Epic of Caterpillar

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Lucifer had just emerged before me.

What the heck do I do?

How do I told him "No, don't suck my cock, it was a joke".

Actually I should tell him that, right?

Eh? He's getting closer…

"Yes, I am Lucifer. This is the first time we meet but I feel like I've always know you. Kireina. You're an interesting being all across the Universe, my heart has been captivated by both your beauty and acts since I learned of your existence." He said, looking at me from above, he was almost three meters tall, a massive stud.

And he began to kneel.

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"WAIT! Why is he kneeling?!" I asked.

"Because he's actually going to do it! I told you this bastard was a massive homo! He's actually going to give you… a thing!" said Mammon.

"Okay Lucifer, stop! Stop! It was a joke! I'm sorry!" I cried. Lucifer stopped right before he was about to lower down my panties.

"Ah, what a drag… Well, I knew it was a joke, but I was hoping you would admit it after I began." He said.

"Why are you so gay?" asked Mammon

"…? I am not? Kireina is clearly a woman to me! What is wrong with a girl's dick?" he asked.

"Ah… Well, I am nobody to talk about it, sorry. I got a bit heated up for the moment." Said Mammon.

Lucifer sighed as he stood up looking at both of us done.

I had not realized it but his whole presence was overwhelming.

It felt as if he was in another level completely.

By just looking at his aura, my entire sense of reality warped around, bizarrely.

He was really a Son of God.

Mammon was too, but Lucifer… it was said he was the most perfect of them all.

"So? Should I go back? Ah, am I ruining the mood and power scaling stuff? S-Sorry, I am going back, think like I never came here." He said.

"No, wait! Stay." I said.

"Huh? R-Really?" he asked while blushing.

"Yes… Stay." I said, as I touched his hand.

"K-Kireina…" Lucifer muttered while blushing, he looked at my eyes as his eyes sparkled brightly, as if countless galaxies were exploding.

"Uwah! Find a room first, you pair of degenerates!" cried Mammon.

"I am just trying to calm him! Anyways, Lucifer, do you not mind what I did?" I asked.

"Yeah, I don't give a damn, this is a dimension that is already sucking energy from other dimensions." Said Lucifer.

"I see… Anyways… Erm… T-This is a bit much but, can you become my ally?" I asked.

"I've been for a while, but what I can do for you is limited, at the very least I haven't tried to kill you like my good friend the System Master always is asking me to do, ahahaha! He's really a handful! Oh, by the way, he's been trying to contact you all this time, but you really don't respond, do you hate him so much? As a friend, I'll have to ask you if you could answer his calls… Well, its fine if you don't want to." He said.

"Why are you so chill? I thought Lucifer would be a being way more above everyone." I said.

"Above everyone? Hah! If anything I am the one below everyone, I am the greatest sinner after all." He said.

"Oh?!" I asked.

"Formalities? That's not something the King of Hell does. I am literally the Sin of Pride! I can do whatever I want, and I will be prideful of it. I indulge in all sins, and do all I want, at any time, at any place. But usually, I am a good person." He said.

"R-Really? You're not going to backstab me later? You seem like that kind of character." I said.

"Oh no, no, no! I would never! Kireina, you and I… are so similar! I feel like you really just fill my other half." Said Lucifer.

"Ugh… I feel like I am being overshadowed now…" sighed Mammon.

"Of course not, my friend, you can also come, let's do a quick orgy to relax and get things together." Said Lucifer.

"You're really horny." I said.

"Not really! I just find it fun." He said.

"He's horny, yeah." Said Mammon.

"I am actually nor horny! I told you. Sigh. Well, whatever. Don't worry, Kireina, I can allow you to do whatever you want, but I cannot really help you out directly, the other Princes, although not as strong as me, also got some authority here, I would be violating our friendship if I suddenly decide to make you my favorite and simp for you too hard… but I could help you directly in various things, my Avatars can help you more directly, whatsoever." He said.

"Well, thanks… I never thought someone as awesome as you would help me out so easily, I feel like I just entered easy mode." I said.

"Hmm… Not really… It wouldn't be fun if I help you all the time, right? Also, there might be conflicting interest between my friends and you, and although I can act as a middleman, I prefer to stay neutral in those conflicts…" he said.

"That seems honestly fine." I said.

"But if you want some sex…" he said.

"I-I would want some maybe, but after we know each other better, and maybe you become like my husband? How's that?" I asked. I wasn't going to miss this opportunity.

"Oooh, if I were to become such a figure, everything would change then, it would become a family thing… and I am merciless when defending my family… But I agree too, let's take time for that." He said.

"You're surprisingly reasonable for being the greatest sinner." I said.

"And you're surprisingly charming." He said, looking at me with a smile.

"Me?" I asked.

"Yes you… Now, I'll leave, I know I am breaking the vibes. You can call me if you want to chat more, bye-bye~" said Lucifer, disappearing out of here.

"SIGH…"

Both I and Mammon sighed in relief, falling over the floor.

"I told you he was… insane…" Mammon sighed.

"It was so fast, everything felt so rushed! Yet it was amazing at the same time!" I said.

"Ugh, I won't allow you to call him again here!" said Mammon.

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