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53 Official Bulletin Board 6
【What Will You Take】Summer Means Camping First Day【To a Deserted Island?】
1. Management
This is the official thread regarding the Second Official Event - Survival.
Use it as a general discussion thread regarding the event.
734. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Alright, survival begins!
735. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Everyone okaay?!
736. Shipwrecked Adventurer
If we weren’t we wouldn’t be talkin’.
737. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Well, I guess.
738. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Big waves were scary.
739. Shipwrecked Adventurer
^I feel you.
740. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So, I can’t get up… do I wait this countdown out?
741. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Probably… 4 minutes left.
742. Shipwrecked Adventurer
One minute left here.
743. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ain’t you guys fast? There’s 8 minutes here...
744. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hoon? I have two minutes.
745. Shipwrecked Adventurer
HUH? 14 minutes here though?
746. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Looks like it differs for each person… is it based on some stat?
747. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It’s…not luck, is it?
748. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I can’t deny for sure, but...
749. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I GOT UPP!
750. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That’s fast. How’s it?
751. Shipwrecked Adventurer
LOTS OF CORPSES!
752. Shipwrecked Adventurer
We ain’t dead!
753. Shipwrecked Adventurer
For now, let’s wake up peeps nearby.
754. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Sure, thanks.
755. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I did feel somewhat nasty, and it turned out to be Wet status.
756. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Yeahhh. The feel of wearing wet clothes.
757. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Oh, there’s Alf-san. Then, Princess is here too? So they were on the same ship.
758. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hooh, the Immortal group’s here, huh. I did see sis Mead.
759. Shipwrecked Adventurer
HA, an IDEA!
760. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I bet it’s something stupid.
761. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Princess clothes are SEE-THROUGH NOWW!
762. Shipwrecked Adventurer
...No comment.
763. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Are you GENIUS?!
764. Shipwrecked Adventurer
SOMEONE WAKE ME UPPPPPPPP!
765. Shipwrecked Adventurer
SO IT’S NOT JUST PRINCESS?!
766. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Riiight? You can praise me more.
767. Management
Any BAAAAD kids here~?
768. Shipwrecked Adventurer
…………
769. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I KNEW IT.
770. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Of course Management will come here, eh...
771. Shipwrecked Adventurer
By the way, Princess was already woken up by Alf-san and turned all neat with Clean.
772. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Princess and Alf-san started waking women first. Let’s do the same...
773. Shipwrecked Adventurer
DON’T DO NEEDLESS THINGSSS!
774. Management
>>773 Hahaa~~n?
775. Shipwrecked Adventurer
^too scary, lol.
776. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Princess is going around casting Clean on people. Thank you!
777. Shipwrecked Adventurer
As expected of Princess!
778. Management
I, Management, am observing you now.
779. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>>778 Thank you for your hard work.
780. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Is wake time VIT-dependent?
781. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Most likely.
782. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Looks like it. Tanks got up fast.
783. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Princess’ wishes! FIND THE FAIRIES!
784. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Fay, huh. Their VIT must be hopeless.
785. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Salamanders and Pixies, Sprites and Nightmares do stand out.
786. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Sorry, I stepped on a Nixie.
787. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Didn’t die so it’s ok. Small price to pay if still alive.
788. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Fairies and Nixies are seriously hard to find...
789. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Found Fairellen-san.
790. Shipwrecked Adventurer
...Is everyone up?
791. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Probably, ehh?
792. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Speak up if you aren’t awake yet.
793. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Can’t speak up, though!
794. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Speaking of which!
980. Shipwrecked Adventurer
DAMMIT! GUAAAHHH! Grgrlgrlgl.
981. Shipwrecked Adventurer
You ate that? Look well, it’s not even treated as an ingredient… my condolences!
982. Shipwrecked Adventurer
A guy ate a fruit and suddenly started using Arts, lol. Dat was close.
983. Shipwrecked Adventurer
There are fruits with confusion.
984. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Paralysis+Deadly Poison, are you friggin serious?!
985. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Mangos are too stronk.
986. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Wait, Management, this killing intent is too high.
987. Shipwrecked Adventurer
^That.
988. Management
Did you not learn not to put things you pick up into your mouthhh?
989. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Damn…tempts us, huh...
990. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Dammit...
991. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ah, this mushroom’s tasty.
992. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hooh?
993. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ah, wait…urp…I feel SICKKKKKKKKK. GGRLGRLGLLL.
994. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Seriously, mate. Would you normally challenge these things without identification?
995. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Even simple fruits caused the commotion above...
996. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So this is what a hero looks like...
997. Shipwrecked Adventurer
No, that’s just a dumbass...
998. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I thought it would work!
999. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Worked wonders.
1000. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Worked as you wanted. Huh? Heck, did you have it raw?
1001. Shipwrecked Adventurer
RAW’S THE BEST!!
1002. Shipwrecked Adventurer
SHADDUP.
1003. Shipwrecked Adventurer
The guy is seriously a hero for eating a mushroom without any identification...
1004. Shipwrecked Adventurer
IS THERE ANY DOCTOR AMONG PASSENGEERSS?!
1005. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Onii-san will play doctor with you, okay?
1006. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>>1005 Shaddup, get lost.
1007. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>>1005 The guy’s definitely no good.
1008. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>>1005 Mr. Management, it’s him.
1009. Management
>>1005 Call me and I appeareth - Management here.
1010. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>>1009 Heyheyheyhey, it’s still too early to panic.
1011. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ahhh! Mr. passenger! Mr. passenger don’t! AHHhh! Mr. passengeerr! AA(shortened).
1012. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>>1011 Stop making me laugh!
1013. Shipwrecked Adventurer
There’s no tomorrow if we don’t find a «Cooking» holder!
1014. Shipwrecked Adventurer
This is a serious life and death problem, it ain’t funny. THIS IS BAD!
1015. Management
I think you have all noticed, but first day has bursting names mixed in, so do your best to avoid them.
1016. Shipwrecked Adventurer
You are no human.
1017. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Food report, hurry.
1018. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Strawberries are tasty. No problem. But the other one, yer no good.
1019. Shipwrecked Adventurer
^I get you. The stench is really horrible.
1020. Shipwrecked Adventurer
When you eat a mushroom that has white hat and a red defensive fluid, you get sick like hell.
1021. Shipwrecked Adventurer
HUH? A white mushroom with red defensive fluid…?
1022. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Oh, that. I see, it’s enough to tell at a glan… HUH? You ate that RAW?
1023. Shipwrecked Adventurer
How did you even eat something that grotesque raw?!
1024. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Eating that raw makes this ol’ man surprised beyond words...
1025. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It’s the one that looks like Hydnellum peckii1… I know it...
1026. Shipwrecked Adventurer
What a hero… I’m sure just seeing it would make me lose my appetite...
1027. Shipwrecked Adventurer
But real peccki-chan did not have poison, did it?
1028. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I think Hydnellum peckii had no poison.
Well, peckii-chan was the base for it, but it’s a completely different thing.
1029. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Now that you say it.
1030. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Rather, using ones that are similar to real ones to let your guard down is really THE WORST.
1031. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Mangos are pure evil intent.
1032. Shipwrecked Adventurer
^That. You can’t move because of Paralysis while Deadly Poison eats away at your HP. If an enemy comes, you’re done for.
1462. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Thanks to the provided map we know how the island roughly looks like… and it’s smaller than I thought.
1463. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Yeah. But if you asked me if it’s small, I wouldn’t say it is.
1464. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Based on the number of ships we saw at first, quite a bit of people are participating y’know.
1465. Shipwrecked Adventurer
What about the enemies, how are they?
1466. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Strength seems to be in order of North, East, West. The sea seems to be the same as West level-wise, but the field is problematic.
1467. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Let’s shake hands with shark-type goblins in the sea!
1468. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I refuse.
1469. Shipwrecked Adventurer
A sign please! On a fish print!
1470. Shipwrecked Adventurer
FLESH PLEASE!
1471. Shipwrecked Adventurer
(Goblin’s) flesh, right?
1472. Shipwrecked Adventurer
(Your) flesh.
1473. Shipwrecked Adventurer
You’re already being eaten…
1474. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Well, let’s put fans aside. Second batch is West. North and East are 30+ so they’re hard.
1475. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Honestly, they’re hard even for the first batch. It’s better not to go there with just one PT.
1476. Shipwrecked Adventurer
More importantly, let’s swim some in the sea.
1477. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Sea is pretty, mate! Though, shark-type goblins appear sometimes.
1478. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Can you play Shar*nado with them?
1479. Shipwrecked Adventurer
There’s no chainsaw and there are no two-headed or three-headed ones either.
1480. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I’ll just go to the forest.
1481. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I feel sad.
1482. Shipwrecked Adventurer
You like shark movies that much?!
1483. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I DO!
1484. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I wonder what’s up with their popularity.
1485. Shipwrecked Adventurer
No clue.
2105. Honehone
We arrived at the lake Northwest, but it looks like a source of water so be careful nearby~.
2106. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hn? What do you mean?
2107. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So the AI is special after all?
2108. Honehone
When we went to the lake, Raptors ate a boar and then left toward North after drinking some water.
2109. Shirabesuki
That is really interesting. If the food chain works, then we should go around and investigate...
2110. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Follow on NovᴇlEnglish.nᴇtSo, you mean there’s lots of enemies near water, right.
2111. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That’s how it is.
2112. Shipwrecked Adventurer
...Enemies are spawning properly, are they?
2113. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Don’t worry, I saw one spawning.
2114. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That’s a relief.
2645. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I went to the lake Ske-san provided info about and started gathering carrots. What the hell was that? You wanna kill me?
2646. Honehone
Srsly~? What was it?
2647. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Got Area of Effect Stun (5) then laughed my ass off. Moreover, it took my MP.
2648. Honehone
A mental typee? It had no effect on us, you know...
2649. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Heck, it’s true that there’s a lot of enemies near water. Which means that if your entire party gets stunned, you’ll die won’t ya?
2650. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That’s malicious… You can tell them apart if you have «Cooking», right.
2651. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Stun was a physical type, right. Means it did not work on Immortal group, and is the MP reduction a mental ailment?
2652. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Stun (5) lasts for how many seconds?
2653. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>>2652 It was 25sec. Most likely the intensity of the Status Ailment ×5.
2654. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>>2653 That’s long as FUK?!
2655. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>>2653 They’re sadists.
2656. Shipwrecked Adventurer
You wake up right away when kicked, so it’s best to decide the victim.
2657. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Same as Sleep, huh.
2658. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Who knows… you keep harvesting carrots until you get stunned, then you get kicked and go back to work.
2659. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Definition of a slave. Thank you very much.
2660. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I don’t want to harvest any more carrots! I want to be a pretty girl’s slave!
2661. Shipwrecked Adventurer
And the one you get kicked by is the carrot itself.
2662. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>>2660 YOU ARE SENTENCED TO CARROTS.
2663. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>2661 NOOOOOOOooOoo!
2664. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Is that Siberia or something?
2665. Shipwrecked Adventurer
“Carrot Sentence”:
The prisoner continues to harvest carrots while fighting with monsters that sometimes assault him, from time to time a strange “MANDRAGORUAA!” thing is mixed among carrots. Right after pulling it out, it kicks you, and when you beat it, you lose consciousness. However, a watchman nearby kicks you awake and you have to return to work.
“MANDRAGORUAa!” itself is not strong. However, before you can do anything you get precisely kicked no matter what, which keeps pissing you off. And when you beat it, you lose consciousness.
By the way, monsters that attack you from time to time are Bears and Raptors.
2666. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That’s more horrible than I thought.
2667. Shipwrecked Adventurer
And they drop nothing.
2668. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That makes it even worse.
3742. Honehone
We arrived near the central part. It’s a grassland, there is wheat that can be harvested, but we can’t process it. Farmers hurry.
3743. Steiner
Hoh? Coming now.
3744. Cecil
A grassland in the center, huh. Will it serve as base?
3745. Honehone
It will, but there are something like scars after a battle on the ground which makes us curious.
3746. Cecil
Scars after battle, huh…? Sounds interesting, but let’s head to the center. Once we leave the dangerous zone everyone will do as they like.
3747. Honehone
Welcome.
3748. Cecil
Need to have Princess fry this meat...
4563. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Cooks, there were spices and herbs in the Eastern forest!
4564. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Oo, you serious?
4565. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Speaking of spices, Magic Spice Set 6 dropped, what’s this?
4566. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Well, obviously, a Magic Spice Set, matey.
4567. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Well, duh! That’s not what I mean!
4568. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I also had one. From the looks of the icon, it’s also 6?
4569. Shipwrecked Adventurer
And it won’t tell us what’s inside.
4570. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Screw this SE - CRE - T part! Still better than with heart, though!
4571. Shipwrecked Adventurer
SE ♡ CRE ♡ T!
4572. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Go home old man!
4573. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hey booya, you are SO ruuude!
4574. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It was that type, eh...
4575. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Well then, 4572. Farewell.
4576. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I-it can’t be.
4577. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Now that we have a sacrifice, do we have enough ingredients?
4578. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ingredients themselves are, well… we will manage, but are there enough cooks?
4579. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So that’s the bigger problem than ingredients.
4580. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It’s probably a rare drop, but a Barbecue Set dropped!
4581. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Details.
4582. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Apparently things are grilled based on the Cooking Skill of the person who opened it. Looks like the lack of cooks will be solved. There’s barbecue sauce and grilling tare included!
4583. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Srsly? That’s nice. Need to hunt… what dropped it?
4584. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It dropped from a rabbit.
4585. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Mine from a bear, so isn’t it area drop?
4586. Shipwrecked Adventurer
The island’s, or the geographical direction? West is certain at least.
4587. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Apparently there are also Sweets-Making Set and Noodle-Making Set. Those two are exclusively for cooks though.
4588. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hooh? I want one by all means. Let’s exchange with someone for a day’s worth of food supply.
4589. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Okay.
4590. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Okay.
4591. Shipwrecked Adventurer
There must be plenty of folks who’d exchange a thing they can’t use for being free of hunger for a day.
4592. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I only need one of each, you know?
9572. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Looks like all ships have joined up?
9573. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Where are you everyone?
9574. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Most are on the grassland that’s in the center of the island? I’m at the coast down South.
9575. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Exploring West.
9576. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Being chased by Wyvern NAU. Stubborn as hell, kek. SOMEONE HELP.
9577. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Pray to the first batch if it’s Wyvern.
9578. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Celebrities of the first batch are having a high time doing barbecue. Do your best.
9579. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Say location first, where.
9580. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Northwest!
9581. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ahh, FAR. Do your best.
9582. Shipwrecked Adventurer
DAMMMMMMITTT!
9583. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Is it me or does «Intuition» react to the West?
9584. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It does, doesn’t it? So it wasn’t just me.
9585. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Then, «Sensing Danger» acting up in the East, too?
9586. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So that was it after all. I wonder what is up?
9587. Shipwrecked Adventurer
There is too little information, got no clue. It just started.
14029. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Princess, takes a rest on a bed with a canopy.
14030. Shipwrecked Adventurer
CANOPY?! Heck, she’s going to sleep as early as always.
14031. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Canopy. She’s seriously a Princess. Did Primula-chan make it?
14032. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Looks like Primula and Dantel’s collab.
14033. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ahh, the cloth part.
14034. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Also, the canopy is working too hard and we can’t see her sleeping face.
14035. Shipwrecked Adventurer
DANTELL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
14036. Dantel
We went with the flow as we made it and that’s the result. IT AIN’T MY FAULTT!
18052. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It’s almost time for the date to change.
18053. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Mm-yeah.
18054. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Good job today. Let’s do our best tomorrow too.
18055. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Sure.
18056. Management
The first day has ended. From now on the thread will be read-only.
Second Day here.
【What Will You Take】Summer Means Camping Second Day【To a Deserted Island?】
1. Management
This is the official thread regarding the Second Official Event - Survival.
Use it as a general discussion thread regarding the event.
First Day here.
911. Shipwrecked Adventurer
All right, was food shared with everyone?
912. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Probably. Forget folks who don’t look here.
913. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I’m not going to go and look for them either.
3531. Shipwrecked Adventurer
SHUT UPPPPPPPPP!
3532. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Dammit! What is this foul chorus?!
3533. Shipwrecked Adventurer
This is a super noisy refreshing morning!
3534. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Define refreshing.
3535. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Well, the weather alone is nice. Sky is clear.
3536. Shipwrecked Adventurer
But what we hear is a shitty hoarse Kokekko voice.
3537. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Did something happen?
3538. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Probably an event, in the center.
3539. Shipwrecked Adventurer
A huge number of extremely considerate chickens woke us up. With hoarse voices.
3540. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Princess’ union’s recruitment name below.“WHOA! BREAKFAST IS COMIN’ RIGHT AT US?!”
3541. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Eager to eat them, lol.
3542. Shipwrecked Adventurer
RUN AWAY MR. CHICKEEN!
3543. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I vow to DELIVER them in good faith.
3544. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Go check what good faith means again.
3545. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Good faith: A feeling of acting for the sake of good of all and not for ones’ own profit.
3546. Shipwrecked Adventurer
...……Feels questionable, doesn’t it?
3547. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I vow to DELIVER them in good faith!
3548. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Looks like he has no intention to bend.
3549. Shipwrecked Adventurer
The moment you thought of having them for dinner it’s already one’s own profit I think, but certainly getting rid of the monsters that come at us is for the good of all.
3550. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Salted chickenn! Tare dumplinggss!
3551. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It was completely his own profit.
3552. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ain’t he all ready to grill those birds.
6836. Shipwrecked Adventurer
The skin is great.
6837. Shipwrecked Adventurer
And he’s eatin’ it already.
6838. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I want some alco...
6839. Shipwrecked Adventurer
You guys wanna drink on a deserted island?
6840. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Place doesn’t matter as long as you have alcohol and snacks, right?
6841. Shipwrecked Adventurer
ビールはホップから作られている。
ホップは植物である。
つまり、ビールはサラダと言える!
お前を歓迎するぜ!
6842. Shipwrecked Adventurer
HUH?
6843. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That’s lol.
6844. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Translate.
6845. Shipwrecked Adventurer
BEER IS MADE FROM HOPS.
HOPS ARE PLANTS.
THEREFORE BEER EQUALS SALAD!
YOU'RE WELCOME!
6846. Shipwrecked Adventurer
lol.
6847. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I see! I can now drink without worries!
6848. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Try saying it to your wifey.
6849. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I’m gonna get punched.
11053. Honehone
There was a PK, so be careful~.
http://********/honehone/watch********
11054. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hoon. So there are some.
11055. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ske-san, means PRINCESS TOO!
11056. Shipwrecked Adventurer
GUILTY.
11057. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That's the second batch, right?
11058. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Looks like the second batch. Heck, they’re already done for at this point?
11059. Shipwrecked Adventurer
How did this open?
11060. Honehone
A【Light Lance】came, aimed at Princess. Sure enough, it was deflected. From there starts the video.
11061. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I see. But if you aim for Princess, brute forcing with AoE should be the only choice, right…?
11062. Shipwrecked Adventurer
First of all, aiming for Immortals group is high-risk no-return, isn’t it...
11063. Shipwrecked Adventurer
^That. Even if they PK them, the chance of equipment dropping is extremely low, or heck… during this event the table is different, right?
11064. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It should be, and even if something dropped from the Immortal group, it could be only Alf-san’s sword and shield or Ske-san’s staff. Right?
11065. Shipwrecked Adventurer
And the three’s playstyle is crazy good, too. By the way, there are two whom I haven’t seen before?
11066. Honehone
We picked up ghost-type Extra twin players.
11067. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hooh! Weapon-wise one of them is a reaper, but… what is that other one?
11068. Honehone
Soul Harvester and Soul Router, apparently.
11069. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Grim Reaper is probably higher up?
11070. Shipwrecked Adventurer
What is that long stick of the router?
11071. Honehone
We think they are a reaper and ferryman combination.
11072. Shipwrecked Adventurer
By ferryman, you mean one from a boat?
11073. Shipwrecked Adventurer
In this case it’s the ferryman of the underworld...
11074. Shipwrecked Adventurer
The one who helps going past the Sanzu river, huh.
11075. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ah, they scattered items. Meaning they were kicked out of the area?
11076. Honehone
Ah, is that so?
11077. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Seems like when you die two times, you drop everything you had on you and are kicked out.
11078. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Tch!
11079. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hm~mm...
11080. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Princess’ royal guard is too scary, lol.
11081. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It really is high risk, in more ways than one...
11082. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Farewell...
11083. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ske-san, did you graduate from nude?
11084. Honehone
FUHAHAHA! I evolved and became able to wear stuff! Vestment only, though.
11085. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Going around in just a robe, that’s pervy...
11086. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So his pervo level only went up?
11087. Honehone
Look look, this PELVIS! Wonderful, isn’t it?
11088. Shipwrecked Adventurer
LOL.
11089. Shipwrecked Adventurer
KYAA, EXHIBITIONISTTT! Not. More like GYAA! Got it?
11090. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Under the coat were bones. Seriously, it’s horror.
11091. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Well, he’ll get found out because of his head.
11092. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Don’t say it.
【What Will You Take】Summer Means Camping Third Day【To a Deserted Island?】
1. Management
This is the official thread regarding the Second Official Event - Survival.
Use it as a general discussion thread regarding the event.
First Day here.
Second Day here.
4210. Shipwrecked Adventurer
A refreshing morning. It’s touching.
4211. Shipwrecked Adventurer
But pointless.
4212. Shipwrecked Adventurer
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SAY THINGS LIKE THATTTTTTT!
4213. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Didn’t you throw it out on purpose?
4214. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Naw, I actually did.
4215. Shipwrecked Adventurer
‘Dat’s great then.
4216. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Aren’t you gettin’ along.
4217. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Looks like the first batch are evolving one after another?
4218. Shipwrecked Adventurer
They are. Seems like Alf-san had no evolution though.
4219. Shipwrecked Adventurer
And Princess~?
4220. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Apparently still ahead~.
4221. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I see. Fairellen-san also kinda changed.
4222. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It’s Lightning’s Éclasídhe, she said. Most likely it’s based on lightning’s Éclair and Cat Sídhe’s Sídhe.
4223. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Makes sense. Speaking of Fay, I did meet with a Knocker.
4224. Shipwrecked Adventurer
By Knocker you mean… the one from mines?
4225. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Apparently has the highest «Mining» of all.
4226. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I see, huh.
4227. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Looked to be the cute type.
4228. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hooo? If I remember well it was a good fairy who tells people where ore veins are and where rocks will fall.
4229. Shipwrecked Adventurer
And they leave when someone sees their private life… did they make them shy to make them cuter?
4230. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Well, the cuter the better. «Mining» is quite a maniac choice for a Fay, though…
4231. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Might have been lured in by the appearance.
4232. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Speaking of which, I saw Leannán-Sídhe!
4233. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Umm… a vampire, was it?
4234. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That would be Lhiannan-Shee. Leannán-Sídhe is the one that in exchange for giving a singing talent and beautiful singing voice, takes away life essence.
4235. Shipwrecked Adventurer
A fairy that has the appearance of a young beautiful woman. When you accept Leannán-Sídhe’s love, you receive a singing talent and a beautiful voice, but die early.
4236. Shipwrecked Adventurer
What’s that, I’m envious. If she loves me and I get talent and singing voice, dying early is a trivial problem...
4237. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Also, she cannot be seen by humans other than men she gets a liking to.
4238. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That’s a trivial thing! By the way, how are they in game?
4239. Shipwrecked Adventurer
You can become one with a high «Bard». Apparently there is a bonus to it.
4240. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So it was singing and instrument play type after all.
4241. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I only saw a woman player, so I don’t know how guys are.
4242. Shipwrecked Adventurer
And the horse person also changed into a Centaur.
4243. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Aaaah, yeah he has. The spider person has also changed into Arachne.
4244. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So at 30 you unlock the humanoid version?
4245. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It’s safe to think so?
4246. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Clementia-san has turned into Alraune, too.
4247. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Inhumans are really fun (at least to look at)!
4248. Shipwrecked Adventurer
The part in brackets, right…
4249. Shipwrecked Adventurer
They’re way too quirky, ain’t they...
4250. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So, it’s been three peaceful days so far. Should I go for leveling while searching for something?
4251. Shipwrecked Adventurer
The quest is clearly telling us to investigate, isn’t it.
4252. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Speaking of forests, what about the East? Isn’t that one impossible?
4253. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I know. That number of enemies.
4254. Shipwrecked Adventurer
^That. The spawns are too many, can’t do nuffin.
4255. Shipwrecked Adventurer
We learned there’s a lot of them yesterday, today we plan to go with multiple PTs.
4256. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Sure, but don’t force it since there’s a limit of deaths.
4257. Shipwrecked Adventurer
No probs. For now we’ll bring the first batch.
8634. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Back from the East. Literally impossible, lol.
8635. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I kek’d seeing three top PT not being able get through.
8636. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Seriously? Then there’s something event-related?
8637. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That is most likely it. I think that some kind of key is necessary.
8638. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Then what’s left is North and West, huhh.
8639. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Or the sea… is prob not happenin’’.
8640. Shipwrecked Adventurer
The people who can go in it are limited, so I want to think it’s not sea. And it’s too wide.
8641. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It’s a deserted island, so it is the sea.
8642. Shipwrecked Adventurer
From the looks of the quest it means the forest, so probably West. North is nice for leveling, but it’s hard to say there is anything else there...
8643. Shipwrecked Adventurer
And the summit?
8644. Shipwrecked Adventurer
A flier apparently saw it and there was nothing. We e don’t have enough numbers in order to search hardcore, and you can’t investigate if you can’t beat Wyverns.
8645. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Them, ehh...
11205. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Nnn…? Enemy raid! Hurry and come back to the center!
11206. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Anyone’s fine, go notify team leaders or Princess!
11207. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Focus on defending until our numbers increase! DON’T DIE! DON’T LET THEM PASS! THAT’S ALL!
11208. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Can’t let our beds get destroyed dammit!!!
11209. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Instructions have come from Ultraviolet-sama.
11210. Shipwrecked Adventurer
There was UV-sama here?
11211. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>>11210 Citizen, are you dissatisfied with something?
11212. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>>11211 N-N-NOT AT ALL!
11213. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Next 11210 will do better than you have.
11214. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>>11213 This makes 11210 feel like some clone.
11215. Shipwrecked Adventurer
>> 11214 Dying too much, kek.
11216. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Speaking of which, Princess’ eyes were violet-colored.
11217. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Now that you mention it.
11218. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So, everyone? We’re having a hard time here?
11219. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Heading over. Bear it a little longer.
11220. Shipwrecked Adventurer
TAKASHIII! DON’T GO THEREEE!
11221. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It’s been a while since I saw Takashi.
11222. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Takashi… how could you leave your parents behind...
11223. Shipwrecked Adventurer
HE’S DEAD?!
11224. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Don’t kill me off like that, Mom!
11225. Shipwrecked Adventurer
TAKASHII! You were alive!
11226. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Return of a guy who was thought to be dead is a staple twist.
11227. Shipwrecked Adventurer
^Yeah.
11228. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Peeps came in droves. Looks like we’ll manage.
11229. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Blunt and fire seem to work. Water and earth are NG.
11230. Shipwrecked Adventurer
OK.
11231. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Princess also came, and Cecil-san too.
11232. Shipwrecked Adventurer
OHHH! Ske-san summoned a Lizardine!
11233. Shipwrecked Adventurer
What a main tank. Beat ‘em all up!
11234. Shipwrecked Adventurer
YEAHH!
13520. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Phew… we somehow managed.
13521. Honehone
They were just big and not all that strong? Was it hard at first when there were few of you here?
13522. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Well, yeah. They didn’t do anything particularly nasty though.
13523. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ya were safe so let’s leave it at that. Food time! My Satiety is real low!
13524. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Mm, yeah. Let’s eat and bed down.
【What Will You Take】Summer Means Camping Fourth Day【To a Deserted Island?】
1. Management
This is the official thread regarding the Second Official Event - Survival.
Use it as a general discussion thread regarding the event.
First Day here.
Second Day here.
Third Day here.
3521. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Princess is havin’ a tea party with others. Seriously a princess.
3522. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Speaking of which, there was tea in the East.
3523. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Apparently you can gather it already processed.
3524. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Sounds like some game.
3525. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It is a game.
3526. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Now, let’s think of what to do while I watch the tea party.
3527. Shipwrecked Adventurer
What need is there to watch it? Hm?
3528. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Is there a need for a reason to watch pretty girls have a tea party?
3529. Shipwrecked Adventurer
No need for any reason.
3530. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Princess said she has assist, lil’ sis is acting like usual which calms me down, but the other two really look the part...
3531. Shipwrecked Adventurer
And the remaining two are maids or something? At the very least, they don’t look like amateurs?
Follow on Novᴇl-Onlinᴇ.cᴏm3532. Shipwrecked Adventurer
No, don’t think about THAT. Think about the event. Think of what we do today.
3533. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ehhh? Aren’t pretty girls more important?
3534. Shipwrecked Adventurer
BOTH are important! That’s why we need to think of the event while watching!
3535. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It’s no use. Cute is so much justice that all my thinking moves there.
3536. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Do yer best and fight it.
3537. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I CAN’T!
3538. Shipwrecked Adventurer
C’mon...!
5312. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hmm… we’re splendidly missing the East...
5313. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Confirmed that it needs some kind of key?
5314. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Looks like it.
5315. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So it’s West after all, eh.
5316. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Nice, Verification Team. You guys sure are perverts for investigating the island’s ecosystem!
5317. Shipwrecked Adventurer
They seriously went around investigating? That’s lol.
5318. Shirabesuki
You can praise me more, you know?
5319. Shipwrecked Adventurer
As expected of a pervert!
5320. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Good job pervert.
5321. Shirabesuki
You’re welcome!
5322. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Stronk.
5323. Shipwrecked Adventurer
HEART OF STEEL.
7563. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hey, isn’t sky in South lookin’ bad?
7564. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That’s a storm...
7565. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Absit omen!
7566. Shipwrecked Adventurer
No, look at the quest? ‘s comin’?
7567. Shipwrecked Adventurer
MUST BE FUCKIN’ KIDDIN’ MEEE!
7568. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Oh SCREW you!
7569. Shipwrecked Adventurer
No wait, srsly, what are we supposed to do?
7570. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Isn’t bringing in natural disasters to survival not fair?
7571. Shipwrecked Adventurer
As expected of management. This isn’t work of human.
7572. Management
Tell this to the person in charge of the event, and Yamamoto-san who let it pass.
7573. Shipwrecked Adventurer
YAMAMOTOOOOOOOO!
7574. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Yamamotooo!
7575. Important Person
Ha ha, enjoy yourselves. In real it’s too dangerous and you can’t experience it, right?
7576. Shipwrecked Adventurer
The person himself appeared, lol.
7577. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Actin’ way too free.
7578. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Well, we need to start with countermeasures...
7579. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Guys at the shore, evacuate right away. You’ll die for sure.
7580. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Yeah. Also, mountains might be nasty.
7581. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Need to put the tent away.
7582. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Problem is where do we evacuate...
7583. Shipwrecked Adventurer
WHAT HAPPENS, HAPPENS!
7584. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I guess! There’s nothing here anyway!
13682. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Seriously Management? This is ruthless, lol.
13683. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Can’t see ahead of me...
13684. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Wind is shit, rain is shit, and thunder is also shit.
13685. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So everything is shit.
13686. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It’s not just a small problem of sounds… all of it is physically shit.
13687. Shipwrecked Adventurer
THAT WAS CLOSE!
13688. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Waaiit, lightning strikes’ damage is way too nasty.
13689. Shipwrecked Adventurer
TOOK HALF OF MY HP THOUGHHH?!
13690. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Worry not, the next one will take half of your half.
13691. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So it’s not just two shots?
13692. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Looks like there’s a special gimmick.
13693. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Looks like it varies depending on race.
13694. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Gettin’ pointlessly elaborate!
13695. Shipwrecked Adventurer
MEDIIIC! MEDIIIIC! I got hit!
13696. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I got hit, lol.
13697. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That’s one black squad where you need to report your wounds by yourself.
13698. Shipwrecked Adventurer
LET’S DIG A HOLE!
13699. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Didn’t work! Filled with water right away!
13700. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Damn you, rain!
13701. Shipwrecked Adventurer
How’s the forest?!
13702. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Wind and rain are a little weaker, but there’s no point!
13703. Shipwrecked Adventurer
RIGHT OUTSIDE THE FOREST! GO OUTSIDE!
13704. Shipwrecked Adventurer
AND DO WHAT?!
13705. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Go outside, move about 4 meters away from trees and crouch! The central group does so!
13706. Shipwrecked Adventurer
HOW MUCH WAS 4 METERS AGAIN?!
13707. Shipwrecked Adventurer
4 meters is 4 meters!
13708. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I can’t tell distance at a glance! How many steps?!
13709. Shipwrecked Adventurer
NO CLUEE! GO BY GUESS’!
13710. Shipwrecked Adventurer
You tellin’ me to bet my life on A GUESS?!
13711. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Lightning strikes are game of luck to begin withh!
13712. Shipwrecked Adventurer
DAMMITT!
13713. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I’ll go take a look at how’s the river!
13714. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That’s a must have remark but, ARE YOU RETARDEDD??
13715. Steiner
If you are going, take a look at the field in the center.
13716. Shipwrecked Adventurer
^Fairly pressing matter.
15721. Shipwrecked Adventurer
MP POTIONS ARE RUNNING OUTTT!
15722. Shipwrecked Adventurer
YOU DIE WHEN HIT WHEN IN RED! STOP HEALING AT ORANGE AND SAVE UP!
15723. Shipwrecked Adventurer
^That seriously helps!
15724. Shipwrecked Adventurer
If there are Immortals nearby, use them as shields! Heal them up with【Dark Heal】!
15725. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It’s good if there were lightning Fey Éclasídhes, but there’s still more Immortals now! Next are plants, but I haven’t heard of any other than Clementia-san!
15726. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Use either【Earth Wall】or【Wind Wall】! They can block ones coming from the side! Just accept the ones from above!
15727. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Management folks aren’t human, kek.
15728. Shipwrecked Adventurer
RIVER IS FLOODINGG! DON’T GET ANY CLOSER!
15729. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That ain’t choice from the start!
15730. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Waves on sea are amazing, I laugh.
15731. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I can easily imagine.
15732. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Lightning strikes often hit the sea and pillars of water go up.
16392. Shipwrecked Adventurer
IT’S A DRAGON!
16393. Shipwrecked Adventurer
JUST GETTIN’ WORSE, STOP SCREWIN’ AROUND FUKK!
16394. Shipwrecked Adventurer
So it’s yer fault ye shatty dragooo!
16395. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ran ran ru~!
16396. Shipwrecked Adventurer
You bit yer tongue!
16397. Shipwrecked Adventurer
62, huh. Impossible to kill...
16398. Shipwrecked Adventurer
MEDIIIICC!
16399. Shipwrecked Adventurer
SHADDUPP! FIX IT YERSELF!
16400. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Abandoning duty, HUHH?!
16401. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Got no MP dammit!
16402. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hey! Use this!
16403. Shipwrecked Adventurer
HYAHAHAHA! NEW DRUGSS! THIS’LL LAST ME A BIT LONGAHHH!
16404. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hey, this guy’s completely doped.
16405. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Why’d you leave him until he turned like this!
16406. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I-it can’t helped! WE ALL WANT TO LIVEE!
16407. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That’s no reason to drug him like that, matee! Ya really human, EHH?
16408. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Then you do smth about ittt!
16409. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Impossibru. DO YOUR BEST!
16410. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Don’t go giving up like that!
16411. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I got no «Holy Magic» here, got it?!
16412. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Can’t help it then.
16413. Shipwrecked Adventurer
BRING ME MORE OF THESE MEDSS! Ya still got sum, ritee? «Holy Magic» exp is sweet.
16414. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Don’t suddenly go all sane.
16415. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Isn’t Mohican-san amazing to continue doing this?
16416. Shipwrecked Adventurer
You get how amazing he is once you try it. GWAHHh!
16417. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Looks like he was taken out by lightning...
16418. Shipwrecked Adventurer
He was the unluckiest among us. GUWAAhh!
16419. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ya too, chump? WHOA?! Phew, I’m the lucky one her...GUWAHH!
16420. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Ain’t all no good...
18231. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Sorry to bother you in the middle of a meal! BUT COULD YOU STOP THIS STORM?!
18232. Shipwrecked Adventurer
YOU SHITTY LIZARDddd! NWAHHHH!
18233. Shipwrecked Adventurer
It’s cuz you call him a lizard! OUFGH...
18234. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Doesn’t really matter, eh.
18235. Shipwrecked Adventurer
About how Princess started parrying lightning.
18236. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Seriously inhuman.
18237. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I know «Sensing Danger» shows the trajectory, but still?!
18238. Shipwrecked Adventurer
IT’S TOO FAST ISN’T ITT!
18239. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Heck, I can’t even stand properly in this wind and rainnn?
18240. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Can’t even see!
18241. Shipwrecked Adventurer
ABOUT HOW SHE HAS A PRETTY HIGH SUCCESS RATE!
18242. Shipwrecked Adventurer
As expected of Princess.
18243. Shipwrecked Adventurer
As expected.
18244. Shipwrecked Adventurer
MEDIIICCCC!
18245. Shipwrecked Adventurer
JUST DRINK DIS FOR NOWWW!
18246. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Oh, a potion.
18247. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Hurry up and finish that meal dammit!
21091. Shipwrecked Adventurer
That was one bothersome lunch...
21092. Shipwrecked Adventurer
And so, peace has descended upon the island...
21093. Shipwrecked Adventurer
C’mon, the restoration work is waiting...
21094. Shipwrecked Adventurer
DAMMIT!
21210. Shipwrecked Adventurer
【Sad News】Fields turned into marshland.
【Sad News】Stables we used instead of homes have vanished.
21211. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Enormous casualties, lol.
21212. Shipwrecked Adventurer
First we’re securing fields and beds! By the way, is anyone alive in places other than the center?
21213. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Somehow. Though the terrain has kinda changed here...
21214. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Terrain change? That’s way too dynamic...
21215. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Doesn’t look like we’ll be able to use the river for a while. Definitely not today.
21216. Shipwrecked Adventurer
For now do your best securing beds and meals...
21217. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Are there any fish…?
21218. Shipwrecked Adventurer
I bet fruits fell down...
21219. Shipwrecked Adventurer
Management seriously ain’t human.