I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Chapter 561: Simps Are So Crazy

Crunch!

The crispy Duck skin instantly shattered inside her mouth. At the same time, an explosion of intense flavors filled her mouth.

‘So crunchy!’

The Little Fox quietly shut her eyes. She was obsessed with the flavor. Her snow white fur was shaking from that.

The crunchiness was not too hard or too soft. It was not weird either. It felt perfectly nice and satisfying.

Moreover, the aroma of the Duck skin itself was impactful. The Little Fox was stunned. Her fur, her nine tails, and her ears stood up straight.

The Duck skin itself was a bit oily and salty. However, the sugar balanced it out. It was different from other delicacies. It was without a doubt— Super delicious!

“Wow~ Super delicious!”

The Little Fox opened her eyes. She could not wait to grab another piece of Duck skin.

Daji had to slap her on the head, “Watch yourself!”

Daji and the Fire Phoenix were in no rush to try it. They did not pick up the Duck skin. As for Kunpeng and Cultivator Mosquito, they did not dare to pick up the Duck skin. After all, the expert had not tried it yet. It would be disrespectful if they touched it first.

However, they were indeed hungry when they looked at the Little Fox.

Li Nianfan laughed. He did not care. He did the finishing touches.

The knife shined as he moved the blade. In mere moments, the plump Duck became an empty bone rack. The Duck meat was evenly sliced into small pieces.

Duck was not only delicious, they were useful throughout. The Duck skin and meat could be eaten separately, and the bone rack could be used to boil soup.

“Done.”

Li Nianfan put down the cooking knife, “Let me show you the example.”

He picked up the wrappings at the side. He picked up some Duck meat, white parts of Scallions, and Cucumber. He placed them in the wrappings and wrapped them into a rectangular shape. Then, he dipped it in some sweet sauce.

“There. Then, you can eat it.”

He passed it to Daji, “Daji, here you go.”

Daji was instantly intrigued, “Thank you.”

Li Nianfan immediately wrapped another one for the Fire Phoenix.

‘Sigh. This might be the struggle of having more than one wife...’

“Little Peng, Cultivator Mosquito, don’t be courteous. Go ahead.”

“Yeah, alright.”

Kunpeng and Cultivator Mosquito had been enduring it for a long while. They instantly mimicked what Li Nianfan showed them.

They did not expect so much knowledge in eating Roast Duck. They thought to themselves, ‘I learned something new.’

Cultivator Mosquito carefully wrapped up the Duck meat.

She saw layers of red and green inside. It was tempting. Participating in making the food somehow made it more appetizing. She could not wait any longer. She opened her red lips and put the wrappings into her mouth.

She slightly bit on it. The flavor of the wrappings with the sweet sauce dip made her jolt. Then, the wrap was bitten open. The crunchy Cucumber exploded. The aroma of the Duck meat was then released into her mouth. It was mixed with the flavors of the Scallions—

It was a mixed flavor. It felt refreshing, complex, stimulating, and subtle. The flavor was like an appetizing symphony in the mouth. The Duck meat was fat but not too oily. They could not stop, and they could not help themselves!

Cultivator Mosquito shoved the rest of the wrappings into her mouth without hesitation. She chewed on it.

It felt too satisfying and wonderful. She wanted to keep eating it until she died. She felt like it was the only way to cure her food obsession.

Then, they ate the Duck skin. It was different from the meat. However, it was also an extremely delicious food.

They could not imagine that they both came from the same Duck. The meat and the skin taste completely different. Also, they were both super delicious.

Moreover, Kunpeng and Cultivator Mosquito were surprised to find Wisdom contained in the meat. After all, the dead body of the Chaos Daluo Golden Immortal was made into a delicacy by the expert. The meat quality was not comparable to other meat. The huge amount of Wisdom contained in the meat benefited them a lot.

They almost became Chaos Daluo Golden Immortals on the spot. They were close.

Their hearts trembled like crazy. They were used to how powerful the expert was, but they still could not calm down.

After all... Improving cultivation was too hard for everyone, especially those who are stronger. They required a huge amount of resources and luck. A lot of cultivators were not able to improve with thousands of years!

However, it was not a problem as long as you were around the expert.

Even the most basic necessities were Chaos Spiritual Qi and Chaos Spiritual Water. If cultivators stayed there, their powers would unconsciously improve. Not to mention the Chaos Spiritual Fruits.

It was too rare to achieve. It was a dream-like existence in the Chaos.

For most powerful cultivators, they could not improve their cultivation in one go. A hint of improvement was hard to make throughout thousands of years!

Cultivators were happy to stay beside the expert. They did not need to cultivate at all. They only eat to improve. It was a million times better than working hard!

Not to mention, the expert would occasionally make delicacies. It was an unimaginable opportunity in their wildest dreams. If they could be Daji or the Fire Phoenix, they would be wildly successful.

Cultivator Mosquito and Kunpeng hurriedly shook their heads. They cast their thoughts aside and focused on eating.

The opportunity was hard to come by. They had to fully appreciate it. ‘We cannot be greedy. We already got a lot of benefits from the expert, and our powers greatly improved. Don’t think too much!’

Smack, smack—

Everyone smacked their lips as they enjoyed the moment. Nobody talked. Li Nianfan took out the wine gourd and poured wine for everyone. It was to wash away the oily taste.

“Wow—”

Everyone sighed happily. They had never been this satisfied and fulfilled before.

They had to say, the life of the expert was truly simplistic. They wanted to cry from envy...

It was getting dark. Everyone walked out from the back garden. Their rooms were already prepared.

Little Green who guarded the door came over with a Colorful Pendant. She told the Little Fox, “Demon King, this is a Spiritual Treasure given by the Bull Demon King. He wants to ask you out for dinner.”

The Little Fox nodded. She was clearly used to it. She calmly said, “Accept it. Tell him I am showering so I can’t go out.”

Daji picked her up by the tail. She interrogated her, “Do you always accept their gifts like that?!”

She was angry. She flicked her little head.

Li Nianfan was weirded out too.

She crossed the line. She simply rejected them with excuses, but greedily accepted their gifts. She... was a full-on playgirl!

The Little Fox held her head. She said, “Don’t be angry, sister. I have to accept the gifts.”

Daji did not buy it. She asked coldly, “I see that you accepted it very naturally. Are you used to it?”

“Sis, I will never lie to you. Let me explain.”

The Little Fox stuck her tongue out and smiled apologetically. Then, she said, “At first, I rejected them. But once I reject them, the Demon Kings will be angry. Then, they will come here to cause havoc. They will only leave if I accept the gifts.”

The Little Fox put her paws up, “Ask the others if you don’t believe me.”

Kunpeng nodded at the side. He said, “Goddess Daji, it’s true. The Demon Kings felt like they had a shot with her if she accepted the gifts. They will also compete with each other. If she rejects it, they will be angry from embarrassment...”

Li Nianfan scratched his nose. He genuinely thought to himself, ‘Simps are so crazy.’

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