The Assassin's Enemy Lover

554 “Do you love me”

Zi Han had never drunk and eaten this much in his entire life. He had so much fun that by the end of the evening he didn’t know his right leg from his left. He couldn’t even identify his little babies.

Mr Twiggles and Hansel were left in the dust with their father denying them with no hesitation. Zi Xingxi couldn’t help but laugh.

Zi Feiji noticed ang just had to ask, “What are you laughing about? You also denied Han Han when you got drunk. You said that wasn’t your son because your baby had a big head otherwise how else did it take you ten painful hours to deliver him.”

Yeoh Jun, “...”

He raised ten fingers and mouthed, “Ten hours?”

“What? Your son was stubborn. It was like he was pinching my uterus for hours refusing to come out,” she said treating it like a trivial matter but at that time it was in no way trivial.

She said a lot of things that were eyebrow-raising like ‘I hate that bastard Yeoh Jun’, ‘kill me now so I can find him in the afterlife and beat the shit out of him, and the classic ‘he said just the tip, no more sex for him’.

“I have the recording if you want to watch it after this,” she said and his eyes widened.

“Why would you record that?” asked Yeoh Jun and she said,

.....

“Just in case that little brat becomes Disrespectful to his mum in the future. I wanted him to see how hard his mother worked to bring him into this world,” she said before pinching the straw in between her lips and taking a nice long sip.

“Well was he?” asked Yeoh Jun and Zi Xingxi asked him back,

“Was he what?”

“Disrespectful?” he said while watching Zi Han being helped into the house by Yi Chen.

“You think I would let him? He is a little angel just like his pa,” she said and Yeoh Jun loved being praised. He picked up a small piece of grilled sausage and fed it to her.

Zi Feiji, “...”

Was he by any chance invisible? Maybe he really was invisible otherwise his in law would have some form of respect for him, right?

***

Zi Han was relatively well behaved except for his fingers that kept getting into Yi Chen’s t-shirt and trying to touch his nipple.

Yi Chen looked down at the person who was smiling drunkenly and one word came to mind, ‘cute’.

“Do you love me?” asked Zi Han and Yi Chen answered softly,

“Yes.”

Zi Han kept silent for a while as they went up the stairs. Halfway up he asked again, “Do you love me?”

Yi Chen, “...”

“Yes, I do.”

“Do you love me?”

“Baby, I love you. What’s wrong with you,” he said laughing out loud.

Zi Han asked two more times and on the third time Yi Chen decided to test the waters and answered, “Maybe.”

That was the worst thing he could say to a drunk Zi Han. Zi Han was so aggrieved that he cried and no matter how he tried to explain there was no redemption for him.

When they got in the room he placed Zi Han on the bed and covered him with a quilt. Just as he got up to get him a towel, Zi Han kicked off the quilt and glared at him.

Yi Chen stifled a smile and walked back before kneeling in front of the bed and asking,

“I I was wrong. How should I make it up to you?”

Zi Han sat up and took out a permanent marker while saying, “Come here.”

Yi Chen knew what was coming but he didn’t refuse. He leaned close and let Zi Han write on his forehead.

‘I love Han Han’ and a heart shape. “Satisfied?” asked Yi Chen while his fingertips caressed Zi Han’s lower back.

Zi Han pointed at his own forehead and said, “Mine too. Write Chen Chen’s husband.”

Yi Chen who was meant to be the mature one of the two smiled happily and wrote ‘Chen Chen’s wife’ and a heart shape. The smile on his face sold him out but Zi Han was too drunk to think clearly.

“Is that what you wrote? Why does it feel different?” he said but Yi Chen coaxed him.

“You are drunk so everything feels the same. Stay here let me get you a towel, okay?

Zi Han obediently lay down but as soon as Yi Chen disappeared he sat up and walked over there. He found Yi Chen wetting a towel in the sink and without warning he smacked Yi Chen’s ass with a chuckle.

Yi Chen played along and let out an exaggerated high pitched moan. The two of them started laughing so much that Zi Han almost rolled on the ground in laughter.

“Ahahahaha what what the fuck was that?” asked Zi Han while clutching his stomach.

“I thought you would like it. Maybe next time you should tie me up and spank me. I will moan like that over and over again,” said Yi Chen as he took a step forward.

Zi Han took a step back with each step Yi Chen took forward, the smile on his face beaming like the full moon.

With a bam, Yi Chen slammed the wall forcing Zi Han to move back with a jolt till his back was pressing against the wall. Even when startled his smile was quite mesmerising like he was excited about what was to come next.

“Didn’t I tell you to stay in bed? Go wait for me.” said Yi Chen while staring into Zi Han’s eyes intently.

“Yes daddy,” said Zi Han before biting his lower lip looking a little thirsty. He nervously tugged at his pants with his fingers anticipating a kiss but he gave up and rushed back to bed.

He lay down flat and pulled down his collar revealing more of his porcelain white skin and beautiful collarbone.

He made sure to take out some chapstick and put a little on his lips. Like sleeping beauty, he awaited the arrival of the prince for some dubious consent kissing.

When Yi Chen came back this was the scene he was met with. The only thing missing were the seven dwarfs.