Guild Wars-Novel

The Livestream continued even as many went off to go and enrich themselves. There were some who stayed either because they were not interested, it was not their playstyle or they were just too fucking far to even think about it.

As such, they remained on and comments flew on the screen rapidly.

[Heaven's Library: What the fuck!! How is this allowed, this must be fucking illegal!]

[Sudo My Woodo Bitch: Just checked, and there's no law against this yet. Heck in real life, some countries allow bounties to be put on people, otherwise, we wouldn't still have mercenaries and mercenary groups.]

[Casual Player Here: All I did was complain about the unfairness, I never threatened or criticized Umbra, only the game! Goddess Elle, please absolve me, you know I'm not lying!]

[Whoopdidiscoop: This guy is right, he didn't say anything really bad. But since the AI gave the quest, and you criticized it, it probably threw you in there for good measure.]

[White Knight Cuck: No, please, I was just joking! P[lease, please, this is my only account and I need to make money! I only bought my helmet on loan, and if I die, I'll lose everything!!]

[Skull Throne: *Deep snifff* Sigh, don't you just love the smell of freshly baked fucking around and finding out in the morning fellas?]

The comments passed by rapidly but Elle didn't care. She continued her explanation as AP and Misery start wrestling for the items the Demon Warriors dropped, even while the injured Demon Captain and Demon Elite Warriors were looking on speechlessly.

"So like I said, we have a Rank 7 Training Hall as part of our Guild Hall that allows one to upgrade their class or Class Up. However, it has a lot of limitations."

"For one, it depends on your class and any special characteristics you have that determine your possible class ups. Theoretically, you can have choices up to the Divine Rank if you're special enough. It has nothing to do with luck but talent."

"Secondly, it costs money. For Semi-Epic classes, it costs 10,000 platinum per attempt. For Epic classes, it costs 100,000 platinum per attempt. For Legendary classes, it costs 1,000,000 classes per attempt. For Divine Classes? 10 million platinum per attempt."

Elle then paused. "If you're special like the core members of Umbra, you can have custom classes designed for you based on your specialness. Those cost like 100 million at the least and go up from there in terms of specialness."

Elle then pointed to AP who was waving his axe dangerously close to Misery's face while spitting in anger. "AP who you all are envious of paid 1 billion platinum for his chance. Almost all the core members paid this price!"

"Thirdly, the difficulty is harder than doing any other form of class change, even for the same Rank of class across different mediums. Reputation Quests, Hidden Class Change Quests, and Class Change Scrolls are all more than 50% easier than using Class Up!"

Hearing this, the chat exploded with utter madness like ever before.

[ChatGPT is Biased: 10,000 platinum for just Semi-Epic?? Then what the fuck is the point??]

[Unrivaled Supa Hottie: No, did you hear what she said? It's for one fucking attempt! That much for one attempt?!]

[Flaking Everything: My brother in Christ, 1 single platinum coin is currently around 6 million dollars. 10,000 of them means that just to get a Semi-Epic class, you have to spend money worth 60,000,000,000 dollars for one chance.]

[Loony Loopy: And these guys paid 1 billion platinum for their classes? Just where is Umbra getting this kind of money from and where can I sign up?]

[How Dare You Downvote Me: Above, they have a Rank 7 shop, a lucrative sea route, and the most desirable kingdom in the world among a slew of other Rank 7 buildings. I imagine they have more than they could spend.]

[I Actually Have The High Ground: Tsk, tsk, all those who are being hunted right now must want to kill themselves the most!]

The chat mostly sped through until that comment came and people woke up from their shock, realizing that this was indeed the case. With such terms and conditions attached, this Class Up feature was totally worthless to the average player!

If one looked at the mechanic, it was clearly something drummed up by the AI for Umbra or high-level players who had limitless wealth, of which only Umbra and its core members fit that category.

So then even if Umbra opened it to the public, it was absolutely useless! Who the fuck could afford it?

As such, those who complained and bitched earlier were now suffering for nothing. In fact, some of them were still online, and when they saw this, their faces changed greatly.

Their eyes became bloodshot as they wanted to pull out their hair and scream to the sky in pain. They felt like they were going to lose it all at this moment.

Why? Why? WHY?????

Why didn't they know this earlier? Why didn't Elle say this earlier?!

At this time, everyone just happened to look at the screen,. When they did, their blood ran cold as they saw starring staring into the camera from an inclined position with the camera below her, her eyes flashing with an evil light as she half-smirked, half-sneered, looking no different from Yagami when he finally killed L.

Seeing that face, how could the crowd not understand? This evil woman baited over 500 million players into saying something stupid by revealing controversial facts, only to ruin those players' lives at the flip of her finger… for fun!

Tsk, tsk, these fellows did not know that Elle was the inheritor of the cruel Tiamat, and had been influenced by the Evil Chaos Dragoness her whole life. She wasn't a Golden Savage just because she was pretty, but because she had the personality to back it up.

However, despite this, rather than feel fear and escape, many fellows felt deep reverence and love. They began to worship this cruel mistress who did not care about the life and death of plebeians, and the 'Goddess' they called her became more than just a reference to her physical attractiveness.

Elle didn't care about this as her attention returned to the slaughter below. As it were, the Demon Captain had risen to his feet and was staggering to his remaining Demon Elite Warriors to regroup.

Their faces here solemn even as their HP was low, realizing that they were going to die here today. However, rather than feel fear and run away, their blood boiled with killing intent, and they pondered ways to send a message back.

They could not let these monsters near the town!

"Humans, you have intruded upon our realm and attacked us unfairly. What is the meaning of this?" The Demon Captain asked with grievance in his tone.

In his mind, if he could appeal to the foolish emotions humans had, he could turn them away. He just needed to deter them from entering the town area.

However, he was obviously talking to the wrong set of humans.

Misery and AP who had been arguing over some Uncommon and Rare loot like they were life and death enemies suddenly turned to the Demon Captain with incredulous expressions.

Suddenly, their auras changed from battle to spectators, as they folded their arms and began to comment cruelly.

"Wow, I had no idea they let retards become Captains here nowadays."

"Right? I came to the esteemed Demon Realm to see the scenery, fuck some big booty demon babes, and cause some bloodshed before going back. But seeing such a low IQ has ruined my mood!"

"Honestly, we should get a refund for this endeavor. Not only have we not lost anything, but we have gained a lot. However, it is far less than what we could have theoretically gained, and this fellow's stupidity has made me want to stop working hard. How many losses have I incurred?!"

"It's simply incalculable! We have been severely harmed by this fellow. As we speak, I have felt thousands of my brain cells that I will gain at some point in the future die off. I needed those brain cells to calculate which positions I would pound those babes under, but now they're gone!"

"Sigh, we have been severely bullied this time Brother!"

"The entire Demon Race has to give us an explanation for our suffering, or else!"

Hearing this, the Demon Captain was shaking as he pointed a finger at the two hooligans with speechlessness. Before he could utter a word, he vomited a thick mouthful of black blood and fell back weakly, his life hanging in the balance.

Nightwalker rubbed his face with exasperation while Shadowheart's lips twitched. Elle rolled her eyes and prayed that the souls of the Demons could find rest after death.

As for the live stream chat, they had gone completely silent. More than 500 million people had collectively gone stupid before their screens, unable to type even a word as they processed what they just heard.

When their minds finally came off it loading, they all roared in the chat.

[Anomander Rake: SHAMELESS!!]

[Xico Sama: DESPICABLE!!]

[Amante De BL: Fuck! Fuck!! FUCKK!! TOO SHAMELESS!!]

[Rageouss: BLERGH!! I CAN'T STOP COUGHING BLOOD! SAVE ME!]

[Knuck Knuck: I can barely type through the tears and soda I spilled all over my display.]

[Supreme Ancestor: Before today, I was a child who knew nothing about the world. After hearing and seeing this, I have finally stepped into the real world of adults and have had my eyes open!]

[Ryantrix: Demons, I want you to know that no matter what, we stand behind you! Fight back against shameless tyranny!]

Misery and AP couldn't see these messages and for good reason too. Who knew what these two evil blokes would do to these poor demons once they knew that people were feeling pity for them?

"This fellow here, why are you coughing blood so loudly? Don't you know I have a deep fear of blood? Seeing you just spray it all over has deeply traumatized me, and you must pay the price!" Misery shouted righteously, looking like he had been severely harmed.

AP punched his chest and coughed out a mouthful of blood right in front of Misery. "As for me, my issue lies in seeing ugliness. You fellows are too fucking ugly and have caused me severe internal injuries, so don't think of leaving here in one piece without paying up!"

The Demon Captain's eyes became bloodshot with hate and grievance, looking as if he wanted to cry but could not muster tears.

He shakily pointed at the wad of blood AP spat near Misery's leg with an angry expression.

"W-What about the blood your friend just spat?" The Demon Captain asked.

Misery kept staring at the Demon Captain without looking anywhere else.

"I didn't see anyone other than you spit blood. If my companion did, it has no effect on me because I didn't see it."

Bullshit! Fucking bullshit! The guy literally spat the thing whole blocking your view, his body facing you, and released it right next to your feet!

How the fuck did you not see that? How?!!!

The Demon Captain was about to complain more when he looked at the greedy eyes of Misery and AP. He trembled as he understood that they knew exactly what they were doing, and the only goal was to extort them to death!

Realizing this, the Demon Captain was conflicted at first before resolutely making a decision. He opened his mouth wide and then bit down on his tongue, also punching a hole into his heart with his hand.

The fellow had decided to commit suicide rather than be toyed with to death!

The Demon Elite Warriors all cried out in despair and did the same, ending their own lives lest they be unable to. Their actions were so sudden that even Misery and AP could not stop them.

A Captain Rank Demon and three Lieutenant Rank Demons had chosen to commit suicide because of bullying. If anyone heard this, they wouldn't believe it, but these two hooligans had!