I Shall Cuck Everyone



"D-Don't tell me you have another life-saving treasure?" I ask in shock while greed and jealousy flash before my eyes for some reason.

"Fufu, stupid vampire! I told you. I told you can't kill me. Do you think I didn't prepare for the worst? Stupid! Hahaha!!!" Zero mocks me.

"I see… I guess I just have to keep killing you.." I mutter, stretching my hand forward.

"You…you call yourself the reincarnation of protoss, but you are behaving like a dumb spoiled vampire kid. All my life, I have been hunting for life-saving treasures. The reason why I became who I am today is because of life-saving treasures. Because of these treasures, I became one of the most dangerous assassins. I have amassed tons of life-saving treasures to the extent that I am unkillable," Zero brags and insults me, but I don't say anything.

I look at my wrist and realize that my watch is no longer there. What a shame… It was a gift from my wife; Myra. Every wristwatch I have used since we got married was given to me by her. But It got damaged because of this guy. Now I am pissed as fuck.

[Master! Tell him to give you his space ring!]magic

Mimi… this guy is a c–

[Just tell him please!]

"You know what… my patience is running out because I don't have much time. I can spare you if you remove the signature on your space ring and hand it over to me~" I say, walking towards him slowly.

For some reason, I see fear flash in Zero's eyes.

"M-My space ring! Do you think I am stupid? Hahaha! Even if you get your hands on it if you try to forcefully open it, it will self destru–"

"Last chance…" I say In a low voice, taking another step again.

"Fuck it! Then I'll continue using all my treasures till I escape, b*tch!" Zero shouts, spitting a mouthful of saliva at me.

Just how many treasures does this guy have?

[Master, he is a psychopath…]

As much as I want his space ring, I will have to give up because if something that can save someone from any form of death exists, the gods wouldn't be dying in the hands of god slayers, and dragons would try to hoard every last bit of it.

That means…

With that thought in mind, I grab the hilt of my sword, and the next moment, black miasma shrouds the hilt of my sword and my hand.

"You are killable…"

As the words leave my lips, instead of brandishing my sword as one would expect, I simply give it a small tap twice, and instantly, a burst of dark tentacles erupts from the hilt of my sword from different angles, latching themselves onto Zero's body.

He tries to get away from me with everything he has in his arsenal, but all his efforts proved futile.

"Bastard… w-what did you do to me?" Zero asks, fear evident on his face.

"Oh… since you seem to be quite hard to kill, I decided to feed you to my sword; Excalibur. The sword that pierces and devours anything in its path," I answer with a grin.

I watch as Zero's body starts getting skinny and then skinnier as if something is sucking him up from the inside.

After a few minutes, what is left of him is nothing but useless piles of bones. However, Excalibur doesn't stop devouring him, it continues to devour him till there's nothing left of him.

WHAM!

With a small burst of energy, Excalibur vibrates vigorously on my waist causing me to grab its handle to decrease its impact on me.

After the vibration stops, I brandish my sword, looking at it with a neutral expression.

"Are you going to come out now, Guida?' I ask.

Since Excalibur is a spirit weapon, when it's in its weapon form, it's genderless and I usually address it by its name. However, Excalibur's real name is only known by me and a few people.

Just as the words leave my mouth, black miasma shrouds the sword as it disintegrates and within the miasma, a beautiful woman appears with a deep frown on her face.

Sigh…

"Guida greets master," She says with a small bow.

"I am sorry for whatever I did wrong," I apologize, grabbing onto her hand. "Also, I am sorry for using up your miasma without permission," I add.

"Fufu, it's fine, master. That was a pretty nice meal! I haven't had such in years!" Guida replies, excitement flashing in her eyes.

"However, it seems I am going to use all your miasma today again,"

"W-WHAT!!" Guida exclaims, her eyes almost getting teary. It's uncommon to see Guida like this. She must be having a hard time giving up all her miasma after eating a quality meal. Though her miasma can be replenished naturally, it's nothing compared to when it's replenished by consuming her master's foes.

"Why can't you use only blood attacks? My work is to amplify your blood aura to cause more damage!"

"Stop protesting, I will reward you with something bigger," I say with a lewd grin.

"Really? Master?" Guida asks, her eyes gleaming with excitement once again. Guida only shows this part of herself to me and no one else.

"Yes. By the way, let's head to Jill's castle," I order and Guida gives me a small nod in response.

Without further ado, I shoot into the sky with Guida tailing me from behind. Since we are in a pretty close range, she can do almost anything in her humanoid form as long as she doesn't get too far away from me; all at the cost of my blood aura.

After flying for a few minutes we reach Jill's Chamber, and to my surprise, I see that Carter has dealt with all the remaining vampire lords.

"I didn't put my trust in him for nothing," I mutter as I softly land on the ground.

"Welcome back, Price Jake," Carter says with a small bow.

"Are there any casualties here?" I ask as I follow his lead.

"Yes sir. Princess Zamira was seriously injured and she's currently in a coma. Princess Jill on the other hand only received a minor injury. However, two of our maids were killed while the others sustained minor injuries. But don't worry… they are maids after all," Carter says with a shrug.

He is right… but.

"Even though they are maids, I don't joke with people who are related or associated with me. Moreover, those two maids were beautiful. Don't ever say such things again…" I warn Carter, gritting my teeth at the loss of those two hot maids.

I thought they were going to give me a titties massage. All these happened just because of him.

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