Epic of Caterpillar

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Because of I am on my second body here, I don't need to leave. The ones actually leaving and coming back periodically will be my family and allies.

Due to that, I must open a portal back to my Divine Realm so everyone can enter here leisurely if they want.

They'll also have to get used to two mes, the one here, and the one where I am in my divine realm, like here, where I am enjoying some tea party with Rimuru and Blooia.

Now, I also wanted to request something else before doing that to Mammon.

After eating to our heart's content, we decided to laze around, my family was walking around the manor and seeing all sorts of horrors and interesting things inside the manor of an archdemon.

Meanwhile, I was sitting in Mammon's throne while taking on a golden crown I stole from his collection, while he was sitting in my legs.

"I am the queen of the layer of greed!" I laughed.

"You're not the queen!" he said.

"Ah, shut up, let me have my moment." I said.

"Hahah! If Kireina brings a child, she'll become the queen." Said Plutus with an interested smile.

"S-Shut up you old pile of bones!" said Mammon.

"Mammon-sama, please give Kireina-sama your seed." Said Plutus.

"Will you shut up? I am going to throw you to the ocean of molten gold for a thousand years!" said Mammon, opening a portal and throwing Plutus there.

SPLASH!

Plutus, however, was unmoved by molten gold, it wasn't really anything, like bathing in lava, super easy and it often cleans impurities in the skin.

"Hahaha! My lord, thanks for the vacation!" he said, sitting over the molten gold ocean and relaxing while many around him were agonizing.

The portal closed.

"Mammon don't actually throw him for a thousand years, don't be an asshole with your friends." I said.

"Ugh, I know! I'll leave him there for an hour or two." He said.

"Anyways, I was going to ask you for a little favor~" I said while giggling cutely.

"Huh? What kind of favor are we talking about?" he asked while raising an eyebrow.

"Hehehe…"

I told him about the Drain Shrines.

"Oh… Ohh… Ohhh… OHHH?! What? You're draining the dimension's demonic energy?! Bwahahaaha! That's hilarious! If Lucifer knows, he'll fucking kill you!" laughed Mammon.

"I doubt it, he likes me." I said.

"…True, he must already know, nobody did anything, most likely you will get away with it… Ugh." Sighed Mammon.

"So I'll go make a few right about now, don't bother me until then~!" I said, as I flew away.

"Wait, what? No! Wait a second!" he cried, as he flew behind me.

At the end we flew around Hell while I make many Drain Shrines, I weas satisfied after many a tenth.

"Phew, this hits the spot, a lot of fresh demonic energy just for me." I said.

"I-I don't know but this is kind of wrong…" said Mammon.

"Don't overthink it. I got some special pass because I am your favorite." I said.

"Ugh…" he sighed. He was wearing a cute red dress as of now, with killer heels.

"You're looking stunning today, did you got that dress to go out?" I asked.

"Ugh… Yeah, I can't go out without looking pretty." He said.

"You indeed look like a beautiful girl! Good job." I said, while giving him thumbs up.

"Kyaaa~! R-Really? Hehe, I am glad~" he said, suddenly changing personality and acting like a cute girl.

"W-Wait! You're trying to make me feel good so I forget this offense!" he said.

"What offense? Hahaha…" I laughed, as I teleported back to the palace.

In there, I decided to open up a portal back to my divine realm using my Archdemon Path Jewel. Oh, I guess I also could use that to take into my true archdemoness form, but I don't really feel like it anyways.

"Huh? A portal?" asked Mammon.

"Yeah, it's a portal to my divine realm, I will leave it open basically forever here so we can come in and out whenever we want to, you don't mind, right?" I asked.

"I do! You can't do that, leaving a permanent gate to hell is wrong, the demonic energy will leak outside and it might do bad stuff." Said Mammon.

"There's a gigantic one in Genesis, what do you have to say about that one?" I asked.

"W-Well, it was made by Lucifer, its not my problem…" he said.

"Not your problem?! Then this one is not your problem either, problem solved." I said.

"…That's quite the way to put it, but you're right, it's not my problem, if something happens, its your fault and if Lucifer shows up I will pointy my finger at you." Said Mammon.

"I wonder if Lucifer would even care. Is he really in Hell? Is it hard to travel through layers?" I asked.

"Lucifer is the King, he can traveled everywhere he wants instantly." Said Mammon.

"Oooh, so if I ask "Lucifer, come to suck my cock", will he come? Pff hahaha!" I laughed.

"W-What the heck did you said?! Agh! No! H-He's actually coming! Idiot! Lucifer is actually super horny homo!" said Mammon.

"W-What?!"

FLASH!

Suddenly, a figure emerged out of nowhere right in front of me.

His figure was wondrous, handsome, perfect.

His skin was shiny, healthy white color, he was glossy as if he had been sweating.

His long, blonde hair was stunning.

His eyes were sharp and crimson red in color.

A sharp chin.

Seductive eyes, big eyelashes.

A feminine yet masculine appearance.

Six red-colored feathered wings adorned his back.

He only wore a red toga around his hips.

he had two large black horns growing from his forehead.

"Kireina, did you call me? I've been simply looking because I really didn't wanted to disturb your vibe… But if you're offering me such a treat, I will gladly take it." he said.

"L-Lucifer?!"

This is actually the worst possible way I could had ever introduced Lucifer to my life.

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