Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

"You guys can leave if there is nothing else for you to do here!"

After looking at his cell phone, Chen Xiaobei realized that there were a lot of group members tagging his name in the group chat. Feeling curious, Chen Xiaobei brought Feng Qingyang back to the faction immediately. Meanwhile, there was nothing Tai Yitan could do to defeat Chen Xiaobei. Hence, he bought his people left the place as well. Lastly, Hai Linbai carried the heavily injured Tang Yunshan and rushed to the nearest hospital.

Upon returning to Bei Xuan Faction, Chen Xiaobei tapped into the Red Envelope chat group promptly.

Yanwang: @Chen Xiaobei! Come out now! Representing the food hunter association, I hereby summon God Chen!

Zhu Bajie: @Chen Xiaobei! Where are you! Come online now! I want to try the delicacy that you gave to Monkey King!

Shennong: God Chen! Come online! I heard that delicacy was decorated with golden stuff! I'm literally salivating over it!

Bull Demon King: Come online now! God Chen! I'm losing my mind soon! I want to have a taste of it now!

"Damn! This bunch of foodies really live up to their reputation!"

For Yanwang, he was crazy about the spicy sticks.

For Zhubajie, other than being a pervert, he could die for good anytime!

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For Bull Demon King, he did not go crazy over good food. However, thanks to Monkey King's favor of promoting the delicacy, Bull Demon King was now in love with the tiramisu. 

"The mysterious food that was garnished with gold flakes that I sent to Monkey King earlier was the tiramisu that I acquire on Paradise Island! My bro, Monkey King is too damn reliable! I'm glad that he helped me promote this food after he stomached it! Now, I can use the tiramisu to exchange for a few Red Envelopes!" said Chen Xiaobei with a grin on his face.

Chen Xiaobei then entered the chat group.

Chen Xiaobei: Recently, I discovered a new delicacy called golden tiramisu!

Yanwang: Such a weird name…

Zhu Bajie: The name is not important! I want to have a taste of it right now!

Shennong: Quick! Quick! Quick! I can't wait any longer!

Bull Demon King: What a bunch of thick-skinned fellas! Do you guys really think that God Chen could create all those delicacies out of nothing? You guys have to give him something good if you want to have a taste of that legendary delicacy!

Zhu Bajie: No… No problem! Of course, we won't take it for free!

Shennong: That's right! We are more than willing to give something to God Chen in return! Something good!"

"Damn! Bull Demon King is the real bro! I didn't even ask for something in return! I can't believe that he took the initiative to do it for me! He is really quite a good guy! Bull Demon King and Monkey King are good brothers! I guess Monkey King did me a favor by asking Bull Demon King to make sure that no one would take me for granted!"

Bull Demon King: God Chen! Everyone made it clear that they would give you something in return! Tell us now! What do you want?"

Chen Xiaobei: Haha. You guys are too nice! If that's the case, I would like to have some Spiritual Water from Zhu Bajie! As for Yanwang, I would like you to help me to upgrade my Netherspirit Battlescouter! And for Shennong…

Jiang Ziya: Hold on right there!

"F*ck! Why is he here? Something bad is going to happen to me soon!"

Jiang Ziya: Earlier, the Primeval Lord of Heaven mentioned that items from heavenly realm are not allowed to be sent to the human realm! This is to maintain the balance of the human realm! Have all of you forgotten about that?

Zhu Bajie: No… We still remember that… How can we forget about that… We will definitely follow the order gave out by the Primeval Lord of Heaven!

Jiang Ziya: Okay! Good! The human realm is a fragile place! Items from the heavenly realm are powerful enough to turn that place into a hell hole! Who is going to bear the consequences if the human realm is destroyed!

Shennong: That's right! Jiang Ziya is right! We are just joking! Trust me, we are not going to send him any Red Envelope!

Jiang Ziya: The Primeval Lord of Heaven is not trying to make it difficult for all of you! If there is something big happening in the group, feel free to flood the group with Red Envelopes. One's luck will determine the number of Red Envelope one can acquire!

Zhu Bajie: This is great! Primordial Lord of Heaven is really wise!

Jiang Ziya: Of course! If God Chen is willing to use his merit points to pay for the items from the heavenly realm, that is actually fine by me and Primordial Lord of Heaven! From here, you can see that the Primordial Lord of Heaven had granted you special treatment! It is unprecedented!

"Tsk! Clearly, the Primordial Lord of Heaven is trying to make my life difficult! He should feel embarrassed for saying something like that! I have never seen someone with such a thick face!"

It was after all a dirty trick. Initially, Chen Xiaobei could use a few pieces of cake to exchange for Red Envelopes. Seconds later, Jiang Ziya came into the group and interrupted his plan. If merit points were the only way to acquire Red Envelopes, he would need tons of merit point to get what he wanted.

"Back to serious business! I know how to deal with your evil plan! Last time, I use spicy sticks to exchange for God's Eyes Talisman! I can just ask them to send me a personal package! And there is nothing you can do about it!"

Ding!

Jiang Ziya: @Chen Xiaobei. Shidi, I have something to inform you!

Chen Xiaobei: What kind of thing?

Jiang Ziya: According to the Red Envelope record, @Qianli Yan sent you a God's Eyes Talisman three days ago!

"Shit! He found out about it! My idea is not going to work anymore!"

Jiang Ziya: Other than that, I have the Book of Merit Points with me! I can see that Qianli Yan's merit point did not increase after he gave you the God's Eyes Talisman! What he did had already violated the law of heaven! After discussing with Jade Emperor, we have decided to demote him! He will serve as a good example for all the deities in heaven!

Chen Xiaobei: What? Qianli Yan was demoted?

Jiang Ziya: Calm down. Considering that you are the disciple of the Prime of Tongtian, I will not punish you. Still, I hope that you will never do such a thing again! If not, you are going to bring trouble to others!

"F*ck! This f*cking bitch! All these dirty tricks! Considering that he knew about it some time ago, now, he just did it on purpose to embarrass me in the group! And he chose to punish Qianli Yan but not me! He wants all the group members to think that I took advantage of my special position to bring trouble to others! Other than embarrassing me, he criticized my sifu for being biased – siding with me but not others! I can't take it anymore!"

Chen Xiaonei: Regarding this matter, I'm the one that asked Qianli Yan to do it for me! He is not wrong! I'm the one that broke the law of heaven!

Jiang Ziya: Shidi Chen, you are an adult now. You should think before you talk! By taking all the blame, you are going to be punished severely! Have you thought about that?

Chen Xiaobei: I will take all the consequences! I, Chen Xiaobei, am a real man!

Jiang Ziya: Haha! As the disciple of the Prime of Tongtian, you are pretty daring! If you are willing to take the blame, we will recover Qian Liyan's position in heaven! However, I have to remind you that you are not going to like the punishment!

Chen Xiaobei: Just spill it!

Jiang Ziya: I'm going to use the Book of Merit Points to remove all your merit points! Are you sure you want to take this punishment?

Chen Xiaobei: Just do it! I will not take back my words! Sooner or later, you will pay me double the merit points that you have taken away from me!