Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Zhu Bajie: No way! It’s impossible for anything to go viral within three days! I might be dumb, but you won’t fool me with this kind of lame joke!

Shunfeng Er: I don’t think that song is that powerful!

God Erlang: Did Chen just bribe them?

Granny Rong: Don’t speak a word if you have not seen it for yourself! I have proof here! (Intense staring)

Ding!

[Granny Rong just uploaded a video clip!]

"Damn! I can’t believe Granny Rong recorded their dance! This is interesting!" Chen was all lit up. He quickly tapped the video clip to play it. An impressive scene was shown along with the song; Little Apple in the video. Tones of spirits were lined up in the same formation at a broad space! The formation was so big that there was almost no end to it. The grannies that stood in front of other spirits started to dance when the music played. Then, the rest of the spirits tried their best to follow the moves.

The formation of those spirits was similar to school aerobics. The number of the spirits was equal to the students from twenty schools added up together! It was a magnificent sight!

Zhu Bajie: Damn! This song has been brought to life by the dance moves! Even I want to dance with them right now!

Shunfeng Er: You don’t say! With this dance, I’m going to give God Chen 82 points! I will give him the rest of the 18 points, monthly!

Moon Lord: Aiyo! I want to join them as well! I will give my vote to God Chen if I’m allowed to vote again!

NeZha: This is what I told you guys earlier on! This song’s beats are awesome!

God Erlang: I’m learning the dance moves right now! Hahahaha!

Monkey King: I thought you mentioned earlier that only monkeys like this kind of song? You just slapped your face with your own words!

God Erlang: I take back what I said earlier! This song has awesome beats!

Monkey King: Hmph! Of course! That’s my brother’s production! It has to be awesome!

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Waves and waves of discussion started to surface after Granny Rong uploaded the video clip to the group chat. Most of the people changed their opinions towards Chen’s performance. Now, they liked the song a lot!

"Haha! Now I understand! It’s like peanut butter and jelly! Oreo and milk! Little Apple must be presented along with the dance to show its true power!" Chen thought and grinned. He was secretly happy when he saw all the compliments.

Technically speaking, he was not the one that sang Little Apple, but he was the one who designed the dance moves! This is really satisfying!

"Now, I should really pay attention to the result of the voting! There are sixteen thousand votes from the underground realm! This number will bring me close to Chang’e votes! Let’s see if I have the chance to make a great turn!" Chen thought and smiled. A few minutes later, an unexpected result is revealed.

God Xianle: Let me announce the new voting results! God Chen got 18876 votes! Tied with Chang’e!

Zhu Bajie: Such a coincidence!

NeZha: This is fate!

Monkey King: Then, we will have two champions then! No big deal!

God Xianle: Cough…There can’t be two champions in this competition…Because, I have prepared only one prize…

Granny Rong: Man! You are so stingy! I don’t care! You have to give this to God Chen!

Granny Rong might look evil on the TV show but she is actually a very loyal and protective person.

Chen: Thank you, Granny Rong, for supporting me! I have to be the gentleman in a situation like this! I’m ready to give this prize to…

Chang’e: Hold on! God Xianle! I have a question! Who did God Chen vote for just now?

God Xianle: Let me check my conversation history first!

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God Xianle: Found it! He voted for you just now!

Chang’e: Eeeeeek…God Chen, you are such a sweet guy! I have not voted yet! I’m going to vote for God Chen right now! (Face turning red)

Chen: Chang’e sister, are you kidding me? (Shocked) This is the vote that will define the final winner of this competition!

Chang’e: I’m serious! I just voted for you! Hehehe… (Smiling)

God Xianle: I have received the vote from Chang’e! Now, I officially announce the champion of this competition…God Chen!!!!! (Clapping)

Chen: Damn! You really voted for me! Chang’e sister! You didn’t have to do this to me! My face just turned red!

Chang’e: Hehe…You are most welcome! You were sweet to me…Thus, I must be sweet to you as well! (Sticking the tongue out)

Chen: Thank you so much for your sweet gesture! I have nothing to say but to receive it with all my heart! I will definitely treat you even better in the future! (Love hearts)

Chang’e: Then, I will treat you even better as well! (Love heart)

Chen: Then, I shall treat you ten times better! (Love heart)

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Xiao Tianquan: What the hell! I’ve been splashed with a face full of love hearts! This is so torturing!

Moon Lord: This is so cruel! Have you guys ever thought of the feelings of Zhu Bajie?

Zhu Bajie: Sobbing…My eyes have turned blind due to excessive crying! I’ve been sweet to Chang’e all the time as well! Why does she ignore me all the time? Moon Lord! You better come here! I promise I won’t beat you up!

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God Xianle: Cough… Everyone! Stop fooling around! It’s time for the prize giving ceremony! Now, I will send this big Red Envelope to God Chen!

Ding!

[God Xianle just sent a Red Envelope to the group!]

"Muahahaha!!! I managed to turn the tide around! I went from the last place to the first place! This is insane! Let me snatch it!" Chen thought happily.

Ding!

[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from God Xianle! You have received the Pill of True Sound! It had been stored in your treasure chest!]

"The Pill of True Sound? What is that?" Chen was really curious.

The Scholar’s Heart that he received last time was beyond awesome! This might be just as good! Chen went back to the group and chit chatted with the group members for a while. He purposefully thanked Chang’e as well. After that, he closed the group chat and checked on the pill.

Ding!

[The Pill of True Sound; Personally crafted by Taishang Laojun! Top tier heavenly pill! You will be able to master all kinds of sounds after consuming this pill! (PS: Your sound can be used as a weapon as well. Please be careful!) Do you want to withdraw it?]