Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 792: We will advertise so much that we’ll reach the corners of the bathrooms too!

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

The time to witness a miracle had come!

Since his Lotus Blossoming Tongue extraordinary skill had now advanced in rank, would he be able to condense four ‘Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seeds’ after eating a blade of ‘Saber Intent Condensing Grass’?

If that was possible, he wouldn’t waste the lotus seeds he’d eaten just now. Obtaining four ‘Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seeds’ in exchange for one blade of ‘Saber Intent Condensing Grass’ would be a big profit for him.

On the other hand, if it wasn’t possible… he would totally waste those five seeds of the Virtuous Golden Lotus, suffering a big loss.

Song Shuhang grabbed the blade of ‘Saber Intent Condensing Grass’ and took a deep breath. In the next moment, he swallowed it down into his belly.

He had already mentally prepared himself before making this attempt to eat the blade of grass, but the pain of having his stomach cut by a blade still made him broke out in a cold sweat.

It’s so goddamn painful! Next time, it’s better if I buy some special medicinal liquid from Medicine Master before eating the blades of ‘Saber Intent Condensing Grass’. At least, I can lessen the pain that way , Song Shuhang thought to himself.

Just as he was in deep thought, his tongue shook slightly, and the ‘Lotus Blossoming Tongue’ extraordinary skill automatically activated. Song Shuhang took a deep breath, and four white lotus flowers appeared before his eyes.

It was really happening!

Song Shuhang had actually succeeded, and when his ‘Lotus Blossoming Tongue’ skill automatically activated earlier, the piercing pain he’d felt in his throat disappeared!

Song Shuhang rubbed his throat, and then stretched out his hand, poking the lotus flowers and issuing the order to deactivate the ‘Lotus Blossoming Tongue’ extraordinary skill.

Just like the last time, the white lotus flowers didn’t disappear after the effects of the extraordinary skill were relieved. Instead, their lotus petals fell one after another… until only a lotus seed was left behind.

Four lotus flowers and four lotus seeds! He could feel the presence of ‘saber intent’ in all the lotus seeds.

“It was a success.” Song Shuhang secretly clenched his fists.

He had obtained four ‘Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seeds’!

Obtaining four ‘Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seeds’ from one blade of ‘Saber Intent Condensing Grass’ meant that he had profited big time!

Just as this thought flashed through Song Shuhang’s mind, the largest of the four lotus seeds slightly shone. Immediately after, it attracted the other three lotus seeds over just as though it was a magnet, and the other three were now glued to its surface.

A beam of light flashed again.

Afterward, the four lotus seeds combined into a single seed, whose size had increased, doubling.

“…” Song Shuhang.

What the hell?!

Why the f*ck did they combine?!

Wasn’t it fine to have four separated lotus seeds? Why did they have to combine into one?!

Song Shuhang wanted to cry but had no tears as he held that large lotus seed in his hand.

After pondering for a moment, he squeezed the lotus seed between his fingers and swallowed it down.

He was curious to see what was special about this particular lotus seed born from the combination of four ‘Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seeds’.

In the water ladle, Lady Onion was making bubbles and fantasizing about the story of [Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber’s sudden death, and the allocation of his billion dollars’ worth of property].

Although Song Shuhang was just a small cultivator of the Third Stage, he had a lot of treasures with him~

“It’s delicious!” Song Shuhang sighed with emotion, and then said, “It’s even better than the ‘immortal dishes’ that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue cooked for us the last time!”

When Lady Onion—who was originally fantasizing about the story of [Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber’s sudden death]—heard Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s name, her whole green onion body shook!

She’d just remembered about a certain matter… if they really went to calculate [Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber’s billion dollars worth property]… wouldn’t her cute and lovely self also be included?

If Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber were to die suddenly, wouldn’t she be considered a part of his property as well, and handed down to someone? And if she ended up in Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s hands… wouldn’t her green onion life come to an end?

“Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Saber, you can’t die just yet! You must keep living!” Lady Onion suddenly screamed from her water ladle.

“…” Song Shuhang.

Do you think I won’t use the ‘green onion unsheathing’ skill in a fit of rage?!

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After Song Shuhang glared at her, Lady Onion made a hollow laugh and shrank inside the water ladle, continuing to make bubbles.

The corner of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. Afterward, he closed his eyes and began to savor the wonders of the ‘Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seed’.

Aside from being super delicious, the lotus seed also released a streak of gentle ‘saber intent’ after ending up in Song Shuhang’s belly, which then merged with his body.

In the next moment, Song Shuhang felt as if he had suddenly attained enlightenment, and a lot of things about ‘saber intent’ that he didn’t find too clear before were now completely within his grasp.

When he’d first learned Daoist Priest Scarlet Heaven’s ❮Heaven Burning Flaming Saber Technique❯, he had ‘seen’ the threshold of saber intent, and now, his comprehension of ‘saber intent’ had advanced of another step.

As long as I keep eating these ‘Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seeds’, I’ll be able to comprehend ‘saber intent’ very soon! Song Shuhang thought to himself.

The effects of the ‘Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seed’ weren’t over just yet, and Song Shuhang’s comprehension of ‘saber intent’ was getting deeper and deeper. Now, he was also much clearer as to how to condense his own ‘saber intent’.

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When Song Shuhang opened his eyes again, he discovered that it was already dark outside.

“Eh? How much time has passed since I ate the ‘Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seed’?” Song Shuhang asked. They were about to eat dinner earlier, and it was still bright outside. Then, in the time it took him to close his eyes and open them again, it had already become dark?

In the water ladle, Lady Onion was still making bubbles as she listlessly replied, “Around three hours.”

“This long? Have the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group left already?” Song Shuhang quickly got out of the large bathtub.

“Splash, splash, splash~”

At this time, he still had Hulk’s build, and when he got up, all the water in the bathtub was overturned~ Lady Onion’s small water ladle was like a lonely boat amidst the mighty waves, ready to capsize at any moment.

“Woah! Why didn’t you tell me that you were about to get up! At least I would have mentally prepared myself!” Lady Onion shouted. With great difficulty, the waves in the bathtub finally subsided. Lady Onion grabbed onto the water ladle and said, “During this period of time, Venerable White and True Monarch Yellow Mountain came to look for you, but since you were comprehending your saber intent, they decided not to disturb you. Afterward, that monster fish called ‘Yu Jiaojiao’ and that other girl called Su Clan’s Sixteen also came to take a look at you. Then, they all left.”

Song Shuhang forced a smile, and said, “I didn’t think that it would take me so long to comprehend the saber intent after eating that ‘Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seed’. If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have swallowed it down immediately.”

When he saw Venerable White eating the ‘Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seed’ back then, Senior White closed his eyes for just a moment to inspect the saber intent. As such, he hadn’t expected that it would take him three hours to comprehend this little bit of saber intent.

However, the results were nonetheless excellent.

At this time, his understanding of saber intent had increased by a notch. If earlier he was just someone that had seen the threshold of saber intent, now he was someone with one foot above the threshold of saber intent!

Song Shuhang arrived in front of the mirror.

In the mirror, he saw that his muscles had deflated a bit. Moreover, the green color covering his skin had been washed away as well.

Song Shuhang secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

He was afraid that his ‘Hulk skin’ was going to turn into his default skin. Had that happened, he would have had no choice but to use an illusory technique every time he met his family members or friends.

Afterward, he took the daoist robe out of his size-reducing purse and donned it. As for that cosmos bag he had borrowed from True Monarch Yellow Mountain earlier, he had already returned it.

Next, he also wore that ‘shapeshifting brooch’ and activated its illusory technique. Now, in the eyes of others, it appeared as if he had returned to normal.

“Let’s go look for the seniors, and while we are at it, let’s take a look at how the editing of the movie is proceeding,” Song Shuhang said with a smile.

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Song Shuhang got out of the room and took the elevator downstairs.

It was at this time that he discovered that he was inside a company related to movies.

The name of the company was inscribed outside the large multi-storied building he was residing in with cubital letters—[Yellow Mountain’s Movie Making Limited Company.]

It took him just a glance to determine that it was a movie company under True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s name.

After going downstairs, Song Shuhang heard the sound of singing coming from afar. The sound was very light, and he wouldn’t have heard it if not for his incredible hearing.

After listening to the voice, he discovered that it was likely Su Clan’s Sixteen’s voice.

Thereupon, Song Shuhang followed the sound of her voice and arrived in front of the recording studio of the company.

So they were in the recording studio… no wonder the voice was so low.

Along the way, no one tried to stop him.

At this time, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, Venerable White, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator, and other seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were all gathered in the control room of the recording studio.

Fairy Lychee was playing the piano and True Monarch White Crane the drums, producing a simple dub background music.

Su Clan’s Sixteen, whose small face was slightly red, was singing a song.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain looked at Song Shuhang with a smile, and said, “Little friend Shuhang, you’ve finally woken up?”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t think that it would take me three hours to comprehend the saber intent after eating that ‘Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seed’,” Song Shuhang said, somewhat embarrassed. “Senior Yellow Mountain, what are you guys doing at this time?”

“We are singing the theme song of the movie! It’s precisely that song that Dharma King Creation specifically wrote for us. When the time comes, we can use it to advertise the movie. Right, the trailer of the movie is also ready, and the overall result was pretty good. Director Jacob said that they hardly had to add any special effects in the post-production phase and directly put together the parts that made up the trailer. After a few days, Fellow Daoist Spirit Butterfly and I, as well as a few other fellow daoists, will join forces and advertise the movie all over the world,” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said.

“You want to advertise the movie all over the world? Do we really have to do that?” Song Shuhang asked.

“We have to~ It’s a movie that the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group shot after joining hands. Therefore, we must advertise the movie to each corner of the world. Even if people are going to the bathroom, they must see the ad of our movie!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said, full of confidence. “In addition, True Monarch White Crane will be in charge of the operations in the West. At the appointed time, the movie will be simultaneously screened in China and several other countries in the world.”

Song Shuhang could only silently nod.

At the same time, Su Clan’s Sixteen’s melodious voice echoed in his ears.

[Love and hate mix together~

Time is merciless and swallows down all promises~

Sadness conceals itself within disasters~

I raise the sword and wash away my make-up. I have no regrets… and if there is a next life, I will climb up to the highest tower in the sky together with you, and overlook the flourishing world with a smile~]

“The song is pretty good,” Song Shuhang said.

“Indeed. It’s a pity, though. Sixteen’s voice is a little bit too melodious,” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said as he held his chin. A song that was little more cheerful would have suited Sixteen better.

Song Shuhang nodded his head and looked at Senior White. Senior White was currently holding a book in his hand and was engrossed in it.

“Senior White, what are you looking at?” Song Shuhang asked out of curiosity.