The Alchemist of Harry Potter

"Unexpectedly, it will be easier than originally expected. This should be considered a crushing in equipment and tactics." Albert looked at the Slytherin student who had fallen on the floor in the bathroom and muttered.

He lifted his foot across a group of unlucky people who were unconscious, walked to Fred and George, lifted the spell on them, and awakened them from the coma.

"It seems that you got it done easily." Fred struggled to get up, looking at Albert, who seemed to have just walked in from the bathroom, with a surprised expression on his face.

They all knew that Albert would be able to handle those guys, but they didn't expect it to be so easy, it was as simple as eating.

"Well, I used a little trick."

"What little trick is so effective, I want to learn too." Fred murmured, looked around the hapless group, walked to Flint's side, knelt down and looked at the fainted culprit, stretched out his hand and patted him. Cheek sneered proudly: "On conspiracy, you are still far away!"

After the spell on George was lifted, he got up from the ground in embarrassment, rubbed his sore scalp by the montage with one hand, and slapped Albert's shoulder with a fist and complained, "If you slow down One step, my head is really going to be stuffed into the toilet."

Albert ignored George’s complaint, and turned his head to Fred and said, “There are two unlucky people who were fainted by me outside. Go get them in. Right at the door, I cast them a disillusionment curse. By the way, don't let people see it."

"Don't worry, I will pay attention and will not be seen."

For a moment, Fred dragged the two people who were unconscious outside into the men's bathroom like a dog, not caring that their cheeks were in close contact with the ground.

"Where's Lee Jordan?" George frowned without seeing his roommate.

"It should be here."

Albert opened the doors of the compartments one by one. In one of the doors, he saw some irregular light distortions. As soon as the phantom spell was lifted, Lee Jordan appeared out of thin air.

However, he was apparently fainted with a coma spell.

"This guy is so unreliable. He actually let others plagiarize us." Fred and George are both complaining about Lee Jordan's unreliability. If this guy is reliable, they will not be inexplicable. Trick, with the strength of the three of them, even if the opponent's number far exceeds that of the party, they will not necessarily be subdued by the opponent.

After Albert's actual combat training, the three of them are still very confident in their actual combat capabilities.

Albert raised his magic wand and tapped it lightly on Lee Jordan's head, using Rejuvenation to wake up the unconscious roommate.

When Lee Jordan woke up, he immediately screamed: "I was attacked by someone. Two shameless **** hid and attacked me."

"Yeah, you were attacked!" Fred reached out and took Lee Jordan a hand, and complained angrily: "We were also attacked."

"You were attacked. It seems that Albert successfully released everyone. However, are you sure that no one else is hiding, ready to carry out a sneak attack when we are not prepared?" Lee Jordan took out his own from the toilet in disgust. The wand, after wiping off the water stains with toilet paper, looked around vigilantly, for fear that someone would suddenly come out to attack them.

"Don't worry, when I came in, I had already determined how many people there were in the bathroom." Albert handed the spot map in his pocket to Fred, and said to himself, "There are nine Slytherins in total. There are twelve in total, plus the three of you."

"Nine, it seems that the toilet is not enough!" George looked at the unconscious Montage maliciously, and said suddenly, "Maybe, we should leave a toilet seat for this Mr. Montage."

"No, the toilet is enough." Albert began to use the Restoration Charm to remove the traces of battle in the bathroom.

"What are you going to do with them." Lee Jordan asked, "Should you put them in the toilet?"

"This is a good idea." George has grabbed Monta's hair, ready to push his head into the toilet.

"I have a better way."

Albert put away his wand and took out his deformed lizard belt from his pocket. He took out a crystal bottle from the leather bag and handed it to George.

"What is this?" George took the crystal bottle suspiciously, scanned the label attached to the eye drop bottle, and whispered: "Strong... laxative!"

"Yes, a powerful laxative. I used the potion prepared from the sesame beans you bought. I haven't found someone to test it. It just happened to come in handy today." Albert waved his wand, and a roll of toilet in the cubicle The paper flew towards him and was turned into a spoon in midair. When he stuffed the spoon into Fred, he reminded him, "Half a spoon per person is enough."

"Half a spoonful is too little." Fred looked at the powerful laxative in the crystal bottle, which was estimated to be enough for everyone present.

"Yes, half a spoon per person is too stingy." Lee Jordan was also booing. They all don't like the Slytherin students, and they can't wait for these guys to be unlucky.

"This thing cannot be abused, otherwise it will be deadly."

"Dead? We have never heard of diarrhea and death." The three of them are all the expressions that I read little, don't lie to me.

"I guess half a spoon is enough to make them collapse." Albert couldn't help but roll his eyes. He naturally knew the plans of these three guys and was too lazy to correct them, but he still warned, "Never exceed one spoon. ."

The three of them looked at each other and couldn't help but smile, which meant giving a spoon.

"However, the toilets here are not enough." Lee Jordan and Fred put Flint on the toilet, helping him to look like he is squatting on the toilet.

"I'll wait for me to tamper with their memory later, you pick another nasty guy, give him a sip, and then let them sit on the toilet."

Albert began to tamper with Flint's memory according to the plan. Although he hasn't written a for a long time, he is still his old profession in his previous life. It is very simple to make a self-harmonious story~www.mtl.com~ Yes Yes, remember to take off the pants together, they are now running to the toilet to solve the problem of diarrhea. "After seeing the disgusting expressions on the faces of all three of them, Albert said angrily, "Which of you has ever seen anyone who doesn't take off his pants in the toilet?" "

"It's up to you." Fred patted George on the shoulder.

"It just so happens that you can take the opportunity to retaliate against them." Lee Jordan also walked out of the cubicle quickly.

"Use magic," Albert reminded.

For a moment, George's ridicule came from the compartment, "I dare you to say that this guy's underwear must have not been washed in a week."

"What about the others?" Fred asked with a frown, he didn't want Albert to let them go.

"I'll eat this for them later." Albert took out another weird bottle and handed it to Fred.

"What is this?" Fred opened the bottle and found some tiny pills inside.

"It's also a laxative, but it's not as powerful as a laxative, and the effect will delay the onset. I call it Qingchangwan." Albert explained casually, "We can't let a bunch of people have diarrhea at the same time. That's too suspicious. As for the medicine. I don’t know when the effect will happen. They can only ask for their blessings. After all, this thing is still in the experimental stage.

"I hope they don't have diarrhea halfway."

Several people laughed happily. They all thought of the scene of these guys clutching their stomachs while rushing to grab the toilet. It was not too beautiful.

"By the way, you remember to remove all the toilet paper." Albert did not forget to remind after dealing with Montage's memory.

The expressions on the three people's faces are even more exciting.

Yes!

There is nothing more sad than finding out that toilet paper is used up when going to the bathroom.

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