Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 336: Senior White playing with ants

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

The night passed without problems, and the world was as peaceful as before.

Song Shuhang got up early in the morning and exhaled a mouthful of bad air.

Senior White didn’t look for him to punish him with some extreme bungee jumping… perhaps he decided to change his hairstyle on a whim yesterday and didn’t know anything about that matter?

Deep inside his heart, Song Shuhang hoped for it to be true.

This was the mentality of an ostrich—when the ostrich was pushed into a corner, it would hide its head beneath the sand. It was convinced that if it couldn’t see the enemy, the enemy couldn’t see it either. It was the mentality of someone that refused to accept reality.

From time to time, humans would also behave like this. They would try to find excuses and nonexistent possibilities to console themselves and get that extra sense of security.

“I hope that the world would stay as peaceful as before and that I would safely get past this day.” Song Shuhang prayed after getting up.

Then, he came out of the tent in search of a place to wash his face and rinse his mouth.

After coming out of the tent, Song Shuhang saw that the bonfire they used yesterday to grill the food was lit up. Immortal Master Copper Trigram was still wearing that cowboy hat and was currently fiddling with the barbecue grill.

The skewered meat was being roasted on the barbecue grill, as well as edible wild herbs. He was preparing an additional vegetarian dish for the small monk.

Senior Copper Trigram is unexpectedly a very attentive person, Song Shuhang thought to himself. After a close look, he discovered that Copper Trigram’s hat had become bigger than before. Moreover, it had changed into a pretty wide-brimmed hat? Wait, it was a completely different hat than yesterday.

“Senior Copper Trigram, good morning,” Song Shuhang said and waved his hand.

“Good morning to you, little friend Song Shuhang. There is a source of water hundred meters to the right. You can wash your face and rinse your mouth there before eating,” Copper Trigram said without turning his head.

“Thank you very much, Senior,” Song Shuhang replied unconsciously. Then, he proceeded toward the right with a sleepy face.

But after taking two steps, his body stiffened—he felt that there was something wrong with this situation…

There was something wrong with Senior Copper Trigram’s voice. That voice just now was very delicate and soft, just like that of a girl…?

Song Shuhang quickly turned his head, looking toward the barbecue grill.

Just as before, Senior Copper Trigram was wearing a sleeveless white undershirt, a cowboy hat, and jean shorts.

However, there was a big swelling on his chest, so big that it made one feel shocked. The swelling propped the sleeveless white undershirt up, turning it into a cropped top.

There was also that slim and slender waist…

And those tight-fitting jean shorts were revealing two beautiful and slender white legs…

Finally, the face. A broad forehead and pretty eyebrows, coupled with a radiant smile and beautiful eyes, as well as a red dot between her eyebrows.

It was a girl!

“Senior Copper Trigram?” Song Shuhang pointed at the girl and said in astonishment.

“Eh? You haven’t gone to wash your face yet?” Immortal Master Copper Trigram raised her head and revealed a brilliant smile. It was a beautiful smile, beautiful enough to cause the downfall of a nation.

“Senior, what’s the deal with your appearance?” Song Shuhang said in shock. I just went to sleep, and Immortal Master Copper Trigram changed from a boorish stout man into a beautiful fairy maiden?!

Has the world gone mad?

Or perhaps I’m still dreaming?

“Oh, so it’s about my appearance!” Immortal Master Copper Trigram said with a faint smile. “This is a disguising technique! You have been in the Nine Provinces Number One Group for quite some time now, you must have heard about my incredible disguising technique!”

Oh, a disguising technique. I have indeed heard about Senior Copper Trigram’s disguising technique in the group chat earlier…

But Senior, your current state can hardly be explained with a mere disguising technique!

“Senior, disguising techniques can even change the structure of the body?” Song Shuhang ridiculed. “This is already a shapeshifting technique! The change is just too great!”

Where did those huge breasts come from? And that slim waist? And those slender white legs too…

“It’s a disguising technique combined with a bone shrinking technique! As far as I’m concerned, changing body structure and looks is very easy!” Immortal Master Copper Trigram said self-satisfied.

Then, she put the barbecue tongs down and let Song Shuhang have a good look at her beautiful body— she put her right arm behind her back, reaching with it around her waist from the left to caress the side of her navel in a sensual pose.¹ Oh, yeah~ this super disguising technique was truly wondrous!

“Senior, wait a moment. Let me calm down a bit.” Song Shuhang rubbed his temples, his eyes, and also his face.

Then, he looked at Copper Trigram once more.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram brightly smiled.

Song Shuhang performed the above mentioned set of actions once more and looked at Immortal Master Copper Trigram again, asking, “Senior, can you tell me what is your actual gender?”

“This is a secret!” Immortal Master Copper Trigram said self-satisfied. “In the Nine Provinces Number One Group, no one knows about my real gender or appearance! Hehehe~”

Senior, this is hardly something you should be proud of!

No wonder Northern River’s Loose Cultivator was unable to find Immortal Master Copper Trigram when they agreed to battle on the summit of the forbidden city three months earlier.

Not only their appearance, but even their body structure and aura would also change. This disguising technique was simply a BUG! It was like suddenly changing the actor of a TV show without any prior notice. How would you even recognize them?

Speaking of which, the new battle on the summit of the forbidden city would be held in around one month later…

Song Shuhang was planning to buy plane tickets and go to Beijing; he didn’t want to miss this great battle.

Wait… we’re getting sidetracked!

Song Shuhang shook his head and said, “Senior, why did you suddenly change into a woman?”

“Why I changed into a woman?” Immortal Master Copper Trigram put her finger on her lips and said with a smile, “Because of Venerable White of course!”

“?” Song Shuhang had a confused expression on his face.

“Don’t you find it dangerous to face Venerable White as a male? I always feel that my view of the world would get distorted when I’m around him. Such being the case, I just need to turn into a woman and I won’t have to worry about that, right? I feel that I have a certain immunity toward Venerable White in this state!” Immortal Master Copper Trigram said self-satisfied.

Song Shuhang silently nodded.

Then, he gave Immortal Master Copper Trigram the thumbs up and brightly smiled, his white teeth shone in the sunlight with a ‘ding’ sound in the background.

Afterward, he added, “Senior White, good morning.”

“Good morning to you.” A calm voice transmitted from behind Copper Trigram.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram stiffly turned her head.

He saw that Venerable White was squatting not too far from her, playing with the ants on the ground.

There were more than thirty ants that were continuously crawling within Senior White’s fingers’ range. Whenever they were about to crawl out of the range, Venerable White would gently poke them, making them return to their previous position.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram swallowed a mouthful of saliva. Senior White was worthily a Seventh Stage Venerable. He got so close, and she didn’t notice it in the slightest.

As though he had noticed Copper Trigram’s gaze, Venerable White turned his head and nodded at her. “Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram, good morning to you too.”

After saying this much, he stretched his finger and poked to death one of those small and cute ants on the ground.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram immediately had tears streaming down her face.