My Evil System

Checking the Player's Academy, I found out from the board outside that there was a requirement for entering the place.

The three most important were that players needed to be less than four months in this world. Two, players shouldn't have entered the Academy before. And three, every player should undergo an information check.

Apparently, there was this magic circle that could allow everyone to know your stat by just standing over it. Not only that, but it would also convey to the other party all your information. It was also the reason why they would know if you had been in the Academy before or not.

That was my predicament right now. If I wanted to enter that Academy, then I needed something to hide my stat.

Currently, I was in a restaurant, waiting for my orders while planning my next move.

System, was there an item that could hide my stat? Or change my information?

<NEW ITEM in System Shop!>

‖ E V I L  S Y S T E M  S H O P ‖

❶ Handsome Elixir

This handsome elixir is a mighty potent potion that would bring back your youth and enhance your appearance like that of a God!

WARNING!

If you're not prepared to be stalked, threatened, or possibly killed by the ladies' affection, then do not – in any circumstances – drink this potion!

It is forever . . .

Cost:

100,000 Evil Points

❷ Handsome Perfume

Do you smell like socks from a fungus-filled foot? No worries! We got you! Avail our Handsome Perfume, and you'd be fresh like mint and blooming flowers in a glacier!

But wait, there's more! Sprinkle this baby all over your body, and you'll never have to worry about sweat and rotten smell again!

WARNING!

This perfume is tested and proven to make the ladies want to cuddle with you and make every man envious of your refreshing scent.

Lasts for 24 hrs.

Cost:

10,000 Evil Points

❸ Evil Accessory of Doom x998

Afraid that someone might stab your back? These days, loyalty isn't enough. Friendships are constantly tested, and allies shift sides more often than not.

But fear not!

This fancy bracelet made of the hardest bone of a tyrannical dragon lord whose name was long forgotten in the annals of history is the perfect remedy for that!

All those who defy you and harm even an inch of your hair will suffer madness until their head pops from their own undoing.

Accessories vary from wearer to wearer to add a unique flavor to your underlings so they will feel special.

WARNING!

Once worn cannot be worn off!

It is for a lifetime!

Cost:

50,000 Evil Points each

❹ Evil Pocket Dimension

Is it a hassle to kidnap players and smuggle them out without anyone knowing?

This is the answer to your many kidnapping problems!

This Evil Pocket Dimension can store an unlimited amount of players, alive and well, ready for fresh delivery! Just tap this little black cube on the players you wish to imprison, and VIOLA! They will be trapped inside this dimension, and no one will ever notice a thing!

It's the perfect tool for kidnapping and smuggling!

Inside this dimension, players couldn't use any of their abilities, and they're reduced to just regular humans!

After acquiring this item, you can view the players trapped inside via the Evil Pocket Dimension Icon that would appear on your menu.

You can even change the environment inside the dimension and turned it into a volcanic place, snowy plains, sandy dunes, and even a non-ending beach view!

WARNING!

You can enter this dimension as well, but you yourself will be turned into just another regular human.

WARNING!

In this dimension, food is none existent, so you have to feed your captives once in a while if you don't want them to die of hunger and dehydration.

WARNING!

Only players are trapped inside this dimension.

Cost:

500 000 Evil Points

❺ Evil Ring of Deceit

Are you troubled with your high ATP, unusual abilities, SSS grade Tokens, and problematic information that would definitely cause your immediate execution?

Fear no more!

This Evil Ring of Deceit got your back! Just wear this little baby, and you can change your stats, items, and even information!

WARNING!

Removal of this ring will return your stat and information to normal.

Cost:

100 000 Evil Points

‖ E N D ‖

Perfect!

I have accumulated more than 270 000 Evil Points from my past deeds, so I have enough to buy it.

By the way, System, why is this Evil Pocket Dimension so expensive?

<It's because of its unlimited storage, of course. If Host need more Evil Points, you can ask the System for more quests~>

Later. I said in my mind and put on the ring on my finger. The Evil Ring of Deceit's icon then appeared on my screen. Pressing it, my stat and information appeared.

It was like doing a biography as I changed my stats and information.

Satisfied with my current profile, I closed the screen just in time for my food to arrive.

I was sure that they only served me the finest since I showed them my VIP Merchant's Card. It was evident how they gave me the best seat with the best view the place could have.

The food was mouth-watering, and I could tell by the smell that it was delicious.

I ordered Ham Steak, Deep Fired Scorpion, Seared Hare, Sauteed Minotaur Tongue, Boar Piccata, Lobster Chermidor, Mussels Bouillabaisse, and Roasted Salamander.

Every dishes were the most expensive on the menu and cost me about fifty thousand gil. I didn't care. I have all the gil I can spend from now on.

Money was no longer an issue for me. Food was a privilege here because of its scarcity and astronomical price –– and one of the things that made me happy.

Everything would have been perfect if there was rice on the table. But this Nordland seemed like they didn't have the tools and machines to convert grains into flour and rice.

( . . . continuation on NOTES)