Rebirth in the Apocalypse: Third Time's a Charm

Chapter 382  Dipshit was Right

"What the fuck are you doing? Kill them!" shouted Dipshit as he raised his gun at the nearest SEAL. Well, that won't do. I turned around and shot him before he could get his shot off first. He quickly joined Fucktrumpet on the ground.

"Sorry about the mess," I said with a shrug as I tried to kick the corpse back into the chamber so I could close the door. Guo De Lun was smart enough to hold up his hands and let one of my men take his gun away.

Then again, I guess I had killed enough chickens for him to be smarter than the average bear.

"Now, where were we?" I asked with a sigh. It was really hard to keep a single thought in my head right now. "Ah, right, we have a few things to discuss. Right," I said with a nod of my head. When nobody moved, I simply blinked at them in confusion.

"Am I missing something?" I asked as I looked at Liu Wei and Liu Yu Zeng behind me.

"Your gun, Sweetheart. They might need some reassurance that you aren't going to shoot them," said Liu Wei, still with a smile on his face. I was willing to bet that as Wang Chao's assistant; he was privy to a lot of fuckery. Hell, this might not even make the top-five list. I kind of miss Wang Chao right now.

"What?" I asked again, confused as to whether or not there was something I should be doing.

"Gun," said the strange man in front of me. "Want to make it disappear like you did ours?"

"Is there a point? If I can make it disappear, then I can make it reappear just as easily, Silly." Okay, I was going to have to let Psycho out here in the sub where no one can see me like this. Hopefully, by the time we got back to the surface, I would be back to normal. This was like Perky on acid with murderous tendencies. Wait, I didn't have murderous tendencies right now.

'Psycho had a thing for romance books,' sighed Violence, and I could practically see her rubbing her head in frustration. 'Especially about Navy SEALs with so many red flags that they could start their own company and possessive to boot. She won't be too interested in killing them,' she continued with a shrug. 'Fucking them, though? That is another story.'

Dipshit was right; I really was fucked in the head.

Meh, what was I going to do about it? Might as well enjoy the ride until she disappeared...and make sure that she didn't fuck anyone.

"What were we talking about? Sorry, the voices in my head were telling me all sorts of fucked up things," I said with a sigh. "Right, guns. Did you want mine?" I asked cocking my head to the side and looking at the SEAL in front of me.

"You know, I think you are actually more fucked than I am," I said with some concern.

"Gun, please," said the man. Look at how polite he was, saying please. With a shrug of my shoulders, I handed him over my 9mm. I mean, I had a crap ton more where that came from, plus fire, ice, and the ability to consume his soul. If he felt safer with my gun, then who was I to judge?

"Here you go," I said with a smile on my face as I handed him the gun, butt first. Because I was gun smart like that. And I had seen it in a movie once.

"Thank you. Now, what were you saying?" he asked with a smile on his face as he handed my gun to the guy behind him, who gave it to some other guy.

"About what?" I asked, confused. Maybe I wasn't the best person for this meeting. Turning, I looked at Liu Wei. "They are fucked, I can get them to the surface, but there is no way to get them home. We need the device, but I can promise that no one will ever be able to use it," I said as fast as I could before my mind started to go off in another direction. "Oh, and say 'Bless your heart often'," I added with a nod of my head.

There, I handed things off to the sane one. Hopefully, that will help. "Is there anyone I can kill right now? I am feeling kind of stabby," I asked the man standing in front of me.

"Sorry, I'm afraid that we are fresh out of people to kill," replied the man with a shrug of his shoulders as he smiled at me.

"Damn," I grumbled under my breath as Liu Yu Zeng came up behind me and dragged me back by my waist.

"Come on, Sweetness," he said softly. "Let's let big brother handle everything, okay? We still have a whole boat up top filled with people you can kill."

"But I told Beta that he could have those ones," I replied, my bottom lip going down into a pout. Life really wasn't fair.

"Huh," said Liu Yu Zeng as he thought about it. "Well, when we get back to land, if you are still in a stabby mood, you are more than welcome to go out and kill anyone that you want."

"You are the sweetest man ever," I said with a happy smile and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "You promise you will let me go on a killing spree?"

"Of course, Sweetness. Whatever you want," he chuckled.

"You'll do, Disease." As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I could feel myself start to relax. I don't know if I was happy or not that Psycho left that fast. It was certainly a lot less stressful with her being out in the open. Now I still had to deal with a boatload of Navy SEALs from Country M. Or was it a sub-load?

"You're back?" asked Liu Wei with a smile.

"Yeah, sorry about that. Apparently, I was a bit more stressed about the situation than I thought. But Violence was right. Psycho was a lot like Perky and Crazy. No wonder those three are always together," I said with a smile as I rubbed my forehead.

"Now, where were we?"