Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

When Immortal Fairy Bie Xue reached out to get a hold of Senior White’s cocoon and started shaking it, Song Shuhang could already foresee her ending.

[Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, my eyes have already foreseen your future. Your future only consists of death— Ugh, no. Your future is to be brutally crushed by Senior White’s cocoon!] Song Shuhang thought in his mind.

Senior White called out, “Shuhang, don’t shake it~ Let me sleep for a while. Just a while more.”

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue: “…”

Fellow Daoist White, I’m Bie Xue! Immortal Fairy’s heart was greatly saddened.

Then, due to the ‘jealousy’ she was currently feeling, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue shook the cocoon even more violently. “Fellow Daoist White, I’m Bie Xue! The first dish of the Eighth Stage whale feast is ready. It’s a delicious broth, come out and enjoy it while it’s still hot. If the soup gets cold, it’s going to lose its unique flavor!”

Senior White said, “Stop shaking it~”

Unlike Senior White Two, Senior White appeared to dislike being shaken while sleeping in the cocoon. It seemed he didn’t want the quality of his sleep to be ruined. On the other hand, Senior White Two felt very comfortable when being shaken while sleeping in the cocoon. For him, it was like he was being cradled, which made him sleep better.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue sighed and her heart softened. Finally, she decided to put down the giant cocoon. “Well, I’ll just make it again for you at that time… Aaaahhh~”

The huge white cocoon suddenly flew up and crushed her.

Song Shuhang calmly said, “I knew this would happen.”

Su Clan’s Sixteen’s eyes, which were half-opened and half-closed, glanced at Immortal Fairy Bie Xue as she said to Song Shuhang, “At that time, at the scholarly faction’s White Cloud Academy plaza, it was you who was crushed.”

Song Shuhang said, “We are to never talk about such dark parts of our past.”

The corners of Su Clan’s Sixteen’s mouth rose. She rubbed her eyes and sat up straight—it was time for the meal, she could smell the fragrance coming from the dining cart, which whet her appetite.

Beneath the giant cocoon, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was screaming, but it was not like Song Shuhang’s pitiful scream at that time.

One reason for this was that her strength was higher than Song Shuhang’s. Compared to him, she could withstand much more pressure.

Another reason for this was that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue had a great body, and her figure gave her an extra layer of cushioning compared to Song Shuhang.

At this moment, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue looked at the cocoon that was crushing her, and tears filled her eyes.

If there wasn’t this damned cocoon in the middle, how amazing would it have been?

No, this isn’t the time to be thinking about such things.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said, “Fellow Daoist White, move aside. You’re crushing me. I already stopped shaking the cocoon, isn’t that good enough? I still have to go and deal with the Eighth Stage Profound Sage feast in the kitchen. I’ll first serve the other fellow daoists their food, but I’ll make sure to leave you your share.”

“Mmh~” Senior White, who was in the cocoon, replied muddle-headedly.

However, the cocoon did not move aside and Senior White was still fast asleep.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue: “…”

If it was some other time, she would not have minded getting crushed until the dawn of the next day. However, as an immortal chef, she needed to complete the final procedures for the Eighth Stage whale feast in the kitchen. She couldn’t leave those dishes alone.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue tried to extend her hand and push the large cocoon away from her body, but the large cocoon was as heavy as a mountain, and she couldn’t move it at all. Immortal Fairy Bie Xue tried to push it away from several different angles, but it just would not budge.

“Help me, this cocoon is too heavy,” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue tilted her head and asked for help.

Song Shuhang stood up and went to the side of the giant cocoon, and then patted it vigorously. “Senior White, you can move aside now. Fairy Bie Xue said that she won’t shake the cocoon anymore. And, she’ll even leave you your share, so you can sleep well and eat when you come out.”

“Mm,” Senior White responded.

However, the giant cocoon showed no signs of movement.

Song Shuhang sighed, and said, “Alright, I’ll help you move. However, let’s agree in advance that you won’t cause any trouble. I’ll just move to the side and you will continue to sleep.”

“Mm,” Senior White responded.

As such, Song Shuhang stretched out his hands, hugged the giant cocoon, and raised it forcefully.

However, the giant cocoon still did not budge.

Hmm… the last time, at the scholarly faction’s plaza, the same thing happened while I was the one being crushed. The Seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group and Ye Si all entered into action, but none of them could move the giant cocoon.

At that time, I remember that Fairy Lychee had guessed that it might be because Senior White had been using a sealing technique when he used the giant cocoon to crush me.

Song Shuhang said, “Senior White, deactivate the sealing technique. Otherwise, the Eighth Stage Profound Sage feast is going to go bad, and we aren’t going to have anything to eat.”

“Mm,” Senior White responded.

After that, the seal was released, and the giant cocoon was now easily picked up by Song Shuhang.

“All right.” Song Shuhang carried the giant cocoon over to the side and placed it down.

At this time, Su Clan’s Sixteen warned, “Careful.”

Song Shuhang: “?”

“Crack~” When the giant cocoon was placed on the ground, a sound akin to glass cracking echoed.

After that, the giant cocoon in Song Shuhang’s hands suddenly sank into the ground.

“What the hell?” Song Shuhang was dumbfounded.

What in the world was happening?

Why would there be a hole the living room of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s immortal cave?

Could it be a trap?

However, it wasn’t the time to be thinking about this issue. Right now, a bigger crisis was on hand!

When the giant cocoon suddenly fell through the floor, it happened to shake.

Senior White said, “Let me sleep for some more, stop shaking the cocoon.”

In the next moment, Song Shuhang saw the giant cocoon leap up high and come crushing at him.

Song Shuhang screamed, “NOOOO!!!”

Senior White, it was an accident!

Don’t crush me!

“Thud~” A deep sound of a heavy object falling to the ground sounded out.

Song Shuhang was crushed as the giant cocoon fell onto his back, standing on top of him like a roly-poly toy. At the same time, the ‘suppressive sealing technique’ was activated once more, and Song Shuhang was now glued to the ground.

Song Shuhang hammered at the cocoon. “Aaah! My waist… my waist is about to break! Senior White, please reduce the weight!”

The giant cocoon slightly adjusted, and then sank once again. It had now completely suppressed Shuhang!

“Aaaah!”

Song Shuhang called out, “Senior White, it was an accident just now. Please let me go!”

However, this time, Senior White didn’t respond. He didn’t even use his iconic ‘Mm’.

Song Shuhang had a very bad feeling.

Senior White, you didn’t plug your ears again, right?

“Senior White, Senior White?”

“If you can hear me, please respond! Please, say something. Ouch, my waist!”

I’m going to die.

Senior White really isn’t listening anymore.

Song Shuhang’s heart felt stifled.

Little Cai leaped towards Song Shuhang and asked gently, “Teacher, are you okay?”

Song Shuhang rolled his eyes, and said, “What do you think? How about you try getting crushed by a giant cocoon instead?”

Right now, the only thing he wanted to do was to get a blade and carve out the word ‘INNOCENT’ on the ground.

Little Cai’s eyes brightened up as she said, “Actually, I just wanted to ask this… Since Teacher is now being suppressed by Senior White and can’t get out, could you let me eat your share of the Eighth Stage whale feast? There is this saying that if the teacher is busy with something, the disciple should complete the task in their stead. Therefore, I could finish your food for you.”

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth as he said, “Believe it or not, I’m going to drive you out, you traitor.”

Little Cai grinned and jumped back again. She told Su Clan’s Sixteen and Shi, “It looks like Teacher is all right. He still looks very energetic, and can even be scary. There’s definitely nothing wrong with him.”

Song Shuhang: “…”

“Oh yeah, when I placed down Senior White’s giant cocoon, why did a hole suddenly appear in the ground? It really f*cked me up.” Song Shuhang tried to tilt his head, but he couldn’t see the hole from his current angle.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue had already crawled up from the ground. She looked at Song Shuhang, who was lying on the ground, and replied, “There was originally a glass floor for viewing a fish pond that was down below. It was a trendy design, and you would be able to see the fish swimming below through tempered glass. However… there was a monster cat that came to visit, and after seeing the small fish in the pond, she succumbed to her instincts, broke my tempered glass floor, took out the fish, and ate them. I originally planned on getting the glass changed, but as I’ve been quite busy with the ‘Immortal Feast’ lately, I haven’t gotten the time to get that done.”

“So, my luck was just so horrible that I accidentally dropped the cocoon right where the glass had been broken?” Song Shuhang’s eyes widened.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue nodded in embarrassment.

Song Shuhang hammered the ground vigorously. “How unlucky~”

The Great Northern Emperor’s mouth twitched. Little friend Song Shuhang’s luck had indeed been quite terrible just now.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said, “Cough, little friend Shuhang, I’ll save you your share as well, together with White’s share.”

“But I want to eat it immediately. Senior Beifang, can you move the cocoon?” Song Shuhang looked expectantly at the Great Northern Emperor. The Great Emperor was an Immortal of the ancient Heavenly City. Moreover, he was very strong even among Immortals, so he should be able to easily move Senior White’s cocoon aside if he made a move, right?

The Great Emperor grinned, pointed at the cocoon, and said, “Sage White’s luck is very strange. Since he wants to suppress you, it’s best if you just let yourself be suppressed. Otherwise, with his strange luck, even if I were to rescue you, you might end up having to face something even worse.”

Song Shuhang: “…”

Shiet, the Great Emperor had a good point.

“Just give me Shuhang’s share.” Su Clan’s Sixteen yawned, and said, “Shuhang, I’ll feed you later.”

Song Shuhang: “Huh?”

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue raised her head and looked at the sky, forcing back her tears—she was the one who was planning to feed ‘White’ the Eighth Stage Sage whale feast.

She had even prepared several plans.

However, in the end, humans could not compete with the heavens. The plot had finally changed into Su Clan’s Sixteen feeding Song Shuhang.

Had she worked so hard just to prepare marriage clothes for others?

She really wanted to flip a table at this time!

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue gritted her teeth, and said, “It’s almost time for the first dish.”

After saying that, she brought out everyone’s share of the [Crystal Clear Soup].

As Sixteen was representing two people, her bowl was double the size.

Bie Xue had originally prepared this big bowl for White, but things just didn’t end up how she had planned.

Sixteen held the big bowl and squatted beside Song Shuhang.

“Open your mouth, ah~” Sixteen’s eyes narrowed.