Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

Chapter 388: Chapter 388 Borrowing 200,000, Just to Eat

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“Those viewers who said Dr. Chen is a language expert, please come out. 1 want to give you a big smack.”

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“[Eat Above All] isn’t really fitting. Human meat mountain would suit her better.”

“Her good facial features prove that she has a good foundation. As long as she loses a few pounds, she’ll be a beauty.”

“A few, do you mean 200 pounds?”

“Those fats ruined everything.”

On the screen, a female viewer who shocked everyone appeared.

[Eat Above All] had decent facial features and a head full of long hair.

Unfortunately, her body was like a small mountain.

Many viewers estimated that she weighed no less than 300 pounds.

The viewers exclaimed in amazement at [Eat Above All]’s weight.

Chen Yu was right.

She had an important decision to make—about her diet, that is.

[Eat Above All] was so fat that she completely blocked her background.

“Dr. Chen, 1 want to be rich. 1 want to be rich!”

The moment [Eat Above All] spoke, everyone was once again shocked.

Unlike the other caller, she didn’t greet Chen Yu.

She didn’t even explain her intentions in a more tactful manner.

She went straight to the point and asked Chen Yu to help her get rich.

Were youngsters nowadays so direct?

“Dear patient, are you sure you want me to give you some ideas and help you make a fortune?” Chen Yu asked with a smile.

[Eat Above All] nodded heavily.

“Dr. Chen, please tell me.”

“How can 1 make a fortune? I’ve been worried to death these past two days.”

[Eat Above All]’s expression gradually became gloomy.

When she thought of those vampires, her good mood was gone.

Luckily, Heaven never forsakes a way out.

Just as she was about to be cornered, the opportunity presented itself.

“If that’s the case, then 1’11 help you.”

Chen Yu’s answer surprised everyone.

[Eat Above All] asked directly, and Chen Yu replied even more directly.

He had only asked one question and immediately replied that he would help [Eat Above All] get rich.

Could it be that [Eat Above All] was born to be rich?

The viewers watched their interaction without blinking as they sent out comments.

“Turn off airplane mode on your phone and call the local hospital to make an appointment for a full-body checkup tomorrow.”

When Chen Yu finished speaking, a troubled expression appeared on [Eat Above All]’s face.

“Dr. Chen, can 1 not make a call now?”

“Also, why do 1 have to make an appointment for a medical examination at the hospital?”

“If I go to the hospital for a checkup, how much will it cost?”

[Eat Above All] asked.

“The examination fee is about a few hundred yuan.”

“As for why you need a hospital checkup, it’s because you want to make a fortune.”

Chen Yu spread his hands.

“You have to face what you have to face sooner or later.”

“Your fortune is closely related to your phone call.”

“If your phone is always in airplane mode, it’s true that phone calls and text messages from the debt collection company won’t be able to enter.”

“But your opportunity to make a fortune will also be blocked by you.”

As soon as he said this, the chat started to marvel that this new patient was another illegal online loan recipient.

“No wonder she went straight to the point that she wanted to get rich. It turns out that she’s an online loan recipient.”

“I counted on my fingers. All the money from her online loan should have gone into her stomach, right?”

“Our company offers a kind of loan that starts at 200,000 yuan, and the interest is only 20% per day.”

“I can’t even tell if the above comment is for real or a troll at this point.”

“20% interest per day, interest first, then principal. Five years. You also can’t pay it off in advance.”

“The interest will be 20,000 yuan a day. You’re a modern-day Count Dracula, with how greedy you’re with your blood-sucking.”

Reading the many comments mocking her, [Eat Above All] was embarrassed. The muscles on her face twitched, and many viewers spat out their drinks. “Using a 200,000 yuan online loan on food, you also think it’s a little unbelievable, no?”

Chen Yu asked with a smile.

[Eat Above All] pouted and nodded lightly.

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The viewers were speechless.

While they teased that [Eat Above All] took the money she got from her loan and ate it all into her belly, no one here expected her to spend all her money on food.

A whole 200,000 yuan.

“Missy, I’ll personally give you 100 yuan to buy a few meals.”

“Can you tell me how you managed to eat all 200,000 yuan?”

The wealthier viewers sent a paid comment, asking for [Eat Above All]’s bank account number.

With someone opening the topic, the other viewers asked one after another.

What kind of delicacies did she eat?

Some took out loans to buy houses, while others took out loans to buy cars.

There were many uses for a loan.

The only thing the viewers had never seen was using a loan of 200,000 yuan to satisfy one’s appetite.

“Thank you. I’ll send you my bank account number now.”

There were only a few yuan left on her bank card. After starving for an entire day, [Eat Above All] was all out of dignity.

The first thing she did was quickly send her bank account number to the rich viewer.

In the face of hunger, everything else had to wait.

The person kept their promise and paid 100 yuan.

When she saw the notification on his phone, [Eat Above All] was all smiles.

“Big sister, stop smiling. It’s so scary.”

“You have received the money. Now, please start your story.”

The generous act of the rich viewer won countless likes.

“I’ve liked to eat since 1 was young. When 1 was in my first year of high school, 1 weighed more than 200 pounds.”

“So, my parents started to restrict my diet.”

“They only give me a little food every day.”

“They even threatened me, saying that if they found out that 1 was cheating on my diet, he would cut off my allowance.”

“My three years of high school were miserable for me.”

“The amount of food 1 ate is about the same as bird food.”

“I actually lost a pound during the college entrance examination.”

[Eat Above All] looked like she was in pain, switched her screen, and ordered a discounted family bucket.

The viewers were dumbfounded.

Her parents had been strictly guarding her for three years, but she had only lost one pound.

The last time anyone here pooped, it was probably more than one pound…

She even complained that she ate bird food every day.

What kind of bird food was she eating? Ostrich food?

After ordering takeout, [Eat Above All] was in a much better mood.

“After 1 went to university, no one cared about me.”

“But here comes another problem.”

“In order to limit my weight gain, my parents only give me 3,000 yuan a month for living expenses.”

The viewers started covering their faces.

Isn’t this just plain bragging?

Why is she complaining when her parents gave her 3,000 yuan for living expenses?

What about those university students who only had 1,000 yuan in living expenses?

“3,000 yuan might be enough for a month’s food expenses for an ordinary college student, but for me, it’s only half a month’s food expenses,” said [Eat Above All] helplessly.

“I have to be calculative on my daily food budget.”

The rich viewer was the first to express his shock.

He had earned tens of millions from scratch and was considered wealthy.

Other than business banquets and treating others to meals when necessary, the money spent on his food every day was only about 100 yuan.

He couldn’t help but send a paid comment, asking [Eat Above All] about what she was eating.

Did her diet consist of dragon liver and phoenix marrow or expensive seafood?