I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Chapter 414 I’m Just An Ordinary Dog. Understand?

“Phew!”

Blackie’s hair swayed in the air, especially the patch of hair on his forehead. His hair was vibrating vigorously, exuding a very powerful temperament. This sight almost made Goshawk Demon and Porcupine Demon remain transfixed on the spot. What an entrance!

Goshawk Demon asked coldly with a straight face, “You’re the Lord Dog?”

Porcupine Demon saw the way Blackie entered. He had a glint of admiration in his eyes as he started having ideas about whether it should go ahead and become a lord as well. He scoffed, “Hmph! What an actor, you’re making these up to make yourself seem better than you actually are! What a useless actor!”

“So you two are unwilling to turn yourselves in?” Blackie’s eyes jumped slightly but remained unperturbed. Blackie spoke with solemn authority, “Listen up, dogs. All of you take three steps back and don’t get involved!” Instantly, all Dog Demons took three steps backward in unison.

Blackie stretched out his front leg and scratched his paw. He said flatly, “Come, I’m standing in front of you. If you can make me take a step back, I’ll lose.” “You’re asking for it! You’re just a Lord Dog, do you think you’re undefeatable?” Goshawk Demon’s small eyes were filled with violence. It was very agitated. The wings behind its body had opened up and his feathers were standing up like knives. It looked terrifying and powerful.

“You’re just an ordinary Dog Demon, don’t make a joke out of yourself!” Porcupine Demon’s body sank and its spikes pointed out like knives. It growled with the mace in both hands. It looked powerful and ready to attack.

They were the Demon Kings in the Taiyi Golden Immortal realm. They were the ones being arrogant all the time, hence, they were furious that this Dog Demon was being so arrogant in front of them. “Attack together! Kill this dog! Make it vanish!” the two demons scoffed out loud. Before they could finish their sentence, a powerful sound broke through the air.

Vroom!

The space seemed to have twisted somehow. Two powerful currents shot out from Goshawk and Porcupine Demons’ feet, giving out smoke. The forests far from them were bombarded while their bodies had turned into light, shooting out at a speed beyond the grasp of a naked eye! In the blink of an eye, they were before Blackie!

Dong! Goshawk’s wings vibrated. There was a black tornado gathering up above it, making the wings as sharp as knives. It was just as good as any treasure. The air seemed to have been cut open by its wings from the outside, leaving a black trail behind him out of nowhere. It was very terrifying.

Porcupine Demon had popping sounds all over. This was the sound caused by too much power. Its bloated belly was now changing instantly as eight abdominal muscles appeared. Its biceps expanded with muscles all over. It raised the mace and was just about to hammer Blackie!

This was a very terrifying sight!

The two demons were fuming with rage. They were not holding anything back. The sight of them made the Deified Dog terrified. If it had to fight one of them, it might be able to survive, but if it had to fight the both of them, it might be killed in seconds!

Blackie’s hair was still dancing in the air. His dog head was raised, maintaining his pose like a statue.

“Ha-ha-ha, so it’s a silly dog!”

“He’s just acting cool, what a joke! An ordinary dog like you doesn’t have the right to have such a special entrance effect!”

Goshawk Demon and Porcupine Demon exuded violence all over. Their eyes were glowing red. The mace and the sharp wings were getting closer to Blackie.

All of the dogs stopped breathing. They all stared at Blackie, wide-eyed. Including the Deified Dog. It also wanted to see how powerful this Lord Dog was.

Meanwhile, Blackie merely curled up his mouth and let out a mocking smirk. He slightly parted his mouth and said, “How ignorant of you. You’re rocks hitting pebbles, moths flying into the fire. You’re committing suicide.”

His body gradually rose as he stood on two legs. His two front legs were like hands, gradually lifting and reaching out. However, there was no ripple or anything around him. He seemed like an ordinary dog standing up, slightly funny.

However, in the next instance...

Vroom!

The two sides clashed. Terrifying energy was formed and exuded in all directions. Dust and sand flew all over as the ground shook. There was too much energy like a huge tsunami, rushing outward. The rest of the dogs found it hard to keep their eyes open.

However, as the dust cleared up, Blackie still maintained the same pose from before. It was just that one of his paws was holding the mace while the other was holding the Goshawk Demon’s wings. It was over.

“How...how could it be!?”

Every dog felt their hearts beating rapidly. This sight would be engraved in their minds forever!

Blackie did not hide nor flinch, it did not even use any energy. How powerful was Blackie!

“You—you...”

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Goshawk Demon and Porcupine Demon were terrified. They felt their scalps breaking up. They were so terrified that they even blacked out. They were stunned and dumbfounded.

An ordinary dog was so powerful! This was far beyond the limit of their imagination!

Especially since they were so close to Blackie, they saw how Blackie’s face remained unperturbed throughout the entire thing. They were so terrified that they lost their voice!

What a terrifying Lord Dog! What a stunning dog face!

Fweet!

Blackie whistled, and instantly, Goshawk Demon and Porcupine Demon jolted all over. They snapped out of their thoughts.

In the next moment, Blackie’s paws gently pressed down.

Vroom!

As if lightning struck, the soil splashed upward as the two demons sank. They were weighed down deeply by the soil and instantly vanished.

They were killed in a matter of seconds!

A terrifying death in seconds!

Silence.

“All hail to our powerful Lord Dog!”

Pug Demon was the first to react. It instantly called out with excitement. All the dogs took out their dog bowls to use as the drums. Their paws made a loud sound against the bowls heavily.

Bam! Bam! Bam!

All the dogs said in unison, “Our powerful Lord Dog is undefeatable!”

Deified Dog quickly repressed the shock in him and pouted, blowing wind at Blackie with all of its energy. Blackie’s hair continued to flow in the air.

Blackie stood on top of the two demons before him with his dog face raised. He sighed deeply and said, “How lonely it is to be undefeatable.”

Blackie kept up this pose for a while. The warm sunlight added another layer of golden glory to him. Seeing that Blackie seemed to be enjoying this moment, the other dogs did not dare to stop the drumming. Meanwhile, a Dog Demon was running over from far away. It had a panicked look. “Report! Lord Dog, urgent report...”

Blackie was not pleased to be cut off. He frowned unpleasantly.

“Shush! How dare you!” Pug Dog scoffed. “What’s so urgent that you have to ruin this moment? Do you want to be sent to jail?”

“Lord Dog, urgent report!” The Dog Demon shrank and bit its tongue. “The golden cloud you asked us to look out for, it appeared! It’s on its way, looking out for the Dog Mountain, it’s coming!”

“Lord Dog, this dog’s crazy. There’s no golden cloud in the world!” Pug Demon went beside Blackie. “This dog’s silly, bring it away!”

Bam! Blackie raised his paw and slapped Pug Demon’s head. Blackie then jumped off the stone and pointed at Deified Dog. “I’m not the Lord Dog, he is!”

“Me?” Deified Dog jolted. He was terrified and almost fell to the ground. “No, I’m not! I’m just a dog trying to get a dog bowl. I’m sorry! It’s my fault! I don’t want to!”

“Cut the nonsense, I say you’re the Lord Dog, so you are!” Blackie was almost panicking. His voice was urgent. “We don’t have time now, put up your ears and listen carefully!”

Instantly, all the dog ears were standing up.

“My master’s here to visit me!” Blackie said in a serious tone. “Remember, I’m just an ordinary dog. I’ve just become a small Dog Demon recently. My master’s an ordinary man with no cultivation. Understand?”

Pug Dog was perplexed. It leaned over and said, “Lord Dog, this...”

Bam!

Blackie slapped him again. He flew away.

“Whoever calls me Lord Dog again will be dead!” Blackie’s eyes turned red. He growled, “I’m just a small, useless dog. If any of you act otherwise, I’ll kill you. Understand?”

The bunch of dogs nodded weakly.

Following that, Blackie pointed at the dog throne. Blackie said to Deified Dog, “You, go over and sit on it.”

“I...I...I...will go now...” Deified Dog had not been so excited and terrified throughout his life. His heart was beating rapidly and his scalp was itching. He could not help doubting whether this was a test from the Lord Dog.

Was it about to die after sitting on the throne?

Bam!

Bam! Bam!

Blackie tossed a dog bowl in front of Deified Dog. Following that, a bunch of dog food poured out. Meanwhile, all kinds of fruits were placed in front of the Deified Dog.

“Why’re you so nervous? You’re the Lord Dog, relax. Cross your dog legs, open your mouth and let others feed you.”

Blackie started to make other arrangements while looking up at the sky from time to time. It was keeping a close eye on the sky. “What are you all standing there for? Hurry and get in the mood!”

Deified Dog sat on the dog throne blankly. It looked at the pile of food in front and wondered if it was dreaming.

These were the finest dog food and the fruits were grown from the Spiritual Roots. Even when Deified Dog was at his highest status, he was still unable to have these.

Not long ago, he was still fantasizing about what an orange would taste like. He merely wanted to have a taste. And now...all of a sudden, it was having the time of his dog life!

‘Right. What did the Lord Dog say?

‘His master was here?’

Gasp!

All the dogs saw how nervous Blackie was, and they became nervous as well. This was the master of the Lord Dog. What kind of existence could make Lord Dog as powerful!? Terrifying. Ordinary man...ordinary dog...

They kept on repeating this to themselves. They wanted to hypnotize themselves.

Not long after, a golden glow appeared at the far end of the sky. It was gradually coming closer. All the dogs, including Deified Dog, felt their hearts sinking as if they were all in danger.

The golden cloud was gradually floating over, nonchalantly...