Picking Up Beautiful Girls In The Post-Apocalyptic World!

Han rolled his eyes at the woman he just saved. She was clinging to him like a cat even though she said that she could fly herself. What the fuck is she trying to do? Han just shrugged and looked back at the explosion.

[Host has killed one Celestial: Xian Race. Calculating Rewards… Calculating Rewards… Calculating Rewards… Calculation Error.]

[Due to differences in power systems, the host cannot receive rewards from this kill. Calculating an alternative. Alternative found]

[Devour] has been activated [×10] has been activated

[Host has received a new Power System Branch: Cultivation. Host has gained one Primary Dantian and two secondary Dantians. Host has gained the ability to sense and absorb Qi. Host has gained the ability to sense and absorb Ying and Yang energy. Host has gained the cultivation Technique: [Heavenly dominating Demon] Cultivation Technique]

[Heavenly Dominating Demon: A cultivation technique with the ultimate goal of gaining enough power to rival the creator himself. It has been in existence for millions of years and it is the primary cultivation technique of the royal family of the Xian race. The technique focuses on the improvement of your three dantians and your body at the same time which gives you superhumans endurance and increases your Qi quality. The system has deduced that this method of cultivation is trash! If the host cultivates this technique the same way the other Celestials are cultivating it then the host will take five hundred years before he can pass the first level of [Body Foundation Stage]. This speed will be seen as genius level to most others, but the system sees this as trash. Calculating proper cultivation method… Calculating… Calculating… New Cultivation method acquired]

Han shook his head and held it in pain as he felt something burn deep into his memory. It was the system putting the new Cultivation method directly into his brain! Han wasn’t used to the system going this far to teach him something! It was almost like the system was trying its best to erase the former cultivation method from existence! Did the system hate that cultivation method this much!? It is like the system is trying its best to make sure I don’t use that bullshit version and I only use the new version it created!

After some time, Han finally let go of his head as the pain subsided. He shook his head and got his orientation back as he finally saw that he got a new cultivation method! The new cultivation was printed into his brain and Han could already tell that it was far better than the former one!

[New Cultivation method acquired. The estimated speed of cultivation is 5000× faster than the former method. Systems are better than cultivation!]

Han let out a bark of laughter once he read the last line! His system was jealous! He couldn’t believe this system was acting like this because it was jealous. The cultivation method that Han got was weak compared to the system but his system was still able to make enough changes to improve the cultivation speed by this much! This is way too overpowered! If I have both the system and the cultivation method won’t it be too much? Does that mean I now have to start cultivating like those xianxia s? I know that Rina was once explaining one of those s she read to me. I didn’t listen back then because I was distracted by her breasts, but I remember she told me something about sitting down and trying to feel the Qi in the air to cultivate. I guess I’ll try it out when I get somewhere peaceful. Since I have a cultivation method, I’m sure the system will help me with most of it.

Han looked down from the air and he saw that the blast had fully died down. He dropped the woman he saved to the ground she landed with an ungraceful oomph! She scowled up at him and Han ignored her as he floated towards the stationary body in the middle of the crater he created! She wasn’t even important enough for him to treat her gently. Han was only keeping her alive because he knew he would need her later. Taurus was just standing in the middle of the blast with his mouth wide open and his hands outstretched! There were injuries on every single part of his body but he was still standing in shock! Taurus just couldn’t believe the account of firepower that Han unleashed on him. He thought that Han wouldn’t be that strong but it turned out that Han was as strong as some of the strongest Celestials! It was while in this state of shock that he just died!

Han’s system had full administrator control and it was more than capable of killing a Celestial ever since he unlocked it! Taurus didn’t know about this and so he was shocked when he actually died! Han tapped the dead Taurus on the forehead and he made sure that he was dead before he finally grinned. It was a little conical to see him die like this! He looks like a statue! Han knew that Celestials were strong, but he was surprised that Taurus didn’t completely disintegrate from that attack! Except for the injuries on his body, Taurus looked absolutely fine! He was hit by a blast that could easily destroy a planet and his body is still fine! These Celestials are durable as fuck! Their bodies are almost indestructible! But this is good enough! At least Han’s plans would still work as planned!

[Spectral Seperation] has been activated!

There was an out-of-body feeling as Han activated this skill. Han suddenly felt himself leaving his real body behind as his soul was separated and he floated into the air! His real body was still stuck in the same position as before and it remained as still as a statue as Han looked down at it. It looked like his real body was dead and anyone that sees him will probably think he is dead! Han was now a ghost and he floated around calmly while getting used to this new feeling! It was very light and calming and Han felt like he was made of air! He tried to touch his body and he got a notification once he touched it.

[Would the Host like to return to his main body? Yes/No?]

Han floated back and the notification disappeared immediately. He hummed. Not bad! So he can return back to his main body at any time he wants! Han thought he could only return after five minutes since that was the time limit that the stem gave him but since he can return anytime he wants this is even better!

The woman that Han saved was looking at Han’s body in surprise as she crawled close to him. She couldn’t see Han’s Spectral form so all she could see was that Han was no longer moving! Oh no! He’s dead!

That was the first thought that went through the idiot’s head! She reached up and pinched Han on the cheek and she gasped when she didn’t see him move at all!! He would usually beat her up if he was alive to see her do something like this! Is he really dead!? Don’t tell me he died because he used that strong skill to save me! She thought that Han used his skill to attack Taurus because he wanted to save her! She still thought that since Han was in love with her he was trying his best to save her! She pinched his cheek again and she put her hand to her mouth in shock when he still didn’t move! He’s really dead! Ah! What do I do!?

Han sighed to the side while watching the idiot that was playing with his body. I’m going to kill her. I’m really going to kill this idiot! But Han didn’t have the time to deal with her right now. He just let her play for a while longer while he flew to the side. He looked toward Taurus’ body and put his hands towards it. Han knew that this skill could take over other people’s bodies, but the system never said that the person had to be alive when he takes over their body! Han knows that as long as he is taking over a body, the skill should still work! The skill only stated that Han would take over another person’s body! They never said the fucker had to be alive! Taurus’ body was still intact, and just like he predicted, once Han got close to it, another notification popped up in front of him.

[Will the host like to possess this body? Yes/No]

Once Han saw this message, he immediately felt like he could enter Taurus’ body with ease! He knew that his plan would work! Han chose yes and he released a gasp as he was pulled and thrust into Taurus’ body with force!

Taurus blinked twice as he rose his hand up and squeezed his palms into fists. He looked around him calmly and noticed how natural everything looked! Wow, talk about freaky. Han was inside Taurus’ body, and it felt so natural! There was no difference between when he was in his own body and when he was in Taurus’ body. Han felt like he really became Taurus. If not for the fact that he didn’t have Taurus’ memories then Han would have thought he became Taurus! Wait… Aren’t I just a necromancer now!?

“Uwahh~ Why did you have to die!? How do you expect me to bury you like this? I haven’t had anyone that liked me in years and you just died like that! Don’t die! Don’t die! Wait… Does your thing still work when you’re dead?”

Taurus felt his eyes twitch as he looked to the side and saw that idiot woman touching Han’s body. She was still crying about his death and begging him to wake up, but now she was looking down at Han’s waist with a finger on her chin while her other hand reached down towards his waist. She is probably thinking of doing something stupid to my body, isn’t she!? Taurus walked towards her till he was standing behind her and he slammed his hand into the back of her head before she could try to touch Han’s body!? This idiot! What the Fuck are you trying to do!?

“Ahh!!! W-What!? Master! You’re alive!?”

Taurus put his hand on his face with a sigh! I want to kill this idiot, but I can’t! Not yet! His back, Han! Hold back! This isn’t the only person alive that I could use as an alibi right now. I need at least one servant alive for my plan to work and she is the only servant that I didn’t kill already! Dammit! U should have soared another one! What the fuck is this pervert!? If another servant was still alive then I wouldn’t have to deal with this idiot! She was really thinking of having sex with my dead body!? If I didn’t stop her then what the hell would sure have done to me!? I know I’m a pervert as well, but this is too much! Who the hell has sex with a dead body!?