The Alchemist of Harry Potter

"Um... Albert, I suddenly had a good idea."

　　 At night, in the common room of Gryffindor, Fred, who was immersed in his homework, suddenly raised his head and said.

　　 "What's a good idea?" Albert asked without looking up.

　　 "I got an inspiration from fat lip seasoning."

　　 "Fat lip seasoning?" Albert was a little surprised when he heard this name, frowned slightly and asked, "Aren't you working on a treatise on Frozen Curse?"

　　 "Ahem, that... I mean fat tongue candy." Fred pinched a multi-flavored bean and threw it into his mouth, his eyes lighted.

　　 "Nothing new." Lee Jordan commented.

　　""Shut up and listen to me. "Fred couldn't help but glared at Li Qiaodan and continued to explain, "Since swelling agent can be added, why can't it be swelling agent or swelling magic?" "

　　 "Expansion magic?"

　　 Albert raised his head and looked at Fred. The easiest way is to add an expander to the candy. The effect is similar to that of expansion magic, but he is not sure if there is such a potion. As for expansion magic? He felt that at the current level of Fred and George, it was not possible to do this for the time being, even for him, there was no good way for a while.

　　 "So, you want me to do it for you?" Albert raised his eyebrows and asked back.

　　 Both of them were a little embarrassed at once, which obviously meant it.

"You don't want to open a joke shop, if that's the case, just think of a way to turn your ideas into reality, otherwise you will never have your own joke shop." Albert reminded, "After all, you need to create the interesting items in the joke shop, right?"

　　 "Oh, okay." Fred, a little discouraged, answered casually.

　　 "Tell me what you think." George was very interested.

　　 A few minutes later, Albert said irritably, "Why don't you just inflate into a balloon after eating the candy?"

　　 "I think the tongue is more interesting." Fred opened his mouth wide, making tongue-out and gasping movements. "It's best that the tongue gets bigger and bigger."

　　 "Are you the devil?"

　　 "Don't make your saliva fly." Lee Jordan grumbled angrily

　　 "I think it's more interesting to be a balloon."

　　 "It's easier to cast a spell directly, but to turn it into candy, I'm afraid you can only rely on potions or other methods." Albert said, "Also, have you considered the danger of these joke items."

　　 "Dangerous, will it be dangerous?" George obviously doesn't think so. "Most adult wizards can easily dispel the expansion magic."

　　 "Yes, this is just a funny joke item, as long as it doesn't flow into the Muggle world, there will be no other problems." Fred agreed.

Magic is undoubtedly dangerous for ordinary people. Even if it is just an ordinary prank, it may bring disasters to them, such as the expansion curse. Once a person is blown up, without the help of magic, this life is estimated to be over, but for For a wizard who knows magic, it may be just a funny joke.

　　 At this moment, Albert suddenly understood a little bit why the Ministry of Magic would ban minor wizards from using magic outside the school.

　　 Once something bad happens, people from the Ministry of Magic must come to help wipe the butt. Once there is too much disturbance, it will be even more troublesome. In a wizard's family, the parents of the child will naturally solve these problems by themselves.

　　 "Couldn't you guys make that thing?" Angelina stared suspiciously at the guys in front of her. Listening to the topic they just discussed, it was really possible. Moreover, that guy is the most suspicious.

　　 Angelina looked at Albert with suspicion, who was still reading the brick book in her hand.

　　 "By the way, do you know? The price of anti-swelling agents on the black market has gone up again." Shanna suddenly turned off the topic.

　　 "Black market, **** it, why didn't I expect it!" When Fred heard Shanna talk about anti-swelling agents, he was rather annoyed that he didn't think of this way of making money.

"Come on, the anti-swelling agent you made, I dare say no one would dare to drink it." Shanna couldn't help but give Fred a blank look. "If it's Albert, it's fine. You must be no one. Dare to buy and drink, what if you drink it and get poisoned?"

　　 "My potion is still very good." Fred immediately quibbleed.

　　 "How do I remember that you failed the potion homework last time and you were imprisoned by Professor Snape." Angelina, who was playing the wizard card with Shanna, unceremoniously exposed Fred's lies.

　　 "Will someone really be poisoned by using an antiswelling agent?" Angelina is curious about what level is needed to turn an antiswelling agent into a poison?

"Once the method of configuring the potion is wrong, it may indeed become a pot of poison, and the anti-swelling agent is naturally no exception, otherwise the anti-swelling agent in the black market of Hogwarts will not be a big fire." Albert is not very surprised. Maybe any hapless guy was poisoned after drinking the potion he had prepared!"

　　 "Shut up, don't talk nonsense!" George said.

　　 "Ah, it's too late." Lee Jordan stretched out his hand to cover his face, looking completely finished.

　　 "What's wrong with you?" Alia looked at the three of them puzzled.

　　 "Don't you know that Albert's words are more accurate than his predictions." Fred explained, "Especially those bad things, once you say it."

　　 It turns out that Albert's words are really poisonous.

　　 The next day, a third-grade student from Hufflepuff was sent to the school hospital because of mild symptoms of poisoning because of using his own anti-swelling agent.

　　 When Snape heard this, his nose was almost tilted. Seeing that his student had been poisoned by the potion he had made, he threatened to wait for the other party to recover from his illness and put him in confinement for a month.

　　 That idiot just humiliated him.

　　 "I'm right!" Fred heard the words and said helplessly to Angelina who was stunned. Then, he was going to continue to study the formula of the anti-swelling agent. He had not given up the idea of ​​selling the anti-swelling agent to make money.

　　 "I think you should think that Golan Fondo must win every day now." Angelina said to Albert seriously.

　　 "I don't think you can win!"

　　 "Shut up, bastard, don't talk nonsense like this!" George reached out and covered Albert's mouth, trying to get him to swallow the words again.

　　 "If we really lose, it must be Albert's fault." Fred's expression was sad.

"Okay, stop making trouble." Albert interrupted those who still wanted to say something. "Give up, there is no shortage of anti-swelling agents in the black market, and even if you can really succeed, there is no way. Don't worry about how much money you make.

　　 "How much is a bottle of anti-swelling agent?" Lee Jordan asked curiously.

　　"3 A bottle of Xicco~www.mtl.com~ It was Alia who answered them. She took out a glass bottle with anti-swelling agent from her pocket, "This stuff was very popular in the black market a while ago. "

　　 Since Madam Pomfrey told everyone the secret of swollen sausage lips, many people have carried a bottle of anti-swelling agent with them in case they accidentally get hit. No one wants others to read a joke.

　　 "Why is this mark so familiar!" Lee Jordan looked at the mark on the bottle.

　　"?"

　　 Everyone looked at Albert.

　　 "Well, I made a big pot last time, kept a bottle for myself, gave some of it to others, and sold the rest." Albert didn't hide it. In fact, he didn't intend to sell swelling agents. Later, he was also recruited once. After taking out the medicine to eliminate the swelling, someone asked him where he got it. Then... Albert set a price casually and sold them the anti-swelling agent.

　　Of course, the glass bottles used for the potions are derived from the transformation spell and the copying spell.

　　 "Wow, by the way, you don't tell us about the black market?"

　　 Hogwarts has a black market, and some students occasionally trade some contraband with each other through the black market, such as some things in the Joko shop, or some illegal potions, and gadgets.

　　 Of course, there are books on black magic, and occasionally someone asks to help configure some intelligence boosters.

　　It’s just that this medicine is easily checked out during the exam. There are several such unlucky ones at Hogwarts every year.

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