I Refused to Be a Substitute, and Shot to Fame on a Variety Show With My Mother-In-Law

136 Debut In The Morning! Retire In The Afternoon!

Han Qianye was very angry, but she could not show it too obviously. Otherwise, it would seem like she was not magnanimous! After calming down a little, Han Qianye said, “I don’t mind. I told you just now that I don’t like sweet things. They’re too greasy. You can eat them.”

Xue Jinzhu said happily, “Ah? So Auntie doesn’t like sweet food. I felt a little guilty at first. That’s great. Thank you, Auntie.”

Han Qianye was speechless. Why didn’t she see guilt written on the other party’s face?

[Isn’t Xue Jinzhu a little rude?]

[Miss Pig, please continue to maintain your sweet persona.]

[Brainless was already unhappy today. Now she’s even more unhappy. I’m dying of laughter.]

[Let’s guess why Brainless is unhappy today.]

[Brainless doesn’t like to eat sweet food. Actually, Xue Jinzhu can be considered to have shared her burden!]

[Why do I feel that Han Qianye was waiting for Li Xiwu to give it to her? In the end, Xue Jinzhu intercepted her…]

…

Xue Jinzhu ate very politely. She took small bites. It was also very beautiful and pleasing to the eye. After taking a small bite, Xue Jinzhu said, “Sister Li, the candied hawthorn you made is the best I’ve ever eaten.”

It was extremely easy to change the way she addressed her from Miss Li to Sister Li.

Li Xiwu’s lips thinned. “I’m glad you like it.”

Xue Jinzhu’s expression was very obedient. She took the opportunity to find a topic. “Sister Li, actually, I’m a very timid person. I don’t know much about going on shows and don’t know how to express myself. It’s easy for me to say and do something wrong.”

These words automatically made people like her.

After saying that, Xue Jinzhu asked, “Can I look for Sister Li for anything I don’t know?”

Li Xiwu looked calm. “Sure.”

Xue Jinzhu immediately smiled. “That’s great. Sister Li, I really like you, but… Auntie Han won’t be angry if I pester you like this, right?”

Han Qianye, who was suddenly called out again: “… ..?”

Before Li Xiwu could speak, Xue Jinzhu took another bite of the candied hawthorn. She looked sweet and seductive. “But I have no choice. I really like Sister Li too much. I just want to pester her.”

“Ahem!” Li Xiwu looked away and coughed lightly, hinting at Xue Jinzhu not to go overboard.

Xue Jinzhu immediately restrained herself.

[Miss Pretentious Pig!]

[So I don’t hate pretentious bitch, I just hate pretentious bitch for not pestering me.]

[This is the first time I don’t hate a pretentious bitch so much after seeing Xue Jinzhu.]

[Pretentious bitch? (Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!) What? Pretentious Bitch Likes Me? (Saliva! Saliva! Saliva!)]

[If the person Pretentious Bitch is trying to please is me, to be honest, I can’t refuse!]

When Han Qianye saw the pretentious Xue Jinzhu sticking to Li Xiwu, her eyes almost rolled to the sky.

What future daughter-in-law? She was clearly a vixen! Even if she died, she would never let Xue Jinzhu be her future daughter-in-law. Otherwise, she would be angered to death in advance!

–

No one came near noon.

Cheng Zhongqing and Du Xu, whom the netizens were looking forward to, did not appear.

According to the production team’s arrangements at noon today, each of the four groups of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law had to cook a dish. Moreover, they had to cook for themselves the entire time. The mother-in-law could not participate in the daughter-in-law’s cooking, and the daughter-in-law could not interfere with the mother-in-law’s cooking.

Without a doubt, Li Xiwu’s culinary skills had become the most anticipated.

[I can see Sister Li officially cooking again. I’m so happy.]

[Guess what Li Xiwu is going to cook for lunch today?]

[I wonder how Master Tang Xian’s culinary skills are?]

[Xiang Lan’s culinary skills are alright. Min Hanrong’s culinary skills are too plain. Han Qianye’s culinary skills make dogs shake their heads.]

[Xu Muzhen and Tao Jing don’t seem to know how to cook. It’s obvious that the new Miss Pig doesn’t know how to cook. Sister Li is indeed in the center today.]

[In that case, doesn’t Li Xiwu steal the limelight too much?]

Most of the netizens were looking forward to what Li Xiwu would cook today. A small number of netizens felt that Li Xiwu’s culinary skills were the best. A good in-law variety show had completely become Li Xiwu’s home ground.

But there was no choice. Li Xiwu has been too popular recently.

Many passers-by suddenly became Li Xiwu’s fans because of a recording on the Internet or a few words. Then, they came to watch the live broadcast, so much so that their popularity soared—

When Xue Jinzhu heard that everyone had to cook for themselves at noon, she almost couldn’t control her expression. She quickly asked where the bathroom was and pulled Tang Xian to accompany her.

After leaving the camera, Xue Jinzhu turned off the microphone. “Before I came, I didn’t say that I had to cook for myself. What can I do? Burn the kitchen?”

Tang Xian’s eyebrows twitched. “You don’t even know how to pretend?”

Xue Jinzhu said, “Please! If possible, I hope someone will feed me when I eat. Cook? I’ll never learn to cook in my life.”

Tang Xian reminded her, “Someone feeds you when you eat. It’s usually cerebral palsy. Of course, there are also people with serious internal organ diseases who can’t take care of themselves that need someone to feed them.”

Xue Jinzhu: “…”

Tang Xian looked at Xue Jinzhu and said earnestly, “Since you’re on the variety show, put away your identity as a young lady. If you don’t know anything, learn it. If you don’t know, ask. It’s not like I’m asking you to farm. These things are still very simple.”

The words coming out of Tang Xian’s mouth were very simple. But it wouldn’t be easy to do it.

Xue Jinzhu wanted to refute, but in the end, she swallowed her words. She thought for a few seconds, then said in a negotiating tone, “Auntie Tang, can you let me take it easy on me later?”

Tang Xian smiled helplessly. “Alright, but I still have to remind you to read the script seriously. Lanshi’s personality and hobbies, what his work is, and his height. When the other guests start a topic and you don’t know anything, won’t the audience see that we’re a fake mother-in-law and daughter-in-law?”

Xue Jinzhu pouted. “But my memory isn’t good. I can’t remember much after reading the script.”

...

Tang Xian said, “Then memorize it.”

Xue Jinzhu said, “I’m brainless.”

“…” Tang Xian looked at Xue Jinzhu seriously. “It’s not easy for you to live so long.”

At this point, Tang Xian gave Xue Jinzhu a heads-up. “Although you have nothing to do with Lanshi, we’re a combination mother-in-law and daughter-in-law now, so I have the obligation to remind you. You probably don’t want to debut in the morning, be exposed at noon, apologize in the afternoon, and retire at night, right?”

Xue Jinzhu: “…”

Fuck! This one-stop service directly crushed her!

On the way out, Xue Jinzhu asked, “Auntie Tang, will your son appear on the variety show in the future? I’ve never seen him before. What if he suddenly appears and I don’t know him?”

Tang Xian took out her phone. “I have a photo of Lanshi. Take a look first.” With that, Tang Xian took out her phone and opened the photo album. After searching for a long time, she finally found a photo of Gu Lanshi.

After clicking on the photo, Tang Xian handed the phone to Xue Jinzhu. “This is my son, Gu Lanshi.”