I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week

Chapter 61: Chapter 061

“F*ck, we’re all on the same side. Stop bragging, okay?” Qin Han said.

“Let me tell you, the people I found are all as good-looking as celebrities. You can’t find such good resources even if you tried.”

“Forget it. No matter how good-looking they are, they’re still internet celebrities. They can’t compare to the people around me.”

“Don’t just say that, just send me a photo if you can.”

“Just you wait.”

Lin Yi hung up the phone and turned to Ji Qingyan, who was in the fitting room.

“President Ji, do you have a selfie picture?”

“Selfie?”

“Yes, send me the selfie you’re most satisfied with.”

Ji Qingyan paused as she changed her clothes.

Why did Lin Yi want her picture?

He wasn’t going to make it his wallpaper, was he?

“Wait a moment, I’ll look for it for you.”

Ji Qingyan picked up her phone and sent Lin Yi a picture she was satisfied with.

“Can you see the picture?”

It was a selfie under the Sun.

However, her smile was even brighter than the sun.

“It’s too good.”

Lin Yi then sent the picture to Qin Han.

“F*ck, f*ck, f*ck! You’re cheating, you found the picture online, right?” Qin Han replied.

“I’ve been in and out of nightclubs for so many years. How can your little prank fool me?”

“You can choose not to believe it if you want.”

“If that isn’t a photo that was posted online, I will f*king live stream myself eating shit while standing on my head.”

At this moment, Ji Qingyan walked out of the fitting room and asked curiously,

“Why do you want my selfie?”

Ji Qingyan’s heart was filled with a trace of anticipation.

If he really used her photo as his wallpaper, it would be so embarrassing.

“Someone invited me out to play and said that he found a lot of A-list celebrities. I’m going to use your photo to take down those evil perverted people.”

“O-oh.”

Although she was not using her photo as a screensaver, Ji Qingyan was still very happy inside.

At the very least, it was an affirmation of her good looks.

“What did they say?”

“That guy said that I’m using online pictures to fool people and that if it’s true, he’ll livestream himself eating sh*t upside down.”

Ji Qingyan felt a chill run down her spine. Boys like that were too funny.

“Then what should we do? Should I send you another one?”

“No.” Lin Yi said, “Come over here, let’s take a selfie together and make him eat his sh*t upside down.”

“Do I need to touch up my makeup? Do you think this dress will work?”

“What’s wrong with it? With your looks and figure, it’s more than enough to kill those female internet celebrities.” Lin Yi waved his hand. “Come here quickly.”

“O-okay.”

Ji Qingyan went to Lin Yi’s side, a little nervous.

“Are you made of cement? Act natural.”Lin Yi said. “Besides, don’t be so far away from me. Don’t worry, I won’t faint. It’s okay to come closer.”

“What are you talking about?”Ji Qingyan rolled her eyes at Lin Yi.

“The main thing is that I’ve never taken a selfie with a man before. I don’t know what pose to use.”

“You just need to be closer to me.”

Ji Qingyan obediently leaned against Lin Yi’s side. She felt that her action was not too bad.

It looked quite intimate too. She would be able to believe it if she was the other party.

The photo was taken, but Ji Qingyan noticed that Lin Yi didn’t make another move.

“Gangster, what are you looking at?”

Ji Qingyan rolled her eyes at Lin Yi and changed her position. She did not stick too close to him anymore.

“You only know how to talk nonsense. There’s no door to your mouth.” Ji Qingyan pinched Lin Yi.

The two of them got into position and took a photo together.

“Not bad, not bad.” Lin Yi said with satisfaction. “In terms of temperament, you are unrivalled. Those so-called female internet celebrities probably can’t even hold a candle to you.”

Ji Qingyan’s face was a little red. She pretended to be nonchalant and said, “Tsk, you guys are just vain. What’s there to compare?”

“A man lives on his face, but a tree lives on its skin.”

Lin Yi then sent the photo of the two of them to Qin Han.

“F*ck, it’s real!”

“Of course, we have different tastes. If the people you find don’t reach this level, don’t call me.” Lin Yi said.

“Oh right, don’t forget to tell me when you eat sh*t on your head. I’ll give you a rocket to support you.”

“Are you trying to trick me?”

Lin Yi didn’t reply when he saw that Ji Qingyan was ready.

The two went downstairs together. It was getting late, so they had to send her back.

Ji Qingyan fiddled with her phone when they reached the garage, preparing to place the order.

“There’s no need to place the order. It’s just a ride.” Lin Yi said.

The mission progress was now at 17/20. If nothing unexpected happened, he would be able to complete the mission by tomorrow.

There was no need to sheer Ji Qingyan’s wool anymore.

It was as if he could not afford to feed himself anymore.

“You said it was a life experience, so of course I have to pay for it,” Ji Qingyan teased.

“What if one day, you can’t afford a house and blame me for not paying for the car?”

“You are a big fat sheep who even took the initiative to come to my house. I have to sheer off this wool even if I don’t want to.”

He’d be one step closer to completing his mission once he accepted Ji Qingyan’s order.

He would be able to return to Yang City after that.

“What kind of adjective is that? You’re the big fat sheep.”

Lin Yi laughed as he brought Ji Qingyan back to the villa.

“Let’s go in and have a drink of water,” Ji Qingyan said.

“There’s no problem going in, but your parents won’t suddenly appear again, right?” Lin Yi asked.

“I’ve already given them psychological trauma.”

“Don’t worry, I checked with them before I came back. They’re practicing their calligraphy at home, so they won’t come over,” Ji Qingyan said.

“So you came prepared. You want me to go in too, right?”

“What are you talking about?”Ji Qingyan looked shy. “You just happened to be around. I didn’t ask on purpose.”

“Okay, okay, okay.” Lin Yi unbuckled his seatbelt. “Let’s go. I want to ask you some questions.”

“What questions?” Qingyan asked curiously.

“Let’s talk inside.”

“Okay.”

Lin Yi sat down comfortably on the sofa after entering the house.

“You must be tired after driving all day.”

“A little,” Lin Yi said. “I’m also a Buddhist driver. If I were a full-time driver, I’d be even more tired.”

“That’s for sure. It’s not easy to live like this.”

Ji Qingyan walked to the fridge. “What do you want to drink, coffee or alcohol?”

“Uh...”

Lin Yi hesitated for a second. “Water’s fine.”

“I’ve already taken out my stockings.”Ji Qingyan said. “You’re such a bad person. They’re all new stockings. What’s there to be afraid of in the fridge? Your suggestiveness is too strong.”

“I didn’t mean that. I just wanted to drink water.”

“Tsk, I think I know what you’re thinking” Ji Qingyan said.

“Men like to touch the stockings on women’s legs, but they don’t like new stockings in the fridge. It’s weird.”

“If you wear them on your legs, I won’t be touching stockings, I’ll be touching your legs.”

Ji Qingyan brought a glass of water to Lin Yi.

“That’s a load of nonsense. I just can’t beat you. Tell me, what did you want to ask me?”

“It’s not a big deal.” Lin Yi said.

“I want to set up a charity foundation for orphans, left-behind children, poor students, and other marginalized groups. Do you have anyone who knows about this? Are there any special requirements in terms of policies and procedures?”