Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 2684: Let’s Hang in a Handsome Line

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Most creatures were at their cutest stage when they were young…Humans were basically no exception, just like Little White in front of him.

“White ~Love-” Fairy Creation cupped her face with both hands, lost in the cute smile of Little White.

The virtuous lamia also blinked at Little White, and couldn’t help but recite a line, “Little White, when your hair grows long…”

“Shut up! Fairy, shut up! I don’t want to die yet. I’m still young. I haven’t gotten married yet. I haven’t given birth yet…l want to live!” Song Shuhang used his loudest voice to interrupt the virtuous lamia’s line.

Pavilion Master Chu’s hair moved slightly. Recently, Song Shuhangs desire to live had been too strong, and she was a little uncomfortable.

The virtuous lamia was startled, and the next two lines came out of her mouth: “Waist!”

“Ahh!” Song Shuhang was in despair. “I’m dead!”

The black-skinned Soft Feather was dumbfounded.

“Sixteen, you have to take good care of yourself after I die!” Song Shuhang shouted as he was hung on top of the tree.

On the other side of the tunnel between the Dream Realm and the Netherworld Realm, Su Clan’s Sixteen heard Song Shuhangs loud voice, and her cheeks couldn’t help but blush. She couldn’t help but reach out and pull the White Dragon.

The White Dragon rolled her eyes in despair. This time, she took the initiative to flatten her body to cover Su Clan’s Sixteen’s blushing face. Rather than letting Sixteen pull her flat, it was better for her to take the initiative to change.

“Although 1 don’t know what happened over there, it seems like Shuhang is courting death again,” the Heart Demon Redcloud Sword said.

“It’s good to be young,” Senior Turtle sighed.

“Anyway, it’s not the first time Boss Song died. Now, no matter how many times Boss Song dies, it won’t be interesting to me. Habits are really scary,” Lady Onion calmly said.

“Great, Tyrannical Songs tomb can finally be put to use.” The Hamster coolly lifted its cape. “It’s a pity that the Almighty Merchant left. Otherwise, if he saw Tyrannical Song dying again, he might be happy and send another pair of tomb guards or coffins.”

As for Senior White’s clone, he stretched out his hand and gently stroked the long hair behind him.

His hair seemed to have grown a little longer since he had trimmed it due to an accident last time.

“It’s not far from reaching my waist…” Senior White’s clone muttered.

In the Dream Realm.

Song Shuhang hopelessly hung on the top of the tree, feeling like he was going to die.

The virtuous lamia blinked and pointed at herself.

Fairy Creation nodded vigorously.

“White! Love!” The virtuous lamia suddenly replayed Fairy Creation’s lines loudly. Then, she took out the ‘Virtue Pillar, Snake Immortal Pillar’ and nimbly coiled herself on the pillar.

In a burst of dazzling light, the virtuous lamia once again sacrificed herself to the pillar…

Sacrificial pillars were addictive.

The black-skinned Soft Feather slightly retreated, avoiding the pillar of virtue. Then, she turned her head to look at Young White and said with a serious expression, “Senior White, I’m also in love!”

Little White nodded slightly.

“You’re welcome, Senior White.” replied the black-skinned Soft Feather.

Pavilion Master Chu, who was standing on top of Song Shuhangs head, was speechless.

How did this conversation connect?

At the same time, in the Demon Sea world, Striped Dragon Two was also looking at the Dream Realm from afar, paying attention to Song Shuhangs situation.

“Father Goudan, I feel like I’ve been cuckolded.” Fairy Cheng Goudan suddenly spoke.

Striped Dragon Two was speechless.

“Also, my Fairy @#%x didn’t look like this in the past. Although I’ve led her astray many times,” Fairy Cheng Goudan said with heartache, “she’s completely hopeless now.”

Now, why did she sacrifice herself to the pillar and even coil herself up into a pillar of virtue?

Striped Dragon Two was speechless.

“However, young Sage White is really cute. I want to bring him home and raise him properly,” Fairy Cheng Lin said again.

Striped Dragon Two was speechless.

Father Goudan was feeling very complicated.

Am I supposed to be happy? Wouldn’t it be better to feel heartache? Or should he rejoice?

He felt that he had a lot to say, and the amount of things he wanted to say added up could write a short story of 80,000 words. However, he was unable to put his thoughts into words.

“Father Goudan, did Sage White’s plan in the Dream Realm succeed?” Fairy Cheng Lin asked again.

I don’t even know what his plan is. How do you expect me to answer this question?””Sigh, this is one of the main reasons why I haven’t contacted you for so many years. You’ve been too much of a shut-in all these years and don’t understand the changes in the outside world. There’s a generation gap between you and me, so we can’t talk to each other.” Fairy Cheng Goudan sighed.

“I’ve decided. I’ll give you another daoist name. I’ll call you the unfilial Cheng Goudan,” said Striped Dragon Two.

Fairy Cheng Lin was speechless.

Father Goudan, haven’t you suffered enough? If you change my name to ‘Unfilial Cheng Goudan% then you will become ‘Unfilial Father’.

“Tell me, what are you doing in the outside world? Why didn’t you come home to see me?” Striped Dragon Two suddenly asked.

“To save the world.” Fairy Cheng Lin replied, “There are a lot of people I care about in this world. Other than Fairy @#%x, there’s also you, Father Goudan and many other interesting people. So now, 1 have to work hard to protect everyone.”

“If you feel that you can’t hold on, come and find me,” Striped Dragon Two said.

“If necessary, I’ll use borrow your power and Songs,” Fairy Cheng Lin said.

Striped Dragon TINO was speechless.

At this moment, on the top of the giant tree.

“Shuhang, have you contacted Fellow Daoist Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue and Fellow Daoist Spirit Butterfly?” Little White asked.

This time, Senior White wasn’t embarrassed by the black history of

‘waist-length hair.’ Perhaps it was because the virtuous lamia had already sacrificed herself to the pillar, and Song Shuhang had shown a strong desire to live? Or maybe it was because she had become Little White, so her mentality was more towards cuteness?

“Senior White, wait a moment, I’ll contact him right away!” Song Shuhang replied.

Then, he opened the cultivation chat and pulled out Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue and Senior Spirit Butterfly.

“Senior Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue, please prepare to teleport and hang yourself on the southeast branch with me!”

“Senior Spirit Butterfly, the spatial teleportation is about to begin. Please get into a handsome posture of hanging on a tree branch. Let’s hang in a row handsomely!

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue was speechless.

Lord Spirit Butterfly was speechless.

“It’s done, Senior White. The two seniors have already replied to me. It looks like they are ready,” Song Shuhang replied loudly.

Young White nodded and began to cast a spell to send the disposable flying sword over..