You Might Die If I Cast My Healing Spell

Chapter 71: Chapter 71: I’m Sorry, Big Brother, I Was Short-Sighted!

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

Just as Lin Ye was thinking about how to show off his strength, Su Mumu sneaked up behind him and gently meowed in his ear.

Lin Ye didn’t react and merely gave her the stink eye.

“Mumu, don’t scare me,”

“I noticed you the moment you walked in.”

Su Mumu sat beside him, somewhat unhappily, her face turned to her default pouting-emoji face.

(.?ˇεˇ?.)

“You’re no fun!”

“Can’t you just cooperate with me some time?”

Lin Ye ignored her small complaint, “How was it?”

“Have you reached level 9?”

“When will you reach level 10?”

“Once we all reach level 10, we’ll be able to start forming parties to raid dungeons. We’ll practice our chemistry and cooperation, and test the combat power of your Bionic Tear—”

Su Mumu plopped a candy from her shirt pocket into his mouth. Then she took another one for herself.

“I’m already at level nine!”

“If my estimation is right, I should be at level 10 by tomorrow morning!”

“So you mean, you’re going to go with me tomorrow?”

“I’ve been curious about your Battle Priest’s true strength for a long time!”

Su Mumu said with a wiggle, and once again, it never ceased to amaze Lin Ye how she kept reminding him of emojis. 乁(˙ω˙乁)

But after hearing Su Mumu’s “report”, Lin Ye was stunned.

“Tomorrow morning? You’re telling me, you’re going to train all night?”

Su Mumu shook her head and said, “Of course not.”

“Staying up late will cause wrinkles.”

“I’m planning to let little Mumu help me farm in dungeons all night.”

Lin Ye looked even more perplexed.

‘What?’

Su Mumu mischievously smiled, “Hehe.”

“This is something I just discovered today.”

“Little Mumu can enter the dungeon alone, and the system thought that I had also entered the dungeon.”

“After she clears the dungeon, I’ll be able to obtain the treasure chest reward. I won’t have to suffer in the dungeons anymore!”

More question marks appear on his face.

‘What the–?!’

‘What the hell is this?’

Could Bionic Tears could have a will on its own?

‘Does this thing have any shelf life?’

“F*ck!” He couldn’t help but to curse out loud in awe. “But don’t you have a distance limit between you and little Mumu? Or any time limit?”

Su Mumu chewed the bubble gum in her mouth, blew a big bubble, which burst with a pop, and then said leisurely,

“She doesn’t.”

“I’m not taking her back now.”

“Washing clothes, cooking, cleaning, making tea, buying milk tea, picking up packages… She’s in charge of everything.”

“I’m living a comfortable life.”

Su Mumu gloated like a satisfied emoji, (???????).

‘Good God!’

With no time restrictions, or distance restrictions… They could do anything! They could learn anything, they could even go into dungeons on their own—

‘Oh my God!’

This Bionic tear was more than just a quasi-God talent!

It was even more mythical-level than mythical-level!

*Sob*

‘I’m sorry, Big Brother Tear. It’s my fault. I was short-sighted. I didn’t know how awesome you were and actually said you only had quasi-god-level talent!’

‘Please forgive me for my rudeness!’

‘Bring me along more in the future!’

…

After a moment of silence, Lin Ye also blew a big bubble with his bubble gum and it exploded with a pop. The pink gugar instantly covered his lips.

“So,” he asked, “Is little Mumu helping you clear a dungeon?”

“And you’re bragging to me?”

“Yeah!” Su Mumu nodded. “She’s fighting the ‘River Nightmare’ dungeon.”

“Looking at the system prompt, the final secret dungeon Boss has entered a heavily injured state. It should be ending soon, right?”

Lin Ye was dumbfounded again.

“F*ck! Can you still see the system prompts in the dungeon?”

“Can we even see the Boss’ status?”

Su Mumu looked at him with a strange expression.

“What?”

“Is it strange?”

“If I can’t see the system prompt, how can I know little Mumu’s progress?”

Lin Ye quickly denied, “No, no, no!”

“It’s not strange at all!”

“What you said makes a lot of sense!”

“I should have let you get the system prompt that only appears in dungeons in the real world!”

‘I’m finished…’

‘I already have a premonition…’

‘A disabled Professional was about to be born…’

Su Mumu stared at him suspiciously.

(﹁﹁)~→

“Why do you sound like you agree with me, but I feel like you’re actually mocking me?”

“Ah! I get it!”

“It’s jealousy!”

“You’re envious of me for having such an all-purpose partner like little Mumu while you don’t!”

“Aiyo, hey~”

“I didn’t know that even a top university student would be in such a bad state.”

(??ω??)

Lin Ye coughs awkwardly.

“*Cough* Cough* I can still be friends if you don’t say anything…”

‘Was he jealous of her?’

‘Nonsense!’

‘With the help of such an all-rounded and invincible Big Brother, I can go to two dungeons at the same time and enjoy the double reversal of the situation, dealing more than 10,000 true damage in one go. Wouldn’t that be an instant boost?’

How could this not be tempting?

He was simply moved to death!

‘But no!’

A straightforward person does not resort to such insinuations!

‘Can you also give me a mythical equipment similar to a Bionic Tear?’

‘I don’t want to work hard anymore!’

‘Help, help me!’

Su Mumu looked into Lin Ye’s eyes as she chewed on the pink bubble gum in her mouth. She asked in a muffled voice, ”

“I don’t believe a word you just said. By the way, you haven’t answered my question yet.”

“Are you going to take me to the dungeon tomorrow?”

“Or should we wait?”

“Yes!” Lin Ye raised his right hand, “I’ll bring you with me tomorrow,”

“But there’s something else I want to know,”

“What?” Su Mumu curiously asked.

Lin Ye pointed at his chest, “Doesn’t your little Mumu have a fatigue limit? They could clear dungeons without limit? Start a new era of work in 007?”

Su Mumu rolled her eyes.

(.?_?)

“I’m sure not!”

“If she has a fatigue limit, how could I let her go and clear the dungeon all night?”

“Are you stupid?”

“You don’t even understand such simple logic?”

Lin Ye was speechless.

‘What the f*ck?’

‘I was actually taught a lesson by Su Mumu in theoretical knowledge today?’

‘How evil!’

‘This is too abnormal!’

‘It must be the invincible Bionic Big Brother that affected my mentality!’

*Sob*

‘It seems that I really am jealous…’

‘Big Brother…’

‘I really want a Big Brother to rely on too…’

As he thought about it, Lin Ye shook his head to get rid of all the random thoughts in his mind and became serious again.

“That!”

“Let’s ignore little Mumu’s matter for the time being, and discuss how we should clear tomorrow’s party dungeon.”

Seeing Lin Ye’ sudden seriousness, Su Mumu immediately sat up straight and looked at him seriously.

“Yes, yes, yes.”

“Go ahead, I’m listening, I’ll lie down… Oh, I mean, I’ll learn seriously!”

(?·??·?)??

Lin Ye picked up his phone, opened his memo, found the team plan he wrote, and put it in front of Su Mumu.

“Look here.”

“I need to know all the effects of the skills and equipment you have now.”

“Tell me about your four attributes as well.”

“Also…”

“If you want me to help you maximize your benefits, tell me your current height, weight, three measurements, bra, moon cycle, and other detailed physical data.”

“This way, I can help you calculate the formula.”

“If you find it troublesome.”

“Then continue to add points according to the lazy Mage bonus method I gave you before.”

“Although it’s not the most cost-effective.”

“But it’s very worry-free.”

“In any case, with your operation and level, even if you can deduct a higher stage attribute correction rate, you can’t make use of their advantages. It’s better to be simple and rough…”