The Alchemist of Harry Potter

As soon as Umbridge took office, he began to use methods to form gangs to consolidate his power and position at Hogwarts. She knew very well that it was impossible to control Hogwarts alone, and Filch, whom she had previously attracted, was not as reliable as she imagined. She needed more helpers to help share the pressure, create conflicts, and divert the attention of the students.

As a result, the investigation team was soon formally established through an education decree. Umbridge planned to use these privileged positions to win over the group of powerful Slytherin students. She knew very well that the descendants of those pure-blood wizards liked such privileges.

Without any interference, Umbridge directly appointed Malfoy's group as members of the investigation team, and granted them various powers of the investigation team and a silver "I" badge that symbolized their status.

As Umbridge wished, Hogwarts soon fell into chaos, and a group of Slytherin people gained power, and they became arrogant and domineering, and began to use the power obtained from Umbridge to frantically suppress the other three College, successfully diverted the attention of the students.

No way, in just half a day, except for the emerald Slytherin hourglass, the number of gems in the hourglass of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff has been greatly reduced.

The students of the three academies all stared at the group of arrogant and domineering guys, eager to pull out their wands to teach each other an unforgettable lesson.

Faced with Malfoy's provocation, Harry finally held back, looking at the Malfoy trio laughing away in disgust.

"Damn!"

Ron kicked the wall so hard that he wanted to kill him. It was Malfoy's group who subdued Ginny.

"What the **** are Fred and George doing?"

"Calm down, Ron," Hermione reminded.

"How did you make me calm down, you saw it just now." Ron punched the wall again.

"It's not the best time yet," Harry said gloomily as he watched Malfoy leave.

At least, you can't directly beat the other party on the bright side, otherwise you will get into unnecessary trouble.

Everyone has accumulated a stomach of anger, disgusted with the so-called investigation team, and even more disgusted with Umbridge who caused all this.

Those students who had beaten Umbridge felt that their shots were too light at the time. Why didn't they slap the toad into the school hospital?

Many people ran to Albert, hoping he could help find something.

Fred, George, and Lee Jordan, who are experienced in doing things, naturally won't sit still. The arrogant and domineering investigation team is a scumbag in their eyes (Albert's original words), and they are good test objects for joke props. .

The three took the advice they got from Albert, called DA members, and prepared to set up a team of counterattack investigation team.

According to the guidelines from Albert, George listed to everyone how to deal with the investigation team: "You don't need to care about their provocation. The more you care, the more excited the other party will be. So just ignore the provocation of the investigation team. Pretend not to see them, especially when they are so high-profile and provocative to attract your attention, but they are completely ignored by you, the other party is even more uncomfortable than you, after all, he can't continue to pretend to force, of course, you can also use the idiot As for the point deduction issue, the points have been deducted anyway, so let them continue to deduct points."

In order to combat the investigation team and Umbridge, the Weasley twins officially announced that they will provide you with 40% off joke props at the price of vomiting blood, so that everyone has enough joke props to fight the evil toad.

When the Anti-Toad Alliance was secretly planning how to deal with the investigation team and the toad, Peeves, who had been waiting for Dumbledore to leave, finally released himself.

In the past, the tricks of overturning tables, knocking down statues and vases, and suddenly rushing out of the blackboard during class were no longer used by Peeves.

With Albert's special support, Peeves is now fully equipped and powerful.

It immediately threw a laughing bomb into the classroom during the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, and watched the students who were in the class rush out of the classroom under the smoke, laughing more and more.

Umbridge, who was laughing wildly, was soon hit by a dung bomb. She laughed and looked at Peeves who threw the dung bomb, trembling all over.

puff! puff! puff!

Three large dung bombs hit Umbridge's face in full view, and Peeves pinched his nose in a gesture of disgust, and flew away laughing.

However, the weird thing is that everyone looks at Umbridge laughing, it feels extra funny.

Ever since Peeves started doing things, strange things have happened in the school one after another.

At night, several students claimed to have seen terrifying giants in the corridors, and screams resounded throughout the castle.

To this end, Umbridge also asked Aurors from the Ministry of Magic to search the castle and grounds, but found no sign of the giant at all.

According to the news that Nick, who almost frowned, overheard, Umbridge actually thought that this matter might have something to do with Hagrid, because Hagrid had giant blood.

As soon as he entered the hall, Albert heard a messy roar. Several wolf-toothed flying saucers flew over the heads of everyone, and the roar echoed in the hall, almost making Filch's nose crooked.

Every time they saw the UFO flying over their heads, the students would lower their heads subconsciously, so as not to be bitten on the head by the UFO.

For the lucky one who is bitten by a flying saucer, Peeves will help him change his hairstyle for free, and now classrooms can always see someone wearing a bizarre hairstyle to class.

A frantic Umbridge tried to fix her students' hair problems, but the poor knowledge she had almost forgotten in her head wasn't enough to get them off the hook.

So, Umbridge, who couldn't bear it, used the Smashing Charm to destroy the wolf-tooth flying saucer. As a result, the thing exploded directly on everyone's head, which not only shocked everyone, but also caused several students to enter the school hospital.

In the end, Umbridge came up with a ridiculous solution, which was to have Filch take the mop pole and knock down those maces.ɴᴇᴡ ɴᴏᴠᴇʟ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ ᴘᴜʙʟɪsʜᴇᴅ ᴏɴ (f)ir(e).nᴇt

The result can be imagined, Filch still has nothing to gain, and was smeared by Peeves.

Umbridge could only watch students with all kinds of weird hairstyles appear in the classroom. Of course, this group of people couldn't all be Peeves' victims. They bought quick-acting hair dyes from Fred. Sprays and potions for various hairstyles.

When Umbridge needs help, the investigation team also has various accidents.

Draco Malfoy's head was dyed emerald green, and a small flower grew on it.

As for the dogleg Goyle and Crabbe, of course, they won't fall off. One has green onions coming out of its nose and ears, and the other has a terrible skin disease that looks like it's covered with corn flakes.

The unfortunate Monta fainted in the toilet, and it is said that when he was found, it stinks.

Pansy Parkinson's head grows antlers and a pig's nose, and photos are circulating wildly in the school.

Cassius Warrington was found on the toilet in the girls' bathroom with his trousers half off, blood dripping from his nose and God knows what he was doing.

The other members of the investigative team have had some misfortune to offer Umbridge of any kind.

No, they successfully helped Umbridge attract a wave of hatred.

Umbridge, however, was not happy, because she found herself entering the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom when the students in it all began to collectively faint, vomit, develop severe fever, or spray nosebleeds from both nostrils.

Most of the students need to go to the school hospital, and the only students in the classroom are stunned Slytherin students.

What angered Umbridge the most was that the group insisted that they had "Umbridge Syndrome."

The furious Umbridge ordered Madam Pomfrey to cure them and find the source of these mysterious illnesses, but Madam Pomfrey still expressed her inability to do anything, and even if cured, it could still relapse at any time.

Umbridge naturally doesn't believe in this kind of nonsense. She thinks it's someone doing it. Otherwise, how could all the students get sick at the same time, and only in her class. usage instructions.

Umbridge therefore locked up many students, trying to use various means to get them to reveal the root cause of the disease. However, she still couldn't find the reason, and what was even worse was that she found that she also had signs of infection, such as when she was confined to others, she suddenly fainted, retched, had nosebleeds, and had a fever.

Even if she knew that someone was causing trouble for her, Umbridge couldn't do anything very well. Who made her find the source of the problem?

In the end, she had to throw in the towel and allow the bleeding, fainting, and vomiting students to leave her classroom in droves, all while avoiding contagion from the odd symptom.

Umbridge admits defeat, UU reading www.uukanshu. com doesn't mean it's over.

There have been previous cases, and everyone has been reluctant to believe in Toad's reputation, thinking that this may be her conspiracy, and are very careful to guard against her, lest the previous case recur. Especially Ravenclaw and Gryffindor students, no one wants to be the next Colin and Ginny.

What everyone wants to know the most now is when the toad will get out.

And the topic Albert heard most frequently was: how to get Umbridge out.

Umbridge was definitely the most unpopular headmaster, if she could count.

Being stared at by a group of students who are eager to try and prepare to make trouble, Umbridge's life is not easy, especially since the members of the investigation team have all entered the school hospital, she is under a lot of pressure, and her temper has become more irritable than before. , but it didn't help at all, especially Peeves, who haunted her like a devil all day, constantly causing trouble for her, making her mentally weak, and once she let her guard down, Peeves would grab her ears and scream loudly Called: hold your ears, hold your ears!"