The Righteous Player(s)

Chapter 580: The Comedian Duo’s Debut

“It’s actually you.”

Delicious Wind Goose’s expression was a bit subtle, “I thought I had to summon Her Royal Highness Kafni or perhaps a young lady from a noble family. She might have to teleport over to be in a duo queue with His Royal Highness Annan like a sweet couple.”

[TN: Duo queue is a game term where 2 players enter the matchmaking system as a party.]

The Goose didn’t expect that the person Annan had decided to share the secret with would be Dove.

“…Don’t you know I’m also Annan’s secret keeper? We don’t have to bother Her Royal Highness in this matter.”

Dove was lying in the warm cat bed, lazily sweeping her tail, “Besides, we’re not really running a dungeon together. We’re just joining the party for the sake of it.”

“In a situation where both people have hired someone else to play for them, shouldn’t this be considered as two “proxy players” playing together as a sweet duo couple?”

Dove asked a great question.

Delicious Wind Goose fell silent.

The Goose’s expression became subtle, “If it wasn’t for Husky’s special situation, your words give off a weird feeling.”

This should have been a harmonious combination.

Husky and Thirteenth Fragrance, a well-known comedian duo, each substitute a male and a female player to have a duo queue — What happened here could be transformed into a seven or eight episodes TV series. Each episode could be a 20-minute video, with a catchy title. Its views might push it to appear on the home page.

However, Husky turned into a beautiful girl with a silver ponytail, and Thirteenth Fragrance went straight back to his prime youth. The story was not quite right.

How to put it?

Delicious Wind Goose had an inexplicably feeling that this story should happen in drama. “To be honest, I kind of want to see it.”

Delicious Wind Goose replied honestly.

“It’s normal. Everyone wants to see it.”

Dove lay lazily in the cat bed, “The forum is lively now, knowing that Husky and Thirteenth Fragrance made their debut again in another world. The premiere is exciting.

“We should learn from this routine. In the future, I think this entertainment program can be converted into a long-term event… We can gather a few streamers to perform a similar variety show. I think the entertainment value of the program is surely not bad.”

“What kind of event is this? “Stealing A Person’s Account”, “Blind Date for You” or “Your Names”?” Delicious Wind Goose couldn’t help but complain, “Are you a devil?”

Dove carried her tail lightly with her mouth, then raised her head innocently, “I’m a cat.

“Let the account boosters fall in love with each other. Why should it concern me? Besides, I’m just a cat.”

“Is a serval, who is almost one meter tall, not embarrassed to say that she is a house cat?”

Longjing Tea’s voice came from outside the door.

Longjing Tea brought a young man, who looked like the leader of the Phantom Thieves of Heart [1]. Then, a silver-haired husky girl with bright eyes, who looked around curiously, pushed open the unlocked door and walked in.

“Tiange, where’s the boss?”

[TN: A reminder that Xiang Tiange is Goose’s name in his original world.]

He glanced at the cat snoozing in the cat bed and turned to Delicious Wind Goose, asking, “I’ve brought the person over.

“His Highness and Old Pope are performing a ritual in the next room.”

Delicious Wind Goose was sitting at a table, busily arranging materials and taking notes on a laptop. With a calm and serious tone, he responded, “You can have her lie down over there for now. It’s a bed made for Chocolate, so it’s quite big. However, considering that we need to monitor both of your sleep, you will have to share the same bed for the time being.”

“Hey, don’t worry about it.”

Husky said indifferently, “When we were busy, we slept on the same sofa. I thought we had to lie on the altar… It would be nice to have a bed.”

“Someone kicked me down the sofa…”

Thirteenth Fragrance glared at Husky.

Considering her current image, Husky took back what she said after thinking about it.

Even Longjing Tea and Delicious Wind Goose might not care, Dove and everyone in that room didn’t know the original image of Husky.

Let’s save some face for her.

“Also, who says I can’t act?”

However, Husky kept muttering, “I’m a standard Role-Player genre player, okay? We have to pretend to be a little stupid on purpose to be real. Being completely rational doesn’t look like role-playing at all…

[TN: A reference to GTA5 RP.]

“For example, now, do you think I look like an innocent and energetic girl? It’s too similar! It’s so true, brother, I wonder if I was born in the wrong birth.”

“Okay, okay, I was wrong…”

“I’m such a genius.”

“Yes Yes Yes……”

Thirteenth Fragrance sighed weakly, lay down on the designated position with the help of Longjing Tea, and put on the corresponding mirror.

Ah Dian, who was standing outside the door watching, cheered for the comedic duo’s debut.

Originally, she wasn’t there. The live stream this time was originally planned to be on the forum… It could be regarded as the first serious “variety show” in the history of the Freezing Water Port forum.

However, Ah Dian strongly requested to watch and take pictures at close range.

As a result, Ah Dian followed all the way. It was a pleasure for her to watch it in excitement.

—It turns out that it’s not a planned skit!

When the comedian duo was online at the same time, they talked non-stop. The scene was exceptionally hilarious. If it weren’t for Ah Dian’s need to maintain the image of a girl, she would probably laugh until she wriggled like a worm in bed.

“Dove, we have finished up the work for adjustment. Come in.”

Ghirlandaio’s voice came from the back room, “Forget it… Longjing Tea, you can just bring in Dove’s cat bed. She has lost a little hair recently, so don’t let the cat hair disturb the ritual.”

“Oh, alright.”

Longjing Tea, who was helping the two make the beds, looked up and responded.

Why is it me again?

Old Goose sighed in resignation and walked over to pick up Dove, who was nestled in a cradle-shaped cat bed, along with the bed itself.

Old Goose seriously suspected that when buying the cat bed, Dove had specially requested to add handles and shoulder straps on the side of the bed, to prepare for the current situation.

Old Goose quickly took the cat into the back of the room.

It didn’t take long for Delicious Wind Goose to see the expressions of Husky and Thirteenth Fragrance gradually becoming dazed. Then, the two fell asleep without saying a word.

After a while, Annan came out following Longjing Tea.

“Feel free to come out. Is there no problem with the ritual?”

While Delicious Wind Goose asked, he switched to the live broadcast interface of the two that had already been opened. Then, he adjusted the panel in his field of vision to make it into a split-screen mode.

Old Goose had an illusion for a moment.

It felt like he was a game commentator for “A Way Out”…

Old Goose glanced at “Ghirlandaio” who was sitting peacefully next to him with a mirror-shaped necklace on top of the heart.

There are no outsiders here either.

Wouldn’t it be nice to change back to Annan? Ghirlandaio’s appearance is too stressful.

He muttered.

“Is there any problem? Can you see it?”

“Ah, I can see it.” Annan responded.

He turned his head and showed a gentle smile, “After all, at the very beginning, you are my ‘eyes’.”

That moment.

Delicious Wind Goose suddenly recalled how Annan released his elemental power and he turned into a mythical being form.

Among the many “eyes” on the body…

There was one which seemed to be his own.

Before Delicious Wind Goose dwelled deep into this thought, he saw that the two people, who were thrown into the adventure had woken up separately, through the live broadcast in the “split-screen” mode.