Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Shiet, I forgot to use the shapeshifting brooch on myself! Song Shuhang shouted inwardly.

He could well imagine how f*cking shocked Tubo was going to be after seeing the exaggerated and explosive muscles of his body.

Wait, that was inappropriate. He should have just said ‘shocked’, without the ‘f*cking’ part. Recently, the country promoted the usage of more cultured words so that everyone would become more polite in the future.

Anyway… how was he supposed to explain to his friend the origin of these explosive muscles?

Should he tell him the truth? No, that was absolutely impossible! If he were to tell Tubo that he had developed these muscles after spitting silk and spinning a cocoon, his friend might start thinking that he had mental issues.

In that case, should he blame that company selling health care products?

‘Since after taking the newly developed medicine of a certain health care company, my waist and legs stopped hurting, and my whole body started to brim with energy. I can now run up to the thirteenth floor in one go, and after taking the medicine for one month, the muscles of my body became like this.’

No, that was inappropriate as well.

Just as Song Shuhang was in a dilemma, Fairy Dongfang Six’s voice was transmitted from behind. “Shuhang, why are you still wearing that muscle stage props? Don’t you feel hot? You should take it off already.” Fairy Dongfang Six winked at Song Shuhang as she was speaking.

“Ahaha… since Tubo suddenly knocked on the door, I ran over to open the door and forgot to take the stage props off my body,” Song Shuhang said with a smile.

Fairy Dongfang Six, well done.

So it was some stage props from the movie…? No wonder it looked so strange… Lin Tubo secretly nodded his head.

But in the next moment, he felt that there was something wrong with this situation.

He carefully watched Fairy Dongfang Six, who was standing behind Song Shuhang.

Fairy Dongfang Six had a tall and slender build. Additionally, she practiced the ❮Nine Bewitching Dance Steps❯ cultivation technique, and was very good at dancing. As such, her body shape could be regarded as perfect.

However, even more importantly… what was this beautiful woman doing in Song Shuhang’s room so late at night?

Was it possible that the story was moving toward the lone dog plot again? The poor lone dog was also a dog; one had to show him some love!

Lin Tubo hadn’t finished sighing with emotion that another girl came out of Song Shuhang’s room. This time, it was a beautiful mature woman. It was Yu Jiaojiao, who had assumed her mother’s appearance. “Shuhang, come over. I will help you take off the muscle stage props.”

“Alright, thanks.” Song Shuhang quickly ran toward Yu Jiaojiao. “Tubo, wait a moment. I will take off this thing first.”

“S-sure.” Lin Tubo nodded his head.

Two girls? Was Shuhang trying to doubly oppress the poor lone dog?

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After a short time, Song Shuhang magically changed his appearance, and headed out together with Lin Tubo, strolling on the roads of the holiday residence.

On the way, Lin Tubo couldn’t resist anymore, and asked, “Shuhang, what’s your relationship with Miss Yu Jiaojiao, as well as that other girl, Miss Dongfang?”

“We are just friends, and our relationship isn’t as complicated as you might think. The reason they came over this evening was to try out the stage props,” Song Shuhang said with a smile. “Right, you said that you got left alone tonight? What was that about, what happened?”

“About that… oh, the life of a single man is truly unbearable!” Lin Tubo sighed with emotion, and said, “Do you remember that I was helping my younger cousin with his second grade’s summer assignments a few days ago?”

“Yes, I remember.” Song Shuhang nodded his head. The title of the school assignments Tubo was finishing back then, [Winter and Summer School Assignments—Elementary School’s Second Year—Language and Literature], left a deep impression on his mind.

Lin Tubo sighed with emotion, and continued, “Today, that brat asked me to help him again with some school assignments. As such, I asked him, ‘Didn’t I help you finish your summer school assignments already?’… do you know what his reply was? He said, ‘This time, I need your help to finish my girlfriend’s summer school assignments. She is in the fourth grade, and I don’t know how to help her with her assignments. Therefore, I can only ask for your help’. At that time, I was so angry that I felt like hurling the phone away!”

That brat struck down Lin Tubo, this lone dog, in an especially innovative and refreshing way.

“Afterward, I couldn’t get sleep anymore. As such, I decided to look for you guys to chat a bit in order to mend my wounded heart. At first, I thought of looking for Yangde, but that guy is too much of a heavy sleeper, and didn’t wake up. As for Gao Moumou, that winner in life, I didn’t consider him in the first place. Therefore, I could look only for you, Shuhang,” Tubo said.

Song Shuhang made a hollow laugh. “Ahahaha.” Shuhang was now clear as to what was going on. This lone dog thing was just an excuse. The truth was that Lin Tubo couldn’t fall asleep, and just wanted someone to accompany him for a stroll.

“Right. Shuhang, you have been acting all mysterious lately. Have you secretly gotten yourself a girlfriend or something?” Tubo asked.

From what he remembered, Song Shuhang had started to act strangely since the time the last semester was about to end. He would often mysteriously disappear at night, and he wouldn’t appear at lunch hour, either.

In addition, the number of Shuhang’s eccentric friends was also increasing steadily.

For example, that rich ‘master of the island’ they met on that island abroad… or when they shot the movie this time, a large number of handsome men and beautiful women that were his friends came over from God knew where.

Therefore, he felt that Song Shuhang had gotten somewhat mysterious lately.

“Ahahaha.” Song Shuhang laughed, and said, “Girlfriend, eh? How should I explain it… our relationship hasn’t been finalized yet.”

“As expected, you are about to leave the lone dog team?”

“Things haven’t advanced to that point yet. We are still experimenting, and we can’t be considered as lovers, either,” Song Shuhang replied.

“Unrequited love?” Tubo patted his chest, and said, “If you want, you can talk about the situation of the opposite party to me. I can give you a few suggestions and make this beautiful woman fall into your arms. Although I’m still a lone dog, I’ve managed to put several pairs of lovers together.”

“There is no rush. Things between us haven’t reached that point yet,” Song Shuhang replied.

As coincidence would have it, a figure sitting in a daze on top of a roof happened to hear the conversation between Song Shuhang and Lin Tubo.

The eyes of the figure turned around, and the corner of their mouth rose.

Soon after, the figure took out a cosmetic case and applied some make-up before jumping down from the roof.

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Song Shuhang accompanied Lin Tubo, and they strolled all around the holiday residence as they discussed a vast range of topics.

But right at this time, a slender figure slowly approached them from the front. The figure had yet to get close to them that a sweet aroma arrived first.

Song Shuhang and Lin Tubo couldn’t help but raise their heads and glance in the direction of the figure.

Thanks to the moonlight, they saw that a pretty woman wearing a white skirt was standing in front of them.

She was wearing a small circular hat, and her long blue hair reached up to her calves. Her hair was very long and dense, and looked very soft. It felt as though a cloak was draped over her shoulders.

Her skin was as white as snow, and she looked like a person of both Chinese and Caucasian origin. Her exquisite facial features resembled that of an Oriental person, but her build resembled that of a Westerner.

Her eyelashes were also blue and very long, quite eye-catching. Additionally, she was wearing two white-colored super high heels, which made her look even taller and more slender.

“Is that cosplay?” Lin Tubo asked out of curiosity.

The opposite party had blue hair and blue eyelashes, and looked the same as a pretty doll. There was no way a normal person could have blue-colored hair naturally.

Lin Tubo’s voice had hardly faded that the beautiful woman with blue hair arrived in front of Song Shuhang with an elegant walk.

“Dear~ I’ve finally found you.” The voice of the blue-haired woman had a slight trace of arrogance and coldness, but it was also gentle and sweet.

“?” Song Shuhang was confused.

“!” Lin Tubo was shocked.

The beautiful blue-haired woman pouted her lips, and said, “Dear~ how come you ran up to this place. I’ve been looking for you for a long, long time.”

“I’m… I’m sorry. But you must have mistaken me for someone else, Se— Miss,” Song Shuhang said hastily.

“Nasty Shuhang.” The blue-haired woman stretched out her fingers, and pinched Song Shuhang’s chin, her breath like orchids. “It’s already late, isn’t it? Should we have a midnight snack? Or perhaps… you prefer to eat me first?”

After saying this much, the beautiful blue-haired woman provocatively licked her lips.

Song Shuhang was fu— no, just dumbfounded.

The nearby Lin Tubo was also dumbfounded.

After a short moment, Tubo patted Song Shuhang’s shoulder, and said, “Shuhang, your elder brother remembered that he has something to do. Therefore, I will take my leave first. I wish you to have a lot of fun tonight.”

“Tubo, wait a moment. I don’t even know who this person is! You have to believe me!” Song Shuhang said hurriedly.

But just as he was speaking, the beautiful blue-haired woman took a step forward and acted like a spoiled child, coiling both her arms around Song Shuhang’s arm and narrowing her eyes, revealing a sweet smile on her face.

Lin Tubo said, “Shuhang, thank you for accompanying me for so long. But there is no need to worry about me. I just happen to feel sleepy. Bye~”

The blue-haired woman smiled and waved her hand at Lin Tubo. “Bye~”

“…” Song Shuhang.

“Sister-in-law, remember to take care of our Shuhang properly.” Lin Tubo swiftly waved his hand jogged away, leaving the place.

Nowadays, gurus had devised more and more incredible methods to oppress poor lone dogs.

If one wasn’t careful, the opposite party would show their love publicly and feed the poor lone dog some sweet dog food.

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Once Lin Tubo had left…

Song Shuhang didn’t know whether to laugh or cry as he glanced at the beautiful blue-haired woman glued to his arm. “Senior, there is no need to keep pretending. Tubo has already left.”

Song Shuhang could feel a huge amount of spiritual energy coming from the body of this senior. The strength of her aura wasn’t inferior to that of Northern River’s. In other words, she was a cultivator at the peak of the Fifth Stage Spiritual Emperor Realm.

He knew that the opposite party wasn’t a senior of the Nine Provinces Number One Group. He had already seen all the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group that had come over for the shooting of the movie, and he didn’t see any blue-haired female cultivator.

However, the opposite party even knew his name… in that case, was it possible that she was one of Senior Xian Gong’s helpers?

“Hehehe, little friend Shuhang is truly heartless~” The beautiful blue-haired woman smiled badly.

Song Shuhang said, “Senior, we aren’t shooting the movie at this time, and there is no need for you to display your acting skills.”

“But it was very amusing, ahahaha.” The beautiful blue-haired woman took her arms back and winked.

“…” Song Shuhang.

“Did you get angry?” the beautiful blue-haired woman asked.

The corner of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched.

“Really~ you can’t even take a joke, can you?” The beautiful blue-haired woman sighed, and then said after pondering for a moment, “In that case, how about this~ I will offer you an apology, alright? Is there something you wish to know?”

“If there is something I wish to know…? Within what range?” Song Shuhang asked. There were many things he wished to know, but within which range could the opposite party provide information?

The beautiful blue-haired woman pondered for a moment, and replied, “Which range, huh? A very wide one! But if there is any person or thing you are worried about, I can tell you whether or not they are safe.”

She can tell me whether the people I care about are safe or not?

Song Shuhang pondered for a moment, and had a sudden idea. “In that case, can I ask if my ghost spirit is safe?”

“You want to know if your ghost spirit is safe? Very well, look at me now.” The beautiful blue-haired woman took out a turtle shell.

“…” Song Shuhang.

F*****ck!