The Daily Life of the Immortal King

While this weekend was very lively for Wang Ling, Little Silver was bored to death.

After becoming obsessed with human chat gadgets, Little Silver had his phone on him almost all the time. Holy beasts didn't need to rest at all; as long as Little Silver wanted to, he could stay awake for hundreds, even over a thousand years... Destroying the liver from staying up all night was something that would never happen to him, but even if he damaged his liver, his holy beast heart would restore it instantly.

However, today's chat group was very strange because unexpectedly, no one was saying anything; in the past, even if everyone in the group was busy, they would occasionally send emojis or fight memes or something!

In Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's house, Little Silver sat cross-legged on the sofa, eyes fixed on his phone screen.

He sent a sticker from "Playful Blue Moon," which had been popular online recently.

Then, he held the phone and stared at it for a few minutes... not a single person responded!

"Ah! How boring!"

With no one to chat to, Little Silver felt a deep sense of lonely despair.

But a few minutes later, an unfamiliar ID called "Immortal Two" suddenly added him as a close friend, and the profile picture was actually of a women's kiss mark... Furthermore, the reason Immortal Two had given for applying to be friends was: I'm crazy about your blood...

Little Silver's gaze froze slightly.

His identity couldn't have been exposed, and he had only applied for this account on the penguin social chat recently; its level was in fact very low. Furthermore, he wouldn't actively add other people, and generally, no one would seek to add this kind of low level account.

Little Silver scrutinized the account information for "Immortal Two" and found that this person's level was actually three crowns! — This was already higher than the levels of many of the people in the chat group!

Additionally, this person's signature was: How I long for a mouth from the past and the temperature on the tip of the tongue...

"Ss..."

Little Silver's hands trembled. Could this be the legendary human... romantic encounter?

No way...

It couldn't be a coincidence, right?

Previously, when Little Silver had been bored, he had looked up ways to entertain himself online, and had seen all kinds of answers on the Internet, like binge-watching shows and playing games... While he could kill some time with the former, games were really boring for Little Silver.

For a liver god like him who almost never needed to sleep; even if usually he might not be lucky when drawing cards, he had all the time in the world for it! When it came to time, who could afford to squander it the way he could?

So in comparison, Little Silver still preferred chatting as well as browsing Zhihu and the cultivation forum for the latest gossip or scoop.

Everyone had different preferences when using the Internet, and even holy beasts were no exception.

Besides the above, Little Silver had seen another application which was the so-called "Shake"; as long as people in the same city shook their phones at the same time, it was possible to be linked to a chat account of a "predestined person," leading to many indescribable stories happening...

But that wasn't right!

He hadn't shaken his phone! Why had it come to him?

Folding his arms, Little Silver stared at the screen. He felt his heart race, and suddenly he was a little nervous.

Hm... There was a first time for everything! He should maintain a level state of mind!

Little Silver admonished himself in his heart, and then stretched out his hand to press the "Accept" button.

While he was thinking about what to say, in the end, this "girl" actually sent him red lips straightaway with three words for him: Shall we date...

"Oh my god..."

Little Silver abruptly sucked in a breath. Were all human little sisters this straightforward nowadays?

...

On the other side, after successfully adding Little Silver's username, Loopy Toad directly lay on the floor and clutched its belly as it laughed so hard it became a dog ball.

Holy beasts were only like this! They were truly terrible at detecting scams! When all was said and done, Little Silver hadn't been in the world for long, and so was easily deceived.

Wang Ling watched this drama unfold but did nothing to stop it, because in his view, this was practical education following formal entry into human society on how "old-timers," equipped with a particular awareness of scams, would treat "newbies."

Little Silver was obviously the newbie in this education class.

As long as Loopy Toad didn't go too far, Wang Ling thought that there was no harm in teasing Little Silver a little.

Loopy Toad stared at the screen. It had already been a full five minutes since he'd sent the message, but Little Silver still hadn't replied. Loopy Toad looked at the time and guessed that Little Silver was surfing the Internet to find out how to respond.

Sure enough, after a while, Little Silver sent a message: "Sorry, miss, I received a delivery just now..."

Just now, Little Silver had learned how to deal with a situation like this on the Internet, but by the time he had found something, he realized that a lot of time had passed.

Then, Little Silver checked the Internet yet again and discovered that usually in a situation where it took a man a very long time to reply to a girl's message, it could greatly reduce her favorable impression of him!

So he just made up a random story...

"Ai, still young!"

The moment it saw the message, Loopy Toad sneered. It knew Little Silver was definitely lying, and was most likely feeling very nervous right now.

Although it didn't know exactly what Little Silver had been looking for on the Internet, it didn't panic. It straightaway wrote the next message and sent it to Little Silver: "It's fine, I was taking a shower just now! The soft foam ran through my black hair, and now it feels silky smooth..."

Gripping his phone with both hands, Little Silver's Adams apple inexplicably bobbed. "Can you let me hear the fairy's voice...?"

Loopy Toad chuckled. Little Silver was clearly feeling out its gender with this question.

It had asked Wang Ming to help it set up this account, which was a limited type with an auspicious number and a level of three crowns. Additionally, it had various unimaginable functions and permissions, such as preventing people from recalling their messages... In fact, Wang Ming had initially prepared this account for Wang Ling, but Wang Ling had turned his back on how high-profile it was, so he had never used it. Wang Ming had kept it up until now.

This account had been inactive for many years, but after falling into Loopy Toad's hands recently, it was now being exploited to its fullest.

Loopy Toad remembered that this account had a "super voice converter" function. Any voice modified by an ordinary voice converter didn't sound natural, and they mostly sounded the same, so it was easy to tell that it had been modified. However, this voice converter was powerful enough to pass a fake voice off as genuine.

After turning on the voice converter, Loopy Toad directly pressed the voice button and recorded a message: Little brother, would you like to see my leg?

Then, it extended its claws...

In a flash, that initially deep voice instantly turned into an adorable girl's voice!

Little Silver's heart trembled and he felt his beast blood boil!

The next moment, the "fairy" actually directly sent him a flash pic...

Little Silver knew that a flash pic couldn't be saved and could only be viewed for five seconds before it was automatically deleted... And most flash pics were usually racy!

Little Silver swallowed and clicked open the flash pic.

Then...

A dog leg with green fur all over it appeared before his eyes...

"..."A Chinese RPG game.The Chinese used here is a homophone for the Chinese social Q&A website.The second half of this sentence is a line from a Chinese ad for Dove chocolate.