The Alchemist of Harry Potter

After gradually adjusting to the chaotic situation at Hogwarts, everyone is surprised to find that the original college life has changed dramatically.

The professors were completely blind to what was going on in the castle, and even if the students were blatantly playing wizard cards in class, they wouldn't have any opinions, and it was more arbitrary to add or deduct points.

No one has really taken scores seriously since the Investigative Action Team at Hogwarts.ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʟᴀᴛᴇsᴛ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs ᴀᴛ novelenglish.net . ꜰirᴇ

In a certain spell class, Professor Flitwick went to watch Fred and Lee Jordan play the wizarding card, and chatted with Albert about the magazine "Spell Innovation", which surprised many students.

No one thought that even Professor Flitwick was starting to rot.

Although the class has become very casual, Professor Flitwick's class is still very popular, especially he sometimes talks about various interesting topics with everyone in class on a whim. He also asked Albert to come to the stage to tell everyone about the International Wizarding Duel Tournament, and by the way, he gave everyone a variety of common sense.

In fact, after Headmaster Dumbledore was forced to leave the school, the entire Hogwarts professors didn't take the new Headmaster seriously at all, and were happy to see each other make a joke.

Every time they encountered a small matter, the professors would ask someone to "invite" Umbridge to deal with it, as if no one could handle the matter without the new principal.

As a result, Umbridge's headmaster's life suddenly became hectic.

There are always so many classrooms every day that the roar of the wolf-toothed flying saucer can be heard, and then Umbridge and Filch need to bring large insect nets and rush to help the professors out of trouble.

Since she can't use spells to deal with the wolf-toothed flying saucer, she can only find another way. If this trivial matter can't be solved, it will appear that she is very incompetent.

So, at Filch's suggestion, Umbridge built a large insect net. As long as this thing is used to trap the wolf-toothed flying saucer, wouldn't it be easy to solve the problem?

It wasn't as easy as Filch said, of course, but at least it was a solution to the problem.

Every time there are always a lot of melon eaters cheering for Umbridge and Filch and so on, the picture is always very happy.

Since such scenes often occurred, Albert changed the wolf-toothed flying saucer into a cheaper fly toy.

The toy fly had a toad-like head and liked to fly over people's heads, making a constant buzzing noise.

So, before the unfortunate Umbridge could enjoy the power of the headmaster, he exhausted himself half to death.

She has to run around with Filch every day, dealing with various emergencies, and her back has become a landscape of Hogwarts.

The professors are known to have the ability to solve problems on their own, but they also have good reasons to throw problems at Umbridge, because they can't be sure they have the power, so it's easier to ask Umbridge to go over and help.

Now everyone in the school is watching Umbridge's jokes, and even the professors are also happy to cooperate with everyone to find something for Umbridge to do, don't let her idle, or Umbridge will continue to play thing.

Albert's original sentence "Toad is simply too idle, so he has the time and energy to trouble everyone." It has been affirmed by many people.

So, everyone is helping her find something to do.

No one will sympathize with what happened to Umbridge. Who made Umbridge mess up Hogwarts and want to climb on everyone's heads?

Since she likes tossing, let her toss, anyway, the toad's troubles are far from over, and there is a Peeves in the castle who likes tossing more than her.

Speaking of Peeves, everyone now loves it and hates it.

These days, Peeves has really played a big role in bringing joy and laughter to everyone when he's causing trouble for Umbridge. Most of the jokes at Hogwarts today are supported by Peeves and Umbridge.

However, it's definitely not a wonderful thing to be affected by Peeves' shenanigans, and no one wants to experience Umbridge's experience for themselves.

This mischievous guy opened a can of herring in front of Umbridge and poured it on a plate in front of Umbridge while everyone was having lunch, and warmly invited him to enjoy traditional Swedish food .

The moment the canned herring was opened, Umbridge's face turned dark. The unique "scent" of the canned herring almost made Umbridge and the professors in the faculty spit out the food they just ate.

"You're welcome, let's try it."

Peeves giggled, picked up a herring, put it in his mouth, and held it in front of Umbridge, as if considering whether to put it in Umbridge's mouth.

Under the complicated gazes of the other professors, the plate of herring was accidentally snapped into Umbridge's face.

"Fortunately I'm still here."

Peeves made another can of herring, opened it again, and chased after Umbridge, inviting her to taste this "delicious" can.

"Scent" faded away in a burst of screams and giggles, and everyone stared at the hall, dumbfounded.

The next moment, many people covered their mouths and retched.

No way, the smell was so wonderful that it took away all their appetite at once.

George turned his head to look at Albert, and suddenly understood why his friend didn't eat, and regretted why he was less vigilant.

"It's a horrible smell. It's hard to believe that it's the smell of canned food." Lee Jordan felt that his whole body was bad.

"Canned herring is said to be a traditional Swedish food. However, even in the Muggle world, not many people will try to taste it." Shanna looked at the rest of the food in front of her, without any appetite.

"If you can get over the smell, canned herring is still delicious." Albert decided to let the house-elves prepare extra food for him later.

"Have you tasted it?"

Everyone looked at Albert, all with shocked expressions.

"I haven't tried it, and I don't plan to try it." Albert shook his head. Although he likes to taste delicious food, he is not interested in all kinds of exotic foods.

"I remember you got Peeves a big box of those cans!"

George suddenly realized a serious problem. If Peeves opened a can of herring in the hall every day, they would still have to eat.

There was an eerie silence around.

This is undoubtedly depressing news, and everyone can only pray silently for Umbridge not to come back to the hall for dinner.

However, their wish was doomed, Peeves always liked to run out and make trouble at Umbridge's meal, and no matter what Umbridge did, she couldn't escape unless she wasn't dining at Hogwarts, once or twice naturally Yes, but more often, it is simply impossible.

With the mentality of everyone being unlucky together, Umbridge ran to the hall to eat again, pulling everyone into the water together, causing many people to see Umbridge appearing in the hall, they would quickly finish their food and leave the hall, so as not to be skinned later Peders' food is disgusting.

It is said that Peeves gave Umbridge a cockroach bisque last time.

Many people don't understand Umbridge's persistence, don't understand Umbridge's miserable life in the school, and still refuse to give up the position of principal.

In Hogwarts Castle, only Filch was really willing to help Umbridge.

Probably because Umbridge made Filch feel that he was being used, and Umbridge also passed the "Caning Approval Order", which gave Filch the power to use the whip to teach naughty students.

Since then, Filch has been walking around the corridors every day with a horsewhip, eager to catch those troublemakers.

But the problem is that Filch seems to have forgotten that he is just a squib, and is not worth mentioning in front of students who can cast spells, and there are too many students who are naughty and mischievous. ” is more united than before.

Filch was no match for them at all, and couldn't catch anyone at all.

Of course, people don't go too far, often using a full-body restraint spell to make this dear Mr. Manager stand in the hallway for hours, and he can't catch who is playing tricks on him.

"Umbridge has banned the three of us from participating in Quidditch again. Angelina is going to be mad." Fred sat down beside Albert with the food, and mentioned what happened just now. " She still dreamed of confiscating our broom, I said that the broom was stolen by Peeves, and she asked her to find Peeves herself, but she actually planned to search our dormitory..."

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"We think she might want to target you," George said in a low voice. "Toad may suspect that you gave Peeves the cans, and Umbridge is said to have also searched the Room of Requirement for evidence."

As can be imagined, Umbridge couldn't enter the Gryffindor common room because everyone forgot the password.

The fat lady's request to open the door is very simple, she will let in by saying the command.

No one is allowed in without a password.

"Later, she went to Professor McGonagall for her password." Fred seemed to find it funny. "Professor McGonagall said she forgot the password."

"Anyway, Toad finally gave up."

"You should ask her to come to me for a password." Albert said with a smile.

"Will you tell her?" Fred asked curiously, they didn't believe Albert could be so kind.

"I'll make her fall when she steps into the lounge." Albert shrugged, "It's better to knock out a few teeth. I don't think Madam Pomfrey can make the teeth grow quickly. Maybe she Just need a few gold teeth."

"We're going to surprise Toad lately," George said in a low voice, looking around.

"Well, big surprise?" Albert looked at George suspiciously and said, "Now there are big surprises every day, as long as everyone can keep smiling, it's enough."

"You're right. However, this time it's an action against the Toad Alliance. We're going to turn the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom into a swamp, and then everyone won't have to go to class. The portable swamp we made last time just happened to come in handy. ." Fred briefly explained their plan to Albert.

"No one really likes her class anyway." George echoed.

"If the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom can't go to class, the quick-acting escaping candy will probably not be available for sale now." Albert looked at Fred and George rather speechlessly, and reminded kindly, "If you want to give one to Toad Surprise, can turn the corridor outside Defence Against the Dark Arts into a swamp, so that they can only use a boat to cross the swamp to class, and also find something for Filch by the way, he is now wandering around with a whip all day, not like an administrator."

"You're right, we're getting carried away." Of course, Fred and George will not have a hard time with money, and Umbridge is undoubtedly a guarantee for the hot sale of fast-acting truancy candy.

"I'm afraid your plan will be delayed." Lee Jordan came out of nowhere.

"What's wrong?"

"I just heard from the almost headless Niko that Umbridge has passed the education order to expel Peeves, and she plans to send someone from the Ministry of Magic to help solve the problem of Peeves." Lee Jordan said. The latest news he hit him today, "Is your swamp reliable, will it be eliminated by those guys from the Ministry of Magic?"

"Then wait until this is over, maybe we'll have a new stinky version of the portable swamp by then."

The Wesley twins weren't too confident in their swamp. He believed that Umbridge might not be able to handle the portable swamp with a lot of effort, but the professors could easily remove it with just a wave of their wands. Elite Aurors cannot be too weak.

"This is a good opportunity to show the group of people at the Ministry of Magic Umbridge's embarrassed appearance." Albert said softly, "By the way, take out all the toad statues!"

"Are we finally going to get the toad statue out?" George looked excited. They made the Umbridge statue very early, and it was ready to be placed in the foyer for people to enjoy.

Albert also released various protective magics on the statue, which would not be easily destroyed, and with the permanent sticking spell, even if the Aurors from the Ministry of Magic came, it would be difficult to get it away.

"I think it must be a big surprise for everyone."

Fred said with a smile, he was looking forward to that day more and more, and the whole castle would definitely be in chaos by then, but what did that have to do with him?

After Lee Jordan's deliberate dissemination, everyone knows that the Ministry of Magic has issued an order to expel Peeves.

The most exciting of all was Filch, who was finally able to drive his archenemy away from Hogwarts.

However, most of the students are not optimistic about the Ministry of Magic, because Umbridge tried it last time, so they suffered a lot, and finally the headmaster came forward to solve the problem.

If Peeves can be easily driven out of Hogwarts, there is absolutely no way that guy is still at Hogwarts.