Villain Cultivator

Chapter 405: Method Not Allowed

Miaomiao glared at Fang Yanxu, "You're too unreasonable. You think it's fair to match me against a 9th-stage cultivator?"

Fang Yanxu scoffed, "Unreasonable? My verdict has always been fair, logical, and just! I have an attorney license, mind you. You easily defeated many nascent soul cultivators and two soul physique cultivators. Putting you against a 9th-stage cultivator is obviously reasonable!"

"BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! You're saying you are just!? Yeah, right. You JUST want to kill me! Why don't you JUST do it yourself if you JUST want me dead so badly!?"

"Ha! I don't know what you're talking about. Don't accuse me without proof, or I'll punish you according to the Yama Constitution. You can't accuse, badmouth, hinder, interfere, or stop the officers of Yama and Samsara on duty! Whatever I said is the law!"

"Jesus Christ. You're beyond help. Even cliché villains from web-s are more likable than your bullshitery. Do you know that you're being watched? I'm a DaoTuber, and I'm live-streaming at the moment. Many gods can see what you're doing."

Ding

[Anonymous Devil is sending your live stream video clips to Samsara.]

[OG-Buddha frowns at Fang Yanxu's distorted logic and injustice.]

[One of Sun Crow's inhabitable planets has been burnt to ash due to the Sun Crow's fury.]

[The Monkey King accidentally rips Play Monkey Magazine Vol. 1967 due to his anger.]

[Kunwu's killing intent scares several of his vessels on his planet.]

[Tilted Hongjun is tilted. He has just drunk a cup of lamp oil, thinking it was a cup of tea because of his frustration.]

[Macho Joshua is busy writing something to a giant notebook in his library. He mutters as he writes, "No forgiveness to this fool."]

[Many immortals want to punch Fang Yanxu in the face.]

[Your viewers are filing the complaints to Samsara.]

As Miaomiao had just said, the gods were dissatisfied with Fang Yanxu's decision. It was a matter of time before this immortal would get into trouble.

Meanwhile, Fang Yanxu couldn't see Miaomiao's system screens. He simply pretended to be mad and rushed the fight as his instinct cried that he didn't have much time left.

"Stop wasting my time. Get on the stage and get this over with! I need to go somewhere else soon."

"Oh, really?"

Ding

[Macho Joshua has confirmed the location of the nearest members of the Trumpet Alliance.]

[Macho Joshua has given them permission to enter Heavenly Goose Planet.]

[Macho Joshua has warned you.]

["Look down and close your eyes, now."]

Miaomiao glanced at his system screen and smiled. He let go of Wei Yuan and flew closer to the stage.

Huang Hansheng had already stood there, getting ready to claim the bounty.

Miaomiao landed on the stage and looked down, facing the earth.

Ding

["Close your eyes. It will be very bright. EXTREMELY, ANNOYINGLY, AND OBNOXIOUSLY BRIGHT!"]

"…"

Miaomiao squinted his eyebrows, bemused by Joshua's instruction. He didn't understand why he had to lower his chin and close his eyes.

Wei Yuan also got a similar warning from Dion.

The smart wife immediately closed her eyes and shouted, warning her friends and the others.

"CLOSE YOUR EYES, NOW!!"

"???"

Zhao Bao, Ma Moxi, and the beastmen looked at Wei Yuan in doubt. Still, they followed her order since it might relate to Miaomiao's power.

Some of the bystanders also heard her.

Xun Yu, Xun You, and Sima Fang also closed their eyes as they felt that something dangerous might appear soon.

Just like that, Miaomiao, his allies, and the people of Siren City closed their eyes and slightly bowed their heads as if they were paying respect to someone.

…

SWUA

As several people closed their eyes, the sky was slit open as if someone had cleanly cut it.

The slit widened. Blinding light from the other side shone upon the land, hiding the space beyond the protective formation array over the Heavenly Goose Planet.

The source of light came from the infant angel, who slowly descended to this world. Behind the angel, the sheep-head woman covered her face with her black feather wings, avoiding the obscene light of her superior officer.

The slit in the sky mended itself after the two had entered the world. However, the source of light increased his power output, brightened everything with his light aura.

The light and the presence of the two newcomers weren't as terrifying or domineering as Fang Yanxu when he had first arrived. It simply blinded everyone who accidentally looked at the sky.

Yuan Shaoqing, Fang Yanxu, Huang Hansheng, and many spectators from Yuan Shaoqing's side covered their eyes in pain. The blinding light pierced their eyes to the point that they suddenly suffered from a severe headache.

The cloud of tribulation dispersed. The eyes of world guardians, aside from Zhao Liang, fled the scene in panic.

Even Miaomiao under the black visor helmet could sense the bright light through his closed eyelids. He felt like he would become blind in an instant had he opened his eyes.

"Which one of you is Mao Miaomiao? Raise your hand and turn your face to me."

"…"

Miaomiao increased the intensity of his visor helmet. His metal Qi created more black amethyst gemstones and covered his lens.

Then, he turned toward the source of the voice and faced up, "I'm Mao Miaomiao."

"Oh, you? I thought you were a fucking catman. You've disappointed me."

"… Sorry for disappointing you, but could you do something with the light?"

Miaomiao regretted looking up while he was closing his eyes. The blinding light got through the visor and his eyelids. Now, he felt like his eyes were being cooked.

The radiation was annoying, but it was not too harmful. The burning feeling was only temporary as his regeneration speed was faster than the damage the light had caused over time.

"I can't help it. My Divine Providence of Light made me this way. If you want to do something about it, you must circulate your light element essence to your eyes and allow them to absorb my divine light. Only then, you will be able to see my face."

Several cultivators could also hear the conversation. Some of them lamented that they didn't cultivate the light element. Meanwhile, several nascent soul cultivators complained in their minds as the light element was one of the advanced elements, which was too difficult to master.

Many vessels of various dao gods on this continent were more educated in this subject. They knew about the light element cultivation method, but they chose not to cultivate them.

To comprehend and condense the light element crystal in their dantian, they require the mysterious power of fate, aka luck.

This power couldn't be acquired by normal means. The only way to cultivate luck was to perform good deeds and pray that an immortal or a god would be appreciated by their action, which was too tedious and time-consuming. As such, not many people could use the light element Qi.

That was why many cultivators were envious of Huangjin Monastery, who freely cultivated light and lightning elements by simply following the teaching of OG-Buddha. The major reason that Yuan Shaoqing and others branded them as demon worshipers were that they could nip the buds before these monks got too strong.

Miaomiao, his yin slaves, the monks, and Zhao Bao had no problem cultivating light element Qi. However, they still couldn't open their eyes and look at Uriel.

Earlier, the angel referred to Light Element Essence, not Qi. As such, no one but Zhao Liang, the remaining avatar of OG-Buddha's apostle, could see Uriel's current appearance.

Miaomiao had enough. He didn't want the mysterious emissary from Joshua not to bully them, "Sir, I don't know who you are, but not many people here can use element essence, let alone the light element. Please do something about the light, or we'll be blind at this rate."

Uriel, the baby angel, had been wearing sunglasses and holding a brand new cigar in his mouth. He giggled as he flapped his wings, which had been emitting intense light.

Indeed, it was a prank. Also, it was something that Uriel had a habit of doing to filter out unworthy mortals as the light flushed out the invisible color of their karma and soul.

"Oh, by the way, your aura color is not bad. You're a madman, but you're a good man."

"… Am I bad, or am I good. Could you pick one?"

"You WERE bad, but I can see that you're trying your best to improve yourself. I'm complimenting you."

Uriel could differentiate between who was worthy and who was not. Even now, he gazed at Miaomiao, who had been emitting purple, red, white, and pink aura around himself.

The pink aura was the sin of his lust. As for the purple, it was a mixture of Miaomiao's ambition and pride.

The red aura reflected Miaomiao's craziness, bloodlust, insanity, and anger. However, it was suppressed by the white color, which was the symbol of his virtue, goodwill, and honesty. Strangely, the white aura continuously formed the shape of Wei Yuan's face.

Miaomiao might have sinned, but he secretly sought salvation and attempted to redeem himself, which was what Uriel appreciated about him.

Still, the pink aura dominated the other aura. It showed that Miaomiao's lust overwhelmed the other emotion most of the time.

Uriel giggled as he could read Miaomiao like a book. He shook his head and changed the subject.

"The impure fools that can't even cultivate luck or light element don't deserve to see my face! Anyway, let's get to the point, so I can finally smoke."

The lighter had been confiscated by Azazel. Until Uriel completed his task, she wouldn't allow him to smoke.

Uriel turned to Fang Yanxu, who was also affected by the light.

…

The immortal's sight hadn't recovered from the flash yet. He relied on his sense to pinpoint the newcomers from the higher realm.

At first, Fang Yanxu wanted to cuss or punch the mysterious infant for pranking him with the light. But as soon as he realized the identity of this angel and his follower, the immoral gritted his teeth.

While closing his eyes, Fang Yanxu turned to Uriel and Azazel. Then, he bowed toward them.

"Fang Yanxu of the Fang Clan greets the Great Emissary of Trumpet Alliance and his follower. May I know why Your Holiness come to this lowly mortal world?"

The infant's wings twitched while his face distorted in frustration, "Your Holiness? Great Emissary? Why the fuck are all those titles sound so cringey? Didn't I tell everyone to stop using those useless vocabularies 10 thousand years ago? Anyway, why the fuck is Samsara's butthole-janitor doing here?"

"…"

Fang Yanxu had never seen Uriel or an archangel before, but he had heard of the rumor.

The Trumpet Alliance was the combined force of seven archangels, Supreme Entities of the Heaven Realm of Light, aka galaxies under Joshua and his father's protection. They also had a close tie with Macho Joshua, but nobody knew what kind of relationship they had.

This organization was rumored to be stronger than every force in the Heaven Realms. Even Kishin Douji and Samsara seemed to be avoiding them.

Meanwhile, this infant before him emanated a strong light element and many other unknown divine aura. He also had a certain power that Fang Yanxu was afraid of.

Divine Providence

This was the exclusive power of dao gods, who had transcended immortality and became entities, gods, or constellations. These beings were so powerful that they could destroy planets on a whim. Had the Xian Convention Law never existed, these beings might have removed all immortals and mortal realms under their rival's influence.

"This lowly non-existent being is overseeing a war game between two mortal factions."

"Isn't that none of your business? The Xian Convention states clearly that immortals can't interfere with mortal's affair!"

"T-That..."

Fang Yanxu bit his lower lips, suspecting that the archangel might have come here to save Mao Miaomiao.

He ran out of time! The fights took too long, and the Mao Miaomiao's backers were too swift.

The safest method to kill Mao Miaomiao without dirtying his hand was denied. Now, he had to find another method.