Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

If it was about giving Northern River's Loose Cultivator pressure, the fellow daoists of the group couldn't immediately think of someone suitable for the task...

After all, Northern River's Loose Cultivator had no particular enemies in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

In the capacity of the always online holy warrior of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, Northern River had a very good relationship with the people there. Aside from Immortal Master Copper Trigram, he happily conversed with everyone else.

In addition, Northern River's Loose Cultivator didn't have a wife, either. Although there were some rumors about Northern River liking a girl in the past, no one in the group knew how she looked or who she was.

In short, he had no enemies to speak of, nor a dao companion he was concerned about or loved. Such being the case, the only people that could make him feel pressure were the old seniors in the world of cultivators... or Venerable White, who had devastating luck and charm.

Hmm, the best choice would be Senior White's old version—the one whose charm was out of control, True Monarch White.

When he was still 'True Monarch White', Senior White indeed brought great pressure to all the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

"Why are you looking at me?" Venerable White asked in puzzlement.

"It's nothing, it's nothing." The various fellow daoists laughed and turned their heads around, looking at Immortal Master Copper Trigram, whose body was now covered with a plain white cloth, on the summit of the forbidden city.

That shady fortune teller wasn't really planning to disguise as Venerable White, right?

If he disguised as Venerable White, he would indeed bring Northern River's Loose Cultivator great pressure during the battle... but it was more likely that Venerable White would send him flying through the Milky Way first.

"Actually, it's not certain that the shady fortune teller will disguise as Fellow Daoist White. Aside from Fellow Daoist White, little friend Shuhang is also a pretty good choice," True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon said with a smile.

Song Shuhang was the most junior cultivator added to the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

While facing a junior like Song Shuhang, perhaps there was a chance Northern River's Loose Cultivator might unwittingly restrain his power?

After hearing these words, the corner of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. He had recalled that a few days ago Immortal Master Copper Trigram assumed his appearance and performed some shady divinations in Beijing's streets before getting chased by a horde of people.

But right at this time, Young Master Phoenix Slayer's eyes lit up. "It moved. The white cloth is coming off. The shady fortune teller finished applying make-up!"

"Whoosh~"

The plain white cloth was removed, and what appeared before everyone's eyes was a petite figure with short hair.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram still managed to retain his reason, and didn't disguise as Venerable White. After all, that was a death-seeking behavior. Immortal Master Copper Trigram had to admit that there was still some disparity between him and Thrice Reckless, and he didn't like to be that reckless.

At the same time, he didn't disguise as Song Shuhang, either. Copper Trigram felt that there was no affinity between him and little friend Song Shuhang. Whenever he disguised as little friend Song Shuhang, something bad would happen, and he was forced to act as a shield, blocking all the incoming arrows in little friend Shuhang's stead.

As such, Immortal Master Copper Trigram ultimately decided to disguise as… Su Clan's Sixteen.

A headful of pitch-black hair and a height of 1.5 meters—even without applying make-up, she looked very pretty.

In the next moment, Immortal Master Copper Trigram imitated Sixteen and slightly furrowed his brows, making a disgusted face. Whenever Su Clan's Sixteen made a disgusted face, she looked even more adorable.

This cute tsundere-like behavior was the same as Su Clan's Sixteen's. After witnessing it, one felt as though they had met the real Sixteen.

Below, Song Shuhang opened his eyes wide.

He had just discovered something scary. If not for the fact that Immortal Master Copper Trigram had disguised as Su Clan's Sixteen in front of his eyes, there was a 90% chance that he would mistake Immortal Master Copper Trigram for the real Su Clan's Sixteen.

"Cough, cough, umh." Immortal Master Copper Trigram coughed twice to adjust his voice.

Then, the fake Su Clan's Sixteen snorted. "Hmph. What an idiot busybody."

She looked the same as the real one!

Song Shuhang was KO'd.

When Copper Trigram disguised as Su Clan's Sixteen and slightly furrowed his brows, there was a still a 10% possibility that he might recognize whether she was the real one or not through certain details.

But when Copper Trigram edition Su Clan's Sixteen opened her mouth and spoke, Song Shuhang was 99.99% sure that he would have mistaken her for the real one!

Song Shuhang said, "Senior Copper Trigram's disguising technique is truly the number one demonic technique in the world!"

"I feel the same," True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon said.

"Meow~ agreed." Young Master Phoenix Slayer said.

Sunshine boy-version Medicine Master took out a video camera without anyone realizing and pointed it toward Immortal Master Copper Trigram on the summit of the forbidden city, starting to record the scene.

After that, he laughed and gave the video camera to Riverly Purple Mist. "Purple Mist, make a copy of the data in the video camera and send the content to Fellow Daoist Seven. Tell him that he doesn't need to thank us. We are always willing to help others."

"..." Young Master Phoenix Slayer.

Since becoming a sunshine boy, Medicine Master's disposition had a changed a little, becoming darker...

"Still, Copper Trigram decided to disguise as Su Clan's Sixteen in the end? Will Fellow Daoist Northern River really feel that much pressure while facing Su Clan's Sixteen?" True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon asked.

"It's possible. Earlier, Su Clan's Sixteen didn't really come to my mind, but as everyone knows, Northern River's Loose Cultivator and Su Clan's Seven are great friends, and Sixteen basically grew up under Northern River's eyes. This was the reason Northern River's Loose Cultivator was this worried when problems arose while Su Clan's Sixteen was transcending her tribulation the last time," Medicine Master said with a nod.

Riverly Purple Mist added, "In other words, from a certain perspective, Su Clan's Sixteen is like a daughter to Northern River?"

Medicine Master said, "Cough, I don't think it goes that far, but she is definitely a junior very close to him. Perhaps Northern River will really refrain from using too much strength while facing this Copper Trigram disguised as Su Clan's Sixteen."

Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, "This shady fortune teller is really sinister. Not only are his divinations evil, but his heart also is."

The fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group agreed with Phoenix Slayer's words.

Among the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, there was a young fellow daoist that felt particularly uneasy and wished he could immediately leave.

This person was none other than Immortal Master Copper Trigram's disciple, Immortal Fortune Teller Iron Trigram. At this time, he was wondering if it wasn't safer to just change teachers...

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At this time, Copper Trigram had finished copying Sixteen's voice, manner of speaking, and facial expressions.

Thereupon, the fake Su Clan's Sixteen turned her head around, and her vision fell on Song Shuhang.

Then, under everyone's eyes, the fake Su Clan's Sixteen winked at Song Shuhang, and said coyly, "Shuhang, you have to cheer for me. I'll bring victory home!"

"..." Song Shuhang.

His whole body trembled, and a chill ran down his spine.

"I feel that the shady fortune teller is getting too much into this disguising thing. Isn't he afraid that Su Clan's Seven will want his head?" Young Master Phoenix Slayer said with a smile.

Medicine Master replied, "Actually, Fellow Daoist Seven is very close to breaking through to the Sixth Stage True Monarch Realm. After Su Clan's Sixteen finishes transcending her tribulation, Fellow Daoist Seven should also go into secluded meditation. Copper Trigram probably knows about it, and is aware that Seven will be unable to look for him in the near future. This should be the reason he dared to seek death so blatantly."

Riverly Purple Mist said, "Medicine Master, I've already sent the video of Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram disguising as Sixteen to Su Clan's Seven. While I was at it, I uploaded it to the Nine Provinces Number One Group as well. That way, the fellow daoists that couldn't come will also be able to stay up to date."

"In that case, can't we just record the whole thing and then share it in the Nine Provinces Number One Group?" Medicine Master said.

Riverly Purple Mist replied, "As you wish."

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In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: "Sigh~" True Monarch felt that not going to the forbidden city to watch the battle had been the correct choice. His liver was already painful.

Eternal Fire is very tired and wants to retire: "Sigh~" Why was he unjustly implicated? Why had Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram decided to use his appearance to appear on stage? Was being too cool a problem as well now?

Su Clan's Seven: "@Northern River's Loose Cultivator, Fellow Daoist Northern River, I request you to mercilessly beat up that shady fortune teller. You don't need to feel compassion just because he disguised as Little Sixteen. Don't let him off even he begs for mercy!"

Immortal Master Copper Trigram: "Hehehehe. Seven, just look at the live broadcast in a while. The one that will get a good beating is not I, but Northern River! Stupid Northern River doesn't stand a chance against me."

Su Clan's Seven: "Let's make a bet. Does someone want to be the banker? If no one wants, I'll be the banker. The payout for Northern River beating Copper Trigram is 1 to 2, and 1 to 10 for Copper Trigram beating Northern River! We'll use spirit stones of the Fifth Stage to bet."

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: "Seven, advertising gambling is bad."

Su Clan's Seven: "..."

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: "Still, I bet 10,000 spirit stones of the Fifth Stage that Northern River will beat up Copper Trigram."

Song Shuhang: "..."

Eternal Fire is very tired and wants to retire: "Same here. I bet 10,000 spirit stones of the Fifth Stage that Northern River will beat up Copper Trigram."

All of a sudden, the Nine Provinces Number One Group became very lively.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram: "Tsk. I bet 200,000 spirit stones of the Fifth Stage on myself! When I defeat that stupid Northern River, you'll all cry."

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The moonlight was bright and clear.

Then, under the moonlight, another figure suddenly appeared on the roof charms of the Hall of Supreme Harmony.

It was Northern River's Loose Cultivator.

He didn't come over while riding a flying sword, but quietly appeared on the roof charms just as Immortal Master Copper Trigram had.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator was wearing a very simple blue-colored daoist robe. He was a loose cultivator, and he could dress as he pleased. Unlike Immortal Master Copper Trigram, he didn't have any weapon with him. He came empty-handed.

Northern River and Copper Trigram looked at each other.

They merely looked at each other, but sharp sword qi exploded between the two.

Northern River's Loose Cultivator said, "Shady fortune teller... I hope you have been well since our last meeting."

The fake Su Clan's Sixteen faintly smiled. With her melodious voice, she said, "Enough chit-chat. I've been waiting for this day for a long time. Now, it's time for the showdown!"

Northern River's Loose Cultivator coldly snorted. "Today, I won't show any mercy. I'll fight with all my strength!"

The fake Su Clan's Sixteen said, "I was thinking the same. Let's fight to our hearts' content."

Northern River's Loose Cultivator said angrily, "In that case, change your damned appearance!"

"Hehehe." The fake Su Clan's Sixteen said, "My disguising technique is part of my mind tricks. This is an all-out battle, and if you think that my current appearance is inappropriate, you have already lost to my technique!"