I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Chapter 263: Trash Talk Did Not Help

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Vroom!

The Five-Color-Sacred Cow stomped on the ground. Instantly, sand and rocks flew in the air as soil flew everywhere!

In the blink of an eye, there was a hill that was about 30 feet tall forming above the head of the Five-Color-Sacred Cow.

Instantly, the hill attacked the crowd with full force!

Urchin said hastily, “Everyone, we don’t...”

“Good timing!” Xiao Chengfeng’s eyes sparkled. He scoffed, “Long sword’s out, one sword cracks open the mountain!”

Bam!

He drew his long sword from behind his back. It slashed through the sky, sparkling violently as if cutting tofu. The hill was cut open!

Xiao Chengfeng’s longsword rang. His eyes sparkled as he unleashed his fighting spirit. “Very well, Five-Colored-Scared Cow, you’ve successfully attracted my fighting spirit!”

“Sword Body in One!” he scoffed with the long sword in hand. He launched forward and his entire body transformed into a gigantic sword, stabbing at the Five-Color-Sacred Cow like a shooting star!

The long sword was traveling rapidly and sharply. The sword’s light showered the Five-Sacred Cow like rainfall, trapping it in the middle of its storm.

Moo!

The Five-Color-Scared Cow was furious. Its surroundings lit up. Its mouth opened and instantly, a wind blew out from its mouth, forming a tornado that wrapped around Xiao Chengfeng.

Slash!

The gigantic sword and the tornado fought against one another. Following a soft ring, the long sword rushed out of the tornado, slashing the body of the Five-Color-Scared Cow.

Instantly, there was a red gash on the body of the sacred cow.

The cow raised its hind hooves and kicked the gigantic sword, causing it to fly up into the sky.

The long sword flew out of his hand and spun around in the air. Swiftly after, the sword dragged Xiao Chengfeng away. His figure reappeared.

Xiao Chengfeng wiped away the fresh blood from the corner of his lips. He could not help saying in awe, “What a thick skin!”

He warned everyone, “Everyone, be careful. This cow’s very powerful. Its skin is very thick. It’s very shocking!”

“Do we need you to say so?” Urchin’s face had gone green. “Who do you think you are daring to attack the Five-Color-Sacred Cow like that?”

Xiao Chengfeng held his sword, his face full of pride. “You’re the ones who are scared. I have the sword with me, I have no fear!

He raised his hand and pointed at the long sword. The long sword spun around in the air, leaving behind countless long sword phantoms. As the circle got bigger and bigger, more phantoms appeared. Looking from afar, the countless long sword phantoms had formed a gigantic swirling pool of long swords. Quickly, lights flashed in the air. The sharp Sword Qi rushed toward the clouds, almost cutting the sky open.

Urchin was dumbfounded. He could not help asking, “Brother Xiao, are you still going to fight? Who gave you such courage?”

“Three million Sword Immortals lowered their heads at my side. This is my second realm given by the expert. I, Xiao Chengfeng, never needed any courage from anyone!” he growled as his long hair danced in the air. The Sword Qi in him soared as he said, “Ten thousand swords gather, check out my limitless Sword Intent!”

Slash! Slash! Slash!

Instantly, countless long swords gathered like a wave, washing over the Five-Color-Sacred Cow like a tsunami.

If one looked from afar, the million swords flashed like the galaxy, sparkling intensely.

“You’re asking for death!” the Five-Color-Sacred Cow howled lowly. It raised its two front hooves and violently stomped on the ground.

Vroom!

The entire Kunxu Mountains vibrated. All the rocks of different sizes around them started to levitate!

In a blink of an eye, this had become a world surrounded by rocks.

The rocks fell like a meteor shower, rushing toward Xiao Chengfeng in unison,

“Blow!

Countless rocks were heard exploding in the air. The rocks had started to change—they turned into flaming rocks, water rocks, and thunder rocks with millions of colors. They were beautiful, like shooting stars lighting up the night sky.

The super long sword clashed with the rocks. It was as if two meteorites were colliding into one another in space. There was a loud explosion that caused everything to vibrate. The surroundings of the mountains were wiped off!

All of the demons in the Kunxu Mountains had all gone into hiding in their caves. They were kneeling on the ground, shivering. None of them dared to make any sound.

Meanwhile, the Five-Color-Sacred Cow looked as if it had lost its patience. Its four hooves stood on a cloud and instantly, it rose to the sky. With a small movement, its body had appeared right in front of Xiao Chengfeng. Its horns were glowing fiercely. A threatening wave of messed up Yin and Yang rushing toward Xiao Chengfeng.

“You came at the right time!” Xiao Chenfeng was still pretending to be cool. He put up his hands over his head and millions of sword phantoms gathered into a glowing longsword, slashing downward.

“The bridge of the sword that doesn’t ignore life and death! I hold the long sword in my hands, I’m undefeatable in the world!”

Vroom!

The long sword collided with the cow’s horns.

Without surprise, Xiao Chengfeng was like a kite with a broken string, flying away while spitting fresh blood.

This proved that trash-talking would not make one stronger. In fact, it helped one make an enemy

The Five-Color-Sacred Cow had a stone-cold face. It did not speak. It continued to move its hooves, rushing toward Xiao Chengfeng.

It was thinking about nothing else but to kill this Sword Immortal!

Xiao Chengfeng’s face changed. He waved his hands and the long sword swirled below his feet. He rushed toward Urchin and cried out, “Brother, help me!”

“Why don’t you go and die?” Urchin could not help scolding. However, he still rushed toward him. His green dragon body appeared, very powerful. He soared into the sky and collided with the Five-Color-Sacred Cow.

“You look after her. Continue to get her milk. I’m going over to help.” The Fire Phoenix turned around and spread her wings. Her figure was flashing like a flame. Along with Urchin, the two of them surrounded the Five-Color-Sacred Cow, one of them standing in front and the other standing at the back.

The Fire Phoenix’s eyes narrowed as she said, “Five-Color-Sacred Cow, born with the perfect Law of strength. Once fully grown, it can easily become a Taiyi Golden Immortal. Furthermore, it can rapidly cultivate many of the cultivations in the world.”

“Dragon, Phoenix, Nine-tailed Fox?” The Five-Color-Sacred Cow was mid-air. It stomped its four hooves on the ground violently. It said darkly, “Are you doing so badly that you need to team up to steal my milk?! What bullies!”

Urchin said, “Sacred Cow, my friend. Why won’t you listen to me? We’re not drinking your milk, there’s an...”

“I’m not listening, I’m not listening, I’m not listening!” The Five-Color-Sacred Cow shook its head vigorously and cut them off arrogantly. “Who wants to drink my milk? Ask him to come over in person! Back then, even a Saint’s Apprentice politely begged for three years, and I only gave them a glass. I won’t let you all off tonight!”

With that said, it started to glow in seven colors, lighting up the world as it rushed over.

The Fire Phoenix raised her hand and the true Flame of Phoenix filled the air. It became a flaming flower in the air, trapping the Five-Color-Sacred Cow.

It was a battle of three ancient beasts. The Laws were splashing everywhere, glow illuminating the place.

Urchin tried to hold it up. He said with difficulty, “My friend, please, let’s talk nicely.”

The Five-Color-Sacred Cow was furious. “Ha-ha, three losing species. If it’s just the three of you, why should I talk to you nicely?”

Urchin frowned. He said, “Let me be honest with you. My ancestor isn’t dead yet. Our dragon family will get back on our feet

On the other side, Daji had exuded a chill all over. The ground had frozen over. A cold chill locked the calf in place, making it impossible to move.

She pressed on the calf and used force to squeeze out its milk while the little fox was laying on Daji, its head sticking out with unblinking eyes.

Suddenly, the milk shot out.

Sizz!

The milk shot right in the little fox’s face. The little fox was dumbfounded.

“The milk’s out!”

Daji was delighted. She stood up hastily and said, “This calf should be enough!”

The Fire Phoenix said, “Leave first, we’ll handle the rest.”

Daji did not speak further. She cast a spell and froze the six feet tall calf. Swiftly after, they rushed away.

“Put down my daughter!” the Five-Colored-Sacred Cow growled. Its hooves stomped on the ground as it stood on the cloud. Its speed was quicker than Urchin and the Fire Phoenix’s. It was about to catch up to Daji!

Daji remained calm. She raised both hands and made a gesture. Instantly, a thick ice crystal was formed along with some frost. They were shooting at the hooves of the Five-Color-Sacred Cow.

Ping!

The ice crystal cracked. Daji jumped. She turned and left.

The Five-Color-Sacred Cow followed behind her.

The little fox was also following behind her. It was very anxious and cried out, “Sister, keep it up! Quicker! It’s coming!”

Daji’s face was turning green. If she was not busy now, she wanted to pinch this little fox. She scoffed, “Will you only unleash your magical power when you see me dead?”

The little fox stuck out its tongue. It then thought of its magical power.

It jumped onto Daji’s shoulder and repressed its embarrassment. It looked at the Five-Color-Sacred Cow deeply, its nine tails gently swaying.

Instantly, the surroundings were filled with pink bubbles.

The Five-Color-Sacred Cow could not help jumping. It felt its heart-melting. “What a beautiful little fox, how cute!”

When it snapped out from its thoughts, the little fox was already waving at it from afar!

“Argh! What a bully!”

It chased after them wildly. Even the ground could feel its anger as it shook. “Stay there!”

Daji looked behind her and said abruptly, “This is for the Liuyun Palace, we’ll wait for you at the Liuyun Palace!”

“Liuyun Palace, you better watch out!”

...

In the ordinary realm.

The sunlight filled up the darkness. Li Nianfan gradually walked out from the skyship. He stood on the deck and stretched under the morning sky.

How relaxing!

By the side, Yao Mengji smiled and greeted, “Good morning, Mr. Li.”

“Mr. Yao, good morning,” Li Nianfan greeted in return.

Gu Xirou and Qin Manyun happened to walk out, too. Li Nianfan greeted, “Immortal Gu, Miss Manyun, good morning.”

Gu Xirou smiled, “Mr. Li, I’ve heard about your talent from Manyun. I really look up to you.”

Li Nianfan smiled humbly, “You’re so polite. I’m just filling up my time out of boredom. It’s nothing.”

“Your song, ‘Ambush’, is so unique. Giving us the music sheet has helped us a lot.” Gu Xirou paused. Then, she flipped her wrist and a vintage red box appeared on her palm. “It’s our first meeting. Here’s a little something, hope you don’t mind it.”

Yao Mengji’s pupils dilated. He almost fainted.

Although he knew his Sect Mistress was about to give him this box, he did not expect her to do it so abruptly without any preparation. Did she not need more time to think it through?

Li Nianfan halted, but he did not reject it. “Thank you.”

No wonder she was an Immortal, so polite!

She even brought a first-meeting gift!

Seeing that Li Nianfan had accepted the box, the three of them looked at the box intensely.

Qin Manyun and Yao Mengji even held their breaths. Their hearts were thumping quickly as if their hearts were up to their throats.

If the expert was not able to open it, or if there was rubbish inside, it would be so bad!

This was like playing with fire!

Li Nianfan sized up the box casually. He smiled and said, “The making of this box is quite unique.”

With that, he gently twisted it.

Click!

The box was opened into two parts.

Luckily!

As expected, it was not a big deal to the expert.

The three of them let out a long sigh of relief. They then looked at the box uneasily.

They saw that there was a seed quietly sitting inside the box.

There was no glow and no fragrance. It looked ordinary.

The seed was not round. Instead, it was long and pointed on the top, almost like a triangle.

“Huh?” Li Nianfan picked up the seed. He looked at it under the sunlight and said, “This seems to be...a gourd seed?”