Harem God: Leveling Up Yanderes in the Apocalypse

Ding!

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[Milestone! The user now how two members for the first time, moving out of the realm of a relationship into a three-some. The user has leveled up!]

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Ding!

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[Event: Beast Overclock Entertainment Value has increased by (25) points! 65/100

Note: Starting a harem in a life-or-death situation? How bold and shameless!]

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When she disconnected her lips, she looked at Leon in surprise. She didn't feel even any different. No, she felt seriously fucking different! In a horrifying way.

"Le… Le… Leon…." Lindy panted with trembling eyes.

"Hmmm? What's wrong?" Leon asked.

He wanted to move on as fast as possible. However, he recognized the importance of bonding, Lindy looked mildly concerned, and there was no way he could ignore the increasingly alarming evolutionary trend morphing uncontrollably in front of his fucking eyes! WHAT WAS HAPPENING!?

Leon's relaxed expression quickly turned aggressive and panicked.

"I thought… you fucking said… this power of yours doesn't make people want to become your sex kittens…." Lindy seethed.

He felt a bolt of electricity that aggressively fried 36,000 synapses when he comprehended his nightmare situation.

The emotional magnification was lowered by 35% to prevent her from attempting to sexually assault him!

"Lindy. It doesn't." He replied hurriedly, "It magnifies emotions, and if you were horny before then… dear fucking god are you okay, woman?"

Lindy's head swayed side to side in a mindless craze. She looked like she had watched all her friends and family members get murdered while she was huffing nitrous oxide.

"Leeeeeon~" She chimed, "Ohhhhh, Lee~on."

"Lindy now isn't the time for this. You need to snap out of this!" Leon snapped.

"Oh, that's~right." Lindy chuckled while staring blankly into an alternate dimension.

"You don't know, do you? I'm a total sex fiend. Like, super bad." She confessed in a haze, "I used to go to sexaholics anonymous to pick up day~teh~z."

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Ding! [Event: Beast Overlock Entertainment Value increased by (10) points! 75/100]

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Leon physically shivered in horror. 'Max comfortability is fucking horrifying!'

"Oh, no, no. Don't get me wrong. I'm not a whore!" Lindy cried, snapping out of her daze, "I find long-term partners, but I'm a bit, a lot, seriously fucking toxic, Leon."

Ding! [Member Lindy Crestfall has been completely honest with the user! Member has leveled up!]

Leon started panicking. He still needed to buy a weapon and search for mana potions! This wasn't the time! Not that anytime was the time for this!

"So I~gooooh to sexaholics anonymous because the member's addiction supersedes any~amount of crazy." Lindy explained rationally, "That's how I've avoided becoming a Freyja~."

Ding!

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[Event: Beast Overlock Entertainment Value increased by (5) points! 80/100

Note: This is brutal to watch in every way. <3]

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The notifications were driving Leon insane. They had worse timing than Lindy!

"Lindy, let's talk about this later when we survive." Leon requested while grabbing her shoulders.

Her head fell to the floor, and she started trembling.

"Lindy?" He asked calmly.

"B-But Leon…." She replied in a wretched voice. When she looked up, her eyes were filled with tears, and her mouth was quivering, "I'm in paiiiiinnnnn!"

Ding!

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[Event: Beast Overlock Entertainment Value increased by (5) points! 85/100

Note: We feel like we're watching a monkey swallowing a hand grenade. No one wants to watch, but no one has looked away.]

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Leon slowly took a deep breath of regret, finished swallowing a bitter reality pill, and slowly exhaled his mortification of this being recorded.

Then he closed his eyes to block out the shame, cleared his mind of everything preventing him from accepting his fate, and replaced those thoughts with the image of her naked body, which she'd doubtlessly dump on him regardless of his power or consent.

He was grateful she was ridiculously hot like Caitlyn was. It made things easier.

Living a stereotypical and unrealistic life where the group of hot preppy girls loved the loser was nothing to complain about.

Preparations were complete. Leon opened his eyes again.

"Lindy. After losing my virginity to this beautiful woman," Leon brazenly began while pointing to Caitlyn, who exploded violently with embarrassment and excitement, "I'll ensure you never feel pain again."

Ding!

[Member Lindy Crestfall has been honest about her addiction and the user has accepted her, even vowing to feed her addiction! Member has leveled up!]

Ding!

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Ding!

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Lindy looked up at Leon with trembling eyes. She couldn't believe what she had just heard.

"Now, Lindy, are you in so much pain you can't fight?" Leon asked with a serious expression, "You've received a 15% emotional magnification plus bonding."

"Bonding?" Lindy asked in a daze.

"Yes. Bonding refers to you focusing on my most desirable aspects," Leon explained, "It's the reason that you're staring at my croch and salivating right now."

Her face flushed red with extreme embarrassment.

"Lindy! Be honest and answer me. Is it impossible to fight in your current state?" Leon asked.

"I… I can't think, Leon…." Lindy whimpered.

He took a deep breath. Surprisingly, his aversion to sexual actions was fading.

Leon suddenly realized that he wasn't averse to sexual anything. He was just obsessed with his image.

Now that his image was of a harem god and the other gods' glorified sexual behavior, he didn't have a problem. How strange and amusing.

"Lindy. Your sexual gratification. Does it come from touching or pleasing?" He asked, "You made it sound like emotion wasn't tied to it, yes?"

"Yes…. I just need my clit rolled, or for someone to put their—"

"Question number 2! Do you find enjoyment in pleasing others? Or specifically, do you want to please me?" Leon interjected.

Lindy turned bright red and covered her face.

"Yes! You've been on my mind nonstop because of how damn interesting you are!" She cried, "Paired with the withdrawals, I've been dreaming of your harem and letting you use me like a power puppy!"

Leon's expression crumbled. The effect from Max Comfortability alone was devastatingly OP.

She wasn't lying. Lindy still used the whimsical talk names from their short conversation!

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Ding! [Event: Beast Overlock Entertainment Value increased by (5) points! 90/100

Note: Welcome to the club, girly.]

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Ding! [Event: Member has confessed mild feelings for the user for the first time! Member has leveled up!]

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Leon's eyebrow twitched after hearing more notifications. He was grateful for them, but not at the moment!

"Both of you, we need to move. Sarah! Let's go." Leon ordered.

The young woman was startled, almost as if she were surprised he noticed her.

"Oh yeah… Sarah." Caitlyn muttered with wide eyes.

Leon grabbed Caitlyn's hand along with Lindy's and made a mad break for the building.

He didn't want to get trapped in the building, especially now that it was open to the air. However, they needed to move inside for practical reasons.

Everyone flew towards the door at 30 mph except for Sarah, who was lagging by 15 mph. The difference in Lindy's new stats was already staggering.

Considering he ignored half of the notifications, he estimated she raised another seven levels in the last five minutes.

Before anyone could run to the door, Leon released their hands and punched the wall as hard as he could.

BOOM! PSHHHHHHHHHH! Rubble, Rubble, rubble, rubble… rubble.

Leon's eye twitched in annoyance.

There was indeed a massive hole in the wall. However, there were pipes in the wall that were now drenching everyone in the water.

Leon didn't know why he imagined a huge hole would open up if he willed it, but he felt stupid.

He turned to Caitlyn, who was only wearing underwear from any practical perspective. Her white skirt was drenched, revealing what was underneath.

Then he turned to Lindy, wearing a black t-shirt and leggings but with erotically drenched hair.

Finally, he turned to Sarah, who was out of breath but completely dry.

"Okay, let's use the door like sensible people. Let's go!"

The group ran into the building. Luckily, they had everything they needed in the break room connected to where they entered.

"In here!" Leon ordered.

Everyone complied and ran into the room, panting.

Leon assessed the situation again and tried to get into the mood. He would make the most of it if things twisted in this direction.

He already didn't have time to buy potions or weapons. So he figured he'd at least earn some points and levels if he had no other option. Perhaps it would be a stroke of luck.

However! He was a virgin, and what he needed to accomplish here was far more than awkward, unfulfilling virginity loss.

To survive, Leon Traxler needed to produce art.

"Caitlyn, do you want to know something about my sexual desires?" Leon asked with a calm voice.

"Y-Yes! That's the greatest mystery!" Caitlyn cried with a flushed face and clasped hands.

"Okay. I'm not lying to you, and I'm certain you could tell." He chuckled.

She nodded in satisfaction.

"Caitlyn. There's nothing more bloodloss-inducing than two women having sex." Leon replied.

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[A/N: The next chapter has notes telling you where to skip if you don't want to read sex scenes. It's only in half the chapter. It's not [too] explicit but skip it if you don't like sex in s. The commentary is pretty gold, though. So consider reading it.]