I’m Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

"Are you sure it's reliable?" Old Dragon expressed his doubts. The dog was not the most reliable.

Blackie looked at him, "Why don't you do something then?"

"I can't," Old Dragon shook his head as he retreated.

He had the self-awareness to know that Madman Chu's skeleton was far too strong. Italready set up restrictions around Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng. That terrifying power was not something anyone could break through. Even the drunkard and strong man would find it hard.

He wanted to know what that reliable method Blackie mentioned was.

So, he said rudely, "I think you're just bragging."

"Haha, then keep your eyes peeled and look at how awesome I am then."

Blackie suddenly raised its butt as it spoke. A surge of intense power condensed on its butt as those pants started to glow in black light.

The dragon's eyes were serious as it vaguely guessed that Blackie's solution had something to do with those pants. After all, that dog had nothing else on it but those pants. Most importantly, the expert gave it those pants.

The Undying crawled out from his coffin and was fully focused on Madman Chu's skeleton. He heard Blackie and Old Dragon's conversation as well, and his first thought was that Blackie was not reliable.

Why did this generation of protectors feel so frivolous?

He shouted helplessly, "If you have a way, then hurry up. I can't hold on for much longer. If Madman Chu's skeleton manages to reunite with a flesh body, then there's no way we can win this time."

"Don't worry, I'm coming! Look at my pants!"Blackie shouted. Those pants already flew out of their butt and landed right on Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng's heads. It was an incredibly tight fit and wrapped around both their heads tightly.

"That's your solution?" Old Dragon was surprised. He would rather die than have those pants on his head.

The Undying was also shocked. Blackie did not save his teammates but sabotaged them. It put its pants on their heads while they could not move.

"Pants over your heads, evil will never enter. With the mosaic light, every spell is broken!"

Blackie chanted as if it was using a spell. The pants got even brighter at that. At the same time, the mosaic sown on it left the pants as it circulated Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng.

Old Dragon was confused as he said curiously, "Is it working?"

"Haha, of course."

Blackie let out a cold laugh, "These pants have been with me for years. They've never left my body. I've never even washed it once. It's a part of my butt and has my scent on it. It's enough to ward off all evil. These pants will disrupt the connection between the two of them and that skeleton. It will awaken them."

Never leaving its body?

Old Dragon and the Undying shuddered. No wonder it could ward off all evil. Even they wanted to retreat thinking about it.

Even Madman Chu's skeleton was shocked. He shouted, "It's that disgusting? Humph, I'll take it on!"

He looked at the two of them with the pants on their heads. If his possession was successful, then the one with those pants on his head would be him. However, for the sake of resurrection, he would do it. He would withstand the pants!

A while passed, and Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng showed no signs of waking up. Blackie started to frown.

Old Dragon and the Undying's expressions soured.

Even though they felt that Blackie was not reliable, they still held out hope that a miracle could happen. It was the only hope they had, but they were disappointed in the end.

"Stupid dog, it looks like your solution was completely useless. Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng suffered for nothing," Old Dragon shook his head in sympathy toward them.

"How could this be?" Blackie had a doubtful expression. He was very confident in his spell, but he never expected that it would be completely useless.

"If you really can't do it, then hurry up and leave. Ask the drunkard and strong man outside to leave as well. Otherwise, you won't be able to run if Madman Chu returned!" The Undying took a deep breath as he said seriously.

Blackie's eyes sank a bit, "It looks like I'll have to use that move!"

Old Dragon was shocked, "You have another plan?"

"I don't use this easily. The moment I use it, heaven itself will be shaken. I have no other choice," Blackie had an incredibly serious expression. With a wave of its paw, it summoned its pants back.

The pants left Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng's heads before landing back on Blackie's body.

After that, Old Dragon and the Undying noticed that Blackie's whole body started to shake.

Puff puff!

A roar could be heard from within those pants that caused Old Dragon's eyes to widen.

He was far too familiar with that sound. Not long ago, one of his clones was driven to suicide thanks to Blackie's fart. This time, Blackie was releasing a series of farts. It was obvious how terrifying that was.

Strangely, he did not smell the farts at all.

He suddenly noticed that Blackie's pants were being slowly surrounded by the mosaic, seemingly sealing the farts inside. He shuddered as he realized what Blackie was planning.

"Oh my god, you're not human!" Old Dragon's expressions suddenly changed as he distanced himself from Blackie, worried about being caught up.

"Extraordinary times call for extraordinary solutions. Look at the second stage of my pants. Go!" Blackie shouted as its pants left its body again, hurriedly landing on Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng's heads.

"Horrible, this is too horrible," Old Dragon had an incredibly sympathetic look toward Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng. He could see that the gas inside the pants already turned green. It was poisonous.

Blackie pulled off something immense, and Old Dragon felt like it would work this time.

Sure enough, it did.

In just a few moments, Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng could be heard choking from within those pants. They slowly woke up.

"No, no!" As they woke up, Madman Chu's fusion immediately faced rejection. It was very difficult for Madman Chu to continue.

"What is this thing trying to fuse into our bodies. Get out!"

Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng felt something and immediately roared wildly as they activated their powers, forcing Madman Chu's skeleton out.

Right after that, they cried out in agony, "Where's this? Why is it so dark, and so stinky?! Ugh!"

Blackie waved its paw as it calmly retrieved its pants. It said with concern, "Yang Jian, Xiao Chengfeng, you're both finally up. How do you feel?"

Yang Jian said, "I feel… terrible. My head completely stinks. I feel like chopping out my head and growing a new one.