantian and let out a roar that sounded like it came from whales and dragons.

Afterward, Song Shuhang stretched his hand and pressed on Little Cai’s body. A stream of innate true yuan gathered in Song Shuhang’s hands and turned into a rune.

After reaching the Fourth Stage Realm, Song Shuhang’s fat whale illusory core had become a combination of the projections of the 33 spiritual beasts. In this way, he could use the fat whale illusory core to test which one of the chapters of the cultivation technique would match Little Cai the best.

The rune landed on Little Cai, and vaguely transformed into a fat whale.

Song Shuhang thought to himself, Little Cai is a monster bird, so she should be more suited to either the chicken, the crane, the goose, or the eagle chapters, right?

After all, they were all birdkind.

Just as this thought emerged in his head, the fat whale illusory core that resonated with Little Cai. However, the part that resonated the most was the ‘huge whale’!

“Pfff~ Whale? How could this be!” Song Shuhang was dumbfounded.

As a little monster bird, the ‘Huge Whale Chapter’ of the ❮Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique❯ was unexpectedly the one that resonated the most with Little Cai…?

Song Shuhang thought, Could my testing method have something wrong with it?

“No, the test results are right.” At this moment, a voice sounded from behind Song Shuhang.

It came from the virtuous lamia—more specifically, from Scarlet Heaven Sword, who was in her stomach.

Song Shuhang, who did not know whether to laugh or cry, said, “But Little Cai is a bird, how could she have the best affinity with the huge whale?”

Scarlet Heaven Sword calmly said, “Have you forgotten? You and Little Cai have just gone through Sage Monarch Melon Eater’s ceremonial formation. Sage Monarch Melon Eater’s body was that of a big monster with the bloodline of the Divine Whale. Under the influence of that formation, Little Cai experienced a rebirth. It’s normal that she is best suited to practice the ‘Huge Whale Chapter’ now.”

Song Shuhang asked, “So… Should I let Little Cai practice the Huge Whale Chapter?”

Scarlet Heaven Sword replied, “There’s nothing you can do about it, she is now best suited to practice the Huge Whale Chapter. After her transformation due to Sage Monarch Melon Eater’s power, the other chapters would definitely be a thousand miles away in terms of affinity with Little Cai.”

Song Shuhang nodded.

However, with this being the case, Little Cai’s cultivation technique, body tempering technique, virtuous technique, and saber technique would all be the same as his.

She would simply become his clone!