Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 1286 Elder Sister, who are you?

Although he was in a state of confusion, Doudou instinctively agreed. When it came to such a good opportunity, one wouldn’t let it pass as long as they had a shred of consciousness.

Hearing this, Dharma King Creation became anxious.

For Senior White to have first introduced his new skill and then asked Doudou such a question… Was he going to make him replace Doudou at the wedding?

Dharma King Creation hurriedly said, “Do you want me to replace Doudou and get married in his stead? No, that won’t do! Senior White, I’m a buddhist disciple. How could I possibly get married?”

Senior White nodded, and said, “What you said does make sense, but it’s not like you’re really getting married. Your consciousness will take over Doudou’s body and participate in the wedding. Isn’t that great? You’ll be able to experience the wedding from Doudou’s perspective. Given your age, it should be about time for you to marry a man.”

“Senior White, I would rather die,” Dharma King Creation said. “Moreover, I might get the urge to sing, accidentally disrupting the wedding.”

Doudou exclaimed, “Excellent!”

Song Shuhang said, “Senior Creation, that’s not going to work. Only your minds are being swapped, so your singing prowess would not be transferred over.”

He had borrowed Senior Phoenix Slayer’s CPU many times, so he learned that when the consciousness was switched, only one’s experience and knowledge would be transferred over. As for cultivation techniques and innate skills, they would not be swapped together with the consciousness.

“There’s actually such a thing?” Dharma King Creation was dumbfounded.

Song Shuhang waved his hand at Dharma King Creation. “Senior Creation, I wish you and Doudou happiness. Ugh, no. I wish you and Doudou’s partner to be happy.”

Being too outspoken is a problem that can easily lead one to seek death… I hope that Senior Creation can take this matter as a warning for the future, and the same goes for me.

“Little friend Shuhang, you’ve changed. You weren’t this evil in the past. Return to being the kind and innocent Shuhang that I remember!” Dharma King Creation looked at Song Shuhang with grieving eyes.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Goosebumps suddenly rose all over his body!

Soft Feather grabbed the guardrail and grunted, “That’s right. The instigator of the whole incident was clearly Senior Song, but why is it that only Senior Creation and I are getting punished?”

The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. What was I supposed to do? I simply do not have enough control over my Sage Seal; I’m also very desperate.

Su Clan’s Sixteen raised her head to look at Soft Feather, who was sitting while hugging her knees.

Soft Feather’s figure was better than hers, with her being tall and busty, and she had long legs. When she sat there hugging her long legs, they looked particularly enviable.

Sixteen still remembered that the first member of the group that had made contact with Song Shuhang was Soft Feather. In addition, it was thanks to the medicinal herbs that she had given to Song Shuhang that the latter was able to step on the path of cultivation.

However, after having personally met Soft Feather, Sixteen felt reassured.

Perhaps she could become a threat in a few more years, but at least for now, she didn’t have that type of relationship with Shuhang.

At this time, Doudou laughed, and said, “Senior White asked if I was fine with ‘some other’ fellow daoist taking my place. I’m sure Song Shuhang was included in that ‘some other’.”

Doudou was finally fully awake.

“Little friend Song was also included? In this case, I have no qualms.” Dharma King Creation flexed his arms and showed off his muscles. “As long as the instigator and I are punished together, I’m okay with it.”

“Senior White,” Sixteen said. She wanted to plead for Song Shuhang and the others.

Senior White said, “Sixteen, it’s pointless for you to plead for them. One should be responsible for the consequences of their actions.”

“Indeed. If you seek death, you should be ready to pay the price for it,” Soft Feather agreed.

At this time, an idea popped up in Song Shuhang’s mind. “Senior White~ Actually, I still have something to do tomorrow. I’m going to be Doudou’s best man.”

Senior White replied, “Doudou’s consciousness can replace yours and be the best man.”

Song Shuhang said, “What about the rest of the groomsman team?”

Senior White said, “I’ll deal with it. It will be easy to find a few people.”

Dharma King Creation pondered for a long time, and said, “Senior White, there is only one Doudou. If little friend Shuhang and I are both going to take his place, how is the time going to be allocated? Will little friend Shuhang be in control during the first half, with me taking over in the second half? Won’t this cause a few problems, though? Little friend Song Shuhang and I have different personalities and habits, so we might get discovered.”

Senior Creation, why are you already so immersed in this role?

Are you looking forward to it or something?

Song Shuhang stared at Dharma King Creation.

Dharma King Creation was initially against taking Doudou’s place, but now he showed an abnormal level of interest in this matter.

Could he have already accepted the situation as there is no way of getting out of it? Or perhaps the shame he felt reached such an extreme level that he began to enjoy the situation?

Feeling Song Shuhang’s gaze, Dharma King Creation folded his hands together, revealing a senior monk’s compassionate smile. “Little friend Song, experiencing different things can also be considered a form of practice. In fact, as a buddhist disciple, it would be pretty interesting to personally experience a wedding. What other better way to understand the different flavors of life?”

Heavens, all of this can also be considered to be a part of practice?

Soft Feather’s eyes brightened up.

She patted the railed Broken Tyrant. “Senior White, can I join as well? I also want to swap consciousnesses with Doudou! Senior Song can have the first part, I’ll take the middle part, and Senior Creation can take the last part! You said you could use your innate skill three times in a single day, right? It just happens that there are exactly three of us!”

Senior White turned his head to look at Soft Feather… How in the world did Fellow Daoist Spirit Butterfly raise his daughter? Not even he could figure it out.

“Senior White, please!” Soft Feather looked at Senior White pitifully.

Senior White shook his head. “For this kind of thing, you would at least have to get Fellow Daoist Spirit Butterfly’s permission first. You are a girl, so I can’t treat you the same way as Shuhang and Fellow Daoist Creation.”

“Senior White, it isn’t good for one to be favoring men over women.” Soft Feather pouted in dissatisfaction.

Senior White chuckled. “You still have to think of a way to get Fellow Daoist Spirit Butterfly to agree first.”

Soft Feather turned around and yelled at Liu Jianyi, who was in the first row, “Senior Brother Liu, quickly wake up!”

Liu Jianyi remained completely motionless.

Soft Feather continued, “Brother Jianyi, wake up! If you help me, I’ll give you a day off after Doudou’s wedding. That’s a whole 24 hours.”

Senior Brother Liu Jianyi suddenly opened his eyes. “How can I help you?”

“Call my dad and tell him that I want to play a game with Senior White, and then ask him whether he’s fine with it or not,” Soft Feather said.

Liu Jianyi asked, “What about the content?”

Soft Feather said, “Don’t mention the content. If my father doesn’t ask about it, then there’s no need to say it. If he asks, I’ll tell you what to say.”

Liu Jianyi replied, “No problem.”

After saying that, Liu Jianyi contacted Venerable Spirit Butterfly through the secret communication technique of the Spirit Butterfly Island.

Venerable Spirit Butterfly was in closed-door cultivation as he was preparing to charge towards the Eighth Stage Profound Sage Realm. However, he still had a clone that stayed outside and specialized in dealing with the important matters on Spirit Butterfly Island, such as anything related to Soft Feather.

After the secret technique was cast, Venerable Spirit Butterfly’s voice echoed from the bundle of light.

Liu Jianyi said, “Master, my junior sister wants to play a game with Senior White, so I’ve called you to ask you for your approval.”

Venerable Spirit Butterfly asked, “What game? It’s something that requires my approval?”

Soft Feather hurried to shout, “Father, it’s a game of swapping consciousness with Doudou; it doesn’t have any aftereffects. Senior Song and Senior Creation are playing, and I wanted to join in.”

After Venerable Spirit Butterfly heard that little friend Song and Fellow Daoist Creation were playing, he was able to settle his worries.

“Alright, take care of yourself and don’t trouble Fellow Daoist White and Fellow Daoist Creation too much,” Venerable Spirit Butterfly urged.

Soft Feather replied, “Relax, Father. I’ll be obedient.”

Venerable Spirit Butterfly said, “Fellow Daoist White, I’ll be troubling you to look after my daughter.”

Sage White asked, “It’s no problem for me to look after her, but are you sure that you want her to participate in this game?”

Venerable Spirit Butterfly furrowed his brows. “Is there something weird about this game?”

Soft Feather exclaimed, “Father, you promised me just now!”

Senior White chuckled and said, “After her consciousness and Doudou’s are swapped, the effect can last for more than 48 hours. And tomorrow is Doudou’s wedding day.”

Venerable Spirit Butterfly replied, “So that’s the case. If so, I’ll be asking Fellow Daoist White to help me arrange Soft Feather’s playing time accordingly.”

Venerable Spirit Butterfly wanted Soft Feather to play the game for a little in order to satisfy her craving. He felt that his daughter’s rebellious period was coming soon… So, it was better to appease her while not letting her go overboard.

Sage White replied, “No problem.”

“Thank you, Fellow Daoist White. We will meet again next time and have a chat over a cup of wine.” Venerable Spirit Butterfly laughed, and the magical communication technique ended.

Soft Feather happily said, “Senior White, my father has agreed, so you better let me join in on the game!”

Senior White nodded, and said, “Okay.”

Having said that, swapping bodies with Doudou was supposed to be a punishment, not a game.

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Afterward…

Song Shuhang, Dharma King Creation, Soft Feather all stood in a row.

Doudou stood opposite them.

Senior White said, “Get ready, I’m going to cast the technique now.”

Dharma King Creation said, “No problem, I’ve long been ready.”

Soft Feather affirmed, “I’m always ready!”

Song Shuhang asked, “Wait, Senior White. Why are we standing in a row? Aren’t we going to take turns, with each of us taking either the first part, the second part, or the third part?”

Dharma King Creation said, “Right, why are we standing in a row?”

Senior White was puzzled. “Why do you want to go one by one? I can swap your consciousnesses and that of Doudou all at once.”

“It’s not a 1 to 1 transfer?” Song Shuhang’s eyes widened.

Senior White responded, “When did I ever say that it was a one to one transfer?”

“Are all three of our consciousnesses going to be crammed into Doudou’s body? What’s going to happen to our bodies?”

Senior White explained, “When either yours or Fellow Daoist Creation’s consciousness is moved to Doudou’s body, your bodies will enter a state of deep sleep.”

“There’s such a thing?” Doudou looked surprised.

“In that case, aren’t we going to miss Doudou’s wedding?” Soft Feather asked.

Senior White elaborated, “While the secret technique has yet to be cancelled, your body will be asleep. Technically speaking, you will indeed be absent from Doudou’s wedding. When the time comes, I will cancel the secret technique in a specific order. Fellow Daoist Creation will be the one in control for the first part, Soft Feather the second part, and Shuhang the third part. After the secret technique is cancelled, Dharma King Creation can return to his body, followed by Soft Feather, and finally Song Shuhang.”

After saying this, Senior White felt that something was a bit wrong.

Why was he going through so much trouble for Song Shuhang and the others?

He could have just used a disposable flying sword to send them to space!

What exactly went wrong here?

At this time, Su Clan’s Sixteen felt that something wasn’t right.

If Dharma King Creation is only going to be there for the first part, then when the secret technique was cancelled, wouldn’t Song Shuhang’s and Soft Feather’s consciousness be left alone together in Doudou’s body during the second part…?

“Senior White!” Su Clan’s Sixteen raised her hand and said, “Can you let me join in as well?”

“…You also want to participate?” Senior White asked.

Su Clan’s Sixteen seriously said, “Yes, it’s because I feel that it’s really interesting.”

Senior White: “…”

Fine, fine, if you all want to play, then I’ll help you do so!

Senior White said, “The four of you stand in line then, I’m going to cast the spell.”

Su Clan’s Sixteen stood on Song Shuhang’s other side and smiled at him.

“Sixteen, you don’t have to worry so much about me,” Song Shuhang said softly.

Su Clan’s Sixteen’s eyebrows furrowed, but she said nothing.

Senior White said, “All of you relax, this is the first time that I’m swapping four consciousnesses at once.”

After saying that, he put his hands together and shouted, “Hah!”

“Buzz~”

Colorful light spread out from his palm and wrapped around Song Shuhang, Dharma King Creation, Soft Feather, Su Clan’s Sixteen, and Doudou.

The colorful light turned into a net with several links.

After five breaths of time.

Soft Feather’s and Su Clan’s Sixteen’s bodies slowly fell to the ground.

Senior White had been ready for this, so he stretched out his hand and lifted the two bodies of the two girls, allowing them to remain floating in the air. After that, he placed them on the treasured saber Broken Tyrant.

Song Shuhang looked up and blinked. “Woof~ My consciousness has been transferred to Shuhang’s body.”

Dharma King Creation raised his head. “Eh? Senior White, did the spell fail?”

Why is my consciousness still in my body?

“Eh?” Senior White was also puzzled. He had just swapped everyone’s consciousness, so why was Dharma King Creation unaffected?

They all immediately looked at Doudou’s body.

They then saw him lying on the ground, making uncoordinated movements with his four legs.

“Eh? This sea of consciousness is quite crowded—I’m Soft Feather.”

“It’s not crowded, the sea of consciousness is actually infinite. This crowding is merely an illusion of yours. Expand your mind, and the space around you will increase—I’m Song Shuhang.”

“It’s so chaotic. We should decide on who’s going to control the body first. It isn’t good if we’re all giving commands to the body at the same time—I’m Sixteen.”

“Yay~”

“Eh? Elder Sister, who are you? How did you get inside Doudou’s sea of consciousness?”