The Empress's Gigolo

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

The empress smashed Ren Baqian into the wall with one slap. Ashamed and annoyed, she put down her arms, which were covering her breasts, and put on her clothes.

There was a big mess near the window. A grotesque-looking object had been thrown on the bed, but only half of it was left because the other half had been kicked into fragments by the empress when she bumped into it.

What was left behind was half of a grotesque-looking object and a tightly wrapped compartment. Inside the compartment was a 16 or 17 year old girl who was oozing fresh blood after being thrown on the bed.

If the empress had not known that it was impossible for her to meet an assassin in this world, this girl would be dead by now.

In any case, this girl was hit by the fragments generated by the empress’s kick and had suffered many cuts on her body.

“Miss? Miss?” It was only at this time that anxious voices came from outside the window.

The empress frowned slightly, put one leg under the girl’s body to lift it, and kicked her out through the window.

A few people who were rushing in from the distance had looked on helplessly as the girl crashed in through the window. Subsequently, she was sent flying out again and landed on the lawn.

“Scoundrel!” The people below were shocked. Although it was the girl’s fault for losing control of her flying motorbike and crashing into the villa, throwing her down from the second floor was extremely cruel. There weren’t many villas in this area, and they ranged from tens of millions to hundreds of millions of yuan. Only the rich and powerful could afford to live here.

Some people went to check on the girl. They saw that she had injuries all over her body and that her arm was twisted at an angle. It had fractured due to the fall, and the expressions of these people changed greatly when they saw the serious injuries.

One person quickly made a phone call, one went to start the car, and another stood below while scolding angrily, “Who was that? Get down here! Are you human? You actually threw a girl from the second floor! You will definitely regret not leaving a lifeline for other people!”

Inside the room, the empress, who had just changed her clothes, was scowling and looking displeased.

She was changing her clothes when that girl crashed into the villa and had already generously spared the girl’s life. What were these people clamoring about below?

If the empress were in her own world, the entire family of that young girl would already have been buried underground.

To the empress, sparing the life of that girl should already be considered as very merciful.

These people saw a young woman in red appear at the window. She coldly retorted, “Get lost! Don’t let me see any of you again.”

The young man below who had scolded her earlier heard her words and looked murderous.

Another person gave the girl a full-body examination, confirmed that she was not in any danger of dying, and raised his head to say, “Don’t pay any attention to her. Report to the master. Then, let’s see her regret.”

The young man choked down his words and fiercely stared at that window on the second story.

It wasn’t too long before the sounds of cars coming into the courtyard and then driving away were heard. During this time someone said, “Be gentle, don’t touch the young mistress’s wounds, and be careful of the car door.”

The empress wasn’t very happy. She couldn’t be bothered with the people below and turned to look at Ren Baqian’s wounds.

There were no walls around the courtyard of this villa. Outside the villa, there was a large garden and lawn. Further outside the villa was a cement road.

A short while later, Ren Baqian regained consciousness. His face and nose hurt. There was a big bump on the back of his head, and his whole body felt like it was disintegrating.

The first thing he saw after waking up was the mess in the next room, and he was shocked.

“Your Majesty?!” Ren Baqian shouted.

“Why are you shouting?” The empress’s cold voice came from beside him.

Ren Baqian then discovered that the empress was leaning against the wall beside him and eating ice-cream.

“What’s going on?” Ren Baqian asked. His head was whirling with all kind of thoughts… Why was he attacked the moment he came back? All things considered, there was no reason for anyone to attack him unless there were foreigners who had discovered the situation between him and his country. Had foreign forces sent people to covertly attack him?

Ren Baqian could only think of this possibility. His relationship with his country was still in the honeymoon period, and this time around, he had brought back one hand, one leg, and some organs that belonged to Teng Yue. As such, it wasn’t possible for his country to take action against him.

He had not expected that there would come a day when enemy agents would keep an eye on him.

Still, who was he? He was a Man Wheel expert! Most importantly, he had the empress beside him. These people were simply courting death!

“I don’t know!” the empress answered coldly. “Just now, someone rode some contraption and crashed in through the window.”

“Damn!” Ren Baqian was feeling murderous. The empress was changing her clothes and he had not seen anything because he had been smashed into the wall by a slap from the empress. The person who crashed in at that moment deserved to die!

“Where is that person?” Ren Baqian gritted his teeth, and his voice was full of anger.

“That person didn’t die. I kicked her out of the window,” the empress said calmly.

“Why didn’t that person die?” Ren Baqian was surprised.

“You told me I should try not to kill anyone here if possible. Those people are nobodies, and I am not interested in them,” the empress said calmly. “Earlier, the people below were threatening to make me regret! I want to see how they are going to make me regret!”

“Oh, they are dooming themselves to death! If they dare to appear again, I will let them regret living in this world.” Ren Baqian was ranting furiously. Not only did they dare to attack the empress, they also used malicious words.

Wait? Malicious words? If it was an assault by enemy agents, would they be so retarded?

Ren Baqian rubbed his nose and the back of his head, got up from the floor, and went to inspect the room. He discovered the debris left behind by the other party.

“What is this?” Ren Baqian looked at it for a long time. The front half of the object was missing, the back half had a seat compartment, and there was a round disk on the bottom. He couldn’t figure out what it was.

He carefully re-enacted the events: the empress changing clothes, the assailant crashing in… Damn, the assailant deserved to be cut into 10,000 pieces.

Ren Baqian spent a long time gnashing his teeth in anger. This was the second floor, and the assailant came in from the sky. There a seat compartment and a disk… Was this a flying motorbike?

“Your Majesty, who was the person that crashed?” Ren Baqian asked.

“It should be a girl who is less than 20 years old,” the empress casually replied.

“A girl less than 20 years old?” Ren Baqian started to feel that something was not right.”What did the people outside look like? What did they say?”

The empress was rather impatient, but she still briefly repeated the whole story.

Ren Baqian was at a loss for words.

He finally understood that this wasn’t an attack and that the probability of it being a vehicle accident was about 80 percent…

However, this accident happened on the second floor of his villa and coincidentally when the empress was changing her clothes.

Previously, the unconscious girl had been kicked out by the empress from the second story and had fallen onto the ground below.

Ren Baqian thought about it.

The empress was always right. There were no exceptions.

If there were, then everyone would have to refer to the first sentence: the empress was always right.

After learning that it was not an enemy agent targeting him, Ren Baqian couldn’t tell whether he was relieved or disappointed. After his cultivation had reached the Man Wheel level, with the exception of being hung up and beaten by the little lolita, he had not had any chances to show off his prowess.

As for retaliation by these people, he would hand it over to the Messier 87 department. Although those living in the vicinity were rich, they were by no means more powerful than the Ministry of State Security.

Ren Baqian put this matter aside and thought about the scene he saw before he was knocked out.

Although the empress used her arm to cover herself, it seemed like a little bit had been exposed.

He seemed to have seen a touch of pink and wondered whether it was an illusion.

Ren Baqian tried hard to recall it since such an important scene couldn’t be missed simply because he was unconscious at the time.

“Are you imagining disrespectful thoughts about me?” the empress asked in an ice-cold tone.

“How can that be possible?” Ren Baqian chuckled. “I am going to give the Messier 87 a call.”

Ren Baqian walked back to his own room and leaned against the wall as he recalled the details. Did he really see it?

At that time, the empress was wearing T-shaped black lace panties… All of her underwear was bought by him… On top of the empress’s T-shaped panties were figure hugging short pants from the other world. These were similar to safety shorts from Earth.

Half of her enchanting and supple body was covered by her T-shape panties…

Ren Baqian wiped his nose. Recently, he had been really thirsty and feeling hot…

“If you still have undesirable thoughts, I will kill you!” The empress’s voice was transmitted through the wall to his ears.

Ren Baqian smiled. The empress wouldn’t kill him, but if she was annoyed, he would be given a beating.

Except for a big improvement in his fighting ability, there was not much improvement in the other aspects of his martial arts skills.

He would have landed in the hospital if the beating he received just now was administered before he had attained the Man Wheel level.

Ren Baqian gave Yang Sen a call and told him about the incident.

“Mister, can you stop making trouble?” Yang Sen continued resignedly, “I will send someone to investigate.”

“The person is still alive, so you should be satisfied.” Ren Baqian grinned. The victim should consider herself lucky not to have been killed by the empress in such a situation.

After putting down the phone, Ren Baqian saw the empress standing at the window where the mess was.

“There are still some people staring… They really don’t know what is good for themselves.” The empress raised her eyebrows.

At first, she didn’t notice, but then, she discovered that someone was watching them from under some trees in the distance.

“Your Majesty, don’t bother with them,” Ren Baqian said as he looked at the empress’s back. His gaze slowly traveled down from her hair to her smooth shoulders and then continued downward…

Ren Baqian’s gaze stopped there. The empress felt goosebumps on her skin, and it made her uneasy…

“Have you seen enough?” the empress turned and asked him angrily.

“Your Majesty, do you want to dance?” Ren Baqian asked on a whim. He held her hand and pulled her downstairs.

The empress was led along and followed him.

A moment later, the sound of the classic piece, “Canon in D,” filled the room. Ren Baqian put the empress’s hands on his shoulder and held her by the waist.

The heat of their bodies penetrated through their thin clothes and into their palms.

“I can’t imagine how terrible it would have been if I had never met you.” Ren Baqian gently moved his feet and looked straight into her eyes.

The empress stepped on his toes after he said those words.

It’s nothing. It doesn’t hurt…

Ren Baqian ignored the pain in his toes and said brightly, “Fortunately, that kind of incident will never happen!”

The sight of Ren Baqian’s smiling face sent her heart pounding. Her fingers gripped him harder, and her steps slowed down.

Even after such a long time, she still got flustered every time they were in close contact.

At first, such a hard to control feeling made her homicidal, but she was beginning to enjoy this feeling… This feeling… was not bad!

His feet were being stepped on again…

It’s nothing. It doesn’t hurt… Ren Baqian wiggled his toes as he thought to himself…

The two experienced the warmth of each other as they danced to the music. Ren Baqian moved his face forward to gently kiss the empress on the lips and felt loving tenderness.

As the empress looked into his eyes, her eyes were full of tenderness… Her ears and cheeks were becoming flushed…

He was stepped on again…

Ren Baqian thought, It’s not painful. It’s really not painful at all…

As they danced gently to the music, Ren Baqian whispered sweet nothings into the ears of the empress and moved his hand from her waist to her back. One hand was feeling an amazing elasticity while the other was still wrapped around the empress’s back.The empress’s hands involuntarily went to his neck… Her face was filled with bashfulness…

…

Although he was fond of this tender loving feeling and reluctant to let go, it seemed like his feet were swollen? Ouch, he was stepped on once again…